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06-10-2019, 18:49   #3586
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What do you call a stolen Tesla?




An Edison.
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06-10-2019, 18:53   #3587
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Do you know Joe Soap??
he`s a slippy guy
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07-10-2019, 20:45   #3588
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The difference between the sexes;

If a woman says smell this then it probably smells nice .
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Does extra virgin olive oil come from very ugly olives?
Remember Ben Elton had a line on that.. " once in a while I just want some olive oil that's been well shagged ....
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How long does it take a Scouser to walk two tiny dogs around the park.

Chihuahuas!
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Remember Ben Elton had a line on that.. " once in a while I just want some olive oil that's been well shagged ....
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"Son, I don’t think you’re cut out to be a mime."

"Was it something I said?"’ asks the son.












"Yes.'”
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Why do all Swedish warships have bar codes on the side?

They Scandinavian
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An AA Van passed me earlier and I noticed the driver was sobbing uncontrollably.

I though ' looks like he's heading for a breakdown'.
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I phoned the local builder and said I wanna skip outside my house.....He said 'Well I'm not stopping you'.
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