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Gael23

I’m 29 and I knock one out most mornings.
Should you start to wean yourself off playing with it as you get older?

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Mister Vain

There will be plenty of fireworks at the stroke of midnight.

McGinniesta

I woke up this morning with a horn on me that could have pulverised reinforced concrete.

She wouldn't ride me or suck me off and this horn was going nowhere.

I had an amazing ****. Best one in ages.

Kylta

We'll just empty my sack for this year

I Am The Law

I hate the dry ones.

Gael23

I Am The Law wrote: »

I hate the dry ones.

Me too but needs must at times

Mister Vain

Anyone doing the "No Jizz January" like Dave McSavage?

CharlieHaghy

I Am The Law wrote: »

I hate the dry ones.

65% hand sanitizer is your man. Fine lube.

[Deleted User]

Mister Vain wrote: »

Anyone doing the "No Jizz January" like Dave McSavage?

I can remember when David McSavage used to be funny.

Gael23

CharlieHaghy wrote: »

65% hand sanitizer is your man. Fine lube.

Shower gel works too. Have used washing up liquid when I had horns coming out of me but it stings a lot

greenspurs

Gael23 wrote: »

Shower gel works too. Have used washing up liquid when I had horns coming out of me but it stings a lot

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

WHAT !!!

Tig98

Gael23 wrote: »

Shower gel works too. Have used washing up liquid when I had horns coming out of me but it stings a lot

Shower gel is hit and miss, would not recommend. If some manages to get inside the urethra, then your piss will burn for a week.

greenspurs

Coconut paste -
feels great, and smells great too.

Gael23

Tig98 wrote: »

Shower gel is hit and miss, would not recommend. If some manages to get inside the urethra, then your piss will burn for a week.

What would you use of you had no lube but had a big boner?

greenspurs

Gael23 wrote: »

What would you use of you had no lube but had a big boner?

greenspurs wrote: »

Coconut paste -
feels great, and smells great too.

Can buy in most stores/shops

CharlieHaghy

Another handy house hold product and found out by accident is 3 in 1 aerial pods. Pop them into a hot cup of water and stir.
Don’t be starved now and stay away from the Lidl 2 in 1.

Gael23

CharlieHaghy wrote: »

Another handy house hold product and found out by accident is 3 in 1 aerial pods. Pop them into a hot cup of water and stir.
Don’t be starved now and stay away from the Lidl 2 in 1.

Not a good idea. Was sitting on the throne doing my business this morning looking at a nearly full bottle of Cif beside me thinking how would that lube me up

Mister Vain

Gael23 wrote: »

Have used washing up liquid when I had horns coming out of me but it stings a lot

**** while doing the dishes? Impressive multitasking.

chicorytip

Bogwoppit wrote: »

Why do some lads need to use lube? Is it a circumcision thing? Never got the **** sock thing either.

Yes, it's a circumcision thing.

chicorytip

How many of you posters on this thread are over fifty years of age? The male libido tends to fall off a cliff around that time of life. Make good use of those erections while you can.

CharlieHaghy

Did you try finger yourself to get the horn working?

mr.anonymous

This thread is swinging between abstinence to technique recommendations

Is anyone abstaining for January?

Gael23

mr.anonymous wrote: »

This thread is swinging between abstinence to technique recommendations

Is anyone abstaining for January?

**** is good for your prostate. It releases all the old juice.

[Deleted User]

Gael23 wrote: »

**** is good for your prostate. It releases all the old juice.

Though it's not the only way to release the juice.

sligojoek

Kylta wrote: »

I really true masterbater can switch hands without missing a stroke, when you have achieved this you will become a really true fully fledged Wanker like me.

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