Things That Trivially Annoy You.

Boom_Bap · 22-01-2019 11:07am

Smoke alarm went off last night at 12:05.

There was no fire, no smell of smoke. The only think I could smell was cat poop.
Did the smell of my cats poop set off the smoke alarm??

New Home · 22-01-2019 11:10am

Nah, poltergeists having a fag.

Boom_Bap · 22-01-2019 11:14am

New Home wrote: »

Nah, poltergeists having a fag.

They probably had ghost sex on the kitchen table and were enjoying their ghost post coital ghost fag.

New Home · 22-01-2019 11:17am

Boom_Bap wrote: »

They probably had ghost sex on the kitchen table and were enjoying their ghost post coital ghost fag.

Well, either that, or aliens, sssooooo....

Ariadne · 22-01-2019 11:26am

I had a nightmare that I was kicked out of home and uninvited to my sister's wedding. Well it was because I was acting like a total shyte to be fair, then I went off to McDonald's (which had a dentist practice inside) and then I went to the pub to get drunk and found myself in a transvestite bar. I have the weirdest dreams.

Tazzimus · 22-01-2019 11:34am

My Hue bulb in the bedroom seems to in a different time zone, or it thinks Dublin is anyway.

Have it set to come on at 6 with my alarm, instead it comes on at 4...

Rubberlegs · 22-01-2019 11:37am

I was moaning the other day about Vikings not being on RTE Player. I downloaded the updated app to my phone and it is on there. Yipee I thought. I decided to watch one of the two episodes I missed last week and got as far as the first ad break. Oh my sweet Jesus I'm about to fcuk my phone down the garden /bang my head off a wall. Despite having full WiFi coverage the screen went blank for ages. Then the programme went back to the beginning. I had to confirm once again I was over 18. I got it back to where I was, had to watch the ads FFS and then started to watch part 2. I got a text so I paused it to answer that, went back into it again and yep it had gone blank and then back to the beginning yet again and now won't load again at all. Stupid a$$hole baxtard app

Space Dog · 22-01-2019 11:40am

People breathing into their microphones during conference calls

ohnonotgmail · 22-01-2019 11:42am

Boom_Bap wrote: »

They probably had ghost sex on the kitchen table and were enjoying their ghost post coital ghost fag.

I hope you wiped the table this morning.

Kitty6277 · 22-01-2019 12:10pm

Still haven’t gotten my deposit back from the flat in Leeds, even though I moved out about 3 weeks ago

Dial Hard · 22-01-2019 12:14pm

I'm having one of those horrible mornings where I'm genuinely struggling to keep my eyes open. It's going to be a very long day.

RMAOK · 22-01-2019 1:32pm

People who stand in the middle of the aisle of the supermarket with their trolley and block up the whole place. :mad:

New Home · 22-01-2019 1:43pm

Cold toes.

Kitty6277 · 22-01-2019 3:04pm

Left my bottle of water at home

Sephiroth_dude · 22-01-2019 3:07pm

When all the shops you need to go to are in a straight line one after the other more less and then half way you realize you forgot to go to one so have to trek back all the way up *cross*

Sephiroth_dude · 22-01-2019 3:13pm

Rubberlegs wrote: »

I was moaning the other day about Vikings not being on RTE Player. I downloaded the updated app to my phone and it is on there. Yipee I thought. I decided to watch one of the two episodes I missed last week and got as far as the first ad break. Oh my sweet Jesus I'm about to fcuk my phone down the garden /bang my head off a wall. Despite having full WiFi coverage the screen went blank for ages. Then the programme went back to the beginning. I had to confirm once again I was over 18. I got it back to where I was, had to watch the ads FFS and then started to watch part 2. I got a text so I paused it to answer that, went back into it again and yep it had gone blank and then back to the beginning yet again and now won't load again at all. Stupid a$$hole baxtard app

Rte player is pile of steaming poo anyway, even on the site, those fecking ads *cross face*

Bredabe · 22-01-2019 5:00pm

Freaking hell! the price of instant hot chocolate drinks in large tubs/jars!

Going from 5.99-7.05e in localish shops. One new craving that's being ignored stat.

Brendan Bendar · 22-01-2019 5:56pm

These foooherking absolute douche bags who start every sentence with ‘So’

Just heard a dude Vincent Lambe I think on Drivetime doing this.

Could hardly contain myself from wrecking the radio.

Why!

Why!

Where did this crud spring from?

retro:electro · 22-01-2019 8:35pm

Visiting someone and they make you tea but don’t crack open the biscuits. Thanks and all but to me tea is a mere accompaniment to something sweet

Ariadne · 22-01-2019 8:45pm

retro:electro wrote: »

Visiting someone and they make you tea but don’t crack open the biscuits. Thanks and all but to me tea is a mere accompaniment to something sweet

I can give you something sweet to go with your tea

TA'd that people don't like it when you say "So" at the start of a sentence. I do it all the time without thinking, I think it's a Cork thing.

Autosport · 22-01-2019 8:49pm

Succubus_ wrote: »

I can give you something sweet to go with your tea

TA'd that people don't like it when you say "So" at the start of a sentence. I do it all the time without thinking, I think it's a Cork thing.

All my time in Cork and I say it too

Fine breed of Man there aswell

I'm looking at you Seph

Ted_YNWA · 22-01-2019 8:53pm

Autosport wrote: »

All my time in Cork and I say it too Fine breed of Man there aswell I'm looking at you Seph

So Ted has been kicked to the kerb then

Mollyb60 · 22-01-2019 8:59pm

Cannot warm up tonight at all.

Autosport · 22-01-2019 9:03pm

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

So Ted has been kicked to the kerb then

Not at all Ted, I could never do such a thing

Ilovethe bonesofyou · 22-01-2019 9:28pm

She wants a triple entendre...

Ted_YNWA · 22-01-2019 9:49pm

Ilovethe bonesofyou wrote: »

She wants a triple entendre...

She must have a big appetite.

TA that I do & I ate too much earlier.

Trigger Happy · 22-01-2019 10:51pm

My brain is sore.
Throat is sore.
Starting to get muscle aches...eugh.

brooke 2 · 22-01-2019 11:02pm

retro:electro wrote: »

“Life coaches”. Ugh please keep your nonsense waffle to yourself and leave the rest of us alone

+100!

brooke 2 · 22-01-2019 11:10pm

Mollyb60 wrote: »

OMFG an hour and a half I was out before I called the girl to see wtf was going on. She said 'Oh I couldn't connect to your PC so I'll have to call over in person to do it. I sent you an email to tell you that you could go back in'.

An email. To my work email account. On the PC. Which you have taken over. So I have no access to. The stupidity is mind boggling. :mad:

Left my mobile phone in to be fixed today. When I picked it up, there were two messages on it informing me that it was ready to be picked up!!

:D

quickbeam · 22-01-2019 11:40pm

Was gonna start a new book tonight but cat is sitting on it and I don’t want to disturb him

RMAOK · 23-01-2019 12:43am

People leaving on their full headlights when you meet them while driving. It'd blind you looking at them full lights :mad::mad:

madmaggie · 23-01-2019 12:46am

Bredabe wrote: »

Freaking hell! the price of instant hot chocolate drinks in large tubs/jars!

Going from 5.99-7.05e in localish shops. One new craving that's being ignored stat.

Try Bournville cocoa, it's in the baking aisle in Aldi. Just cocoa, no added sugar.

Kitty6277 · 23-01-2019 1:20am

RMAOK wrote: »

People leaving on their full headlights when you meet them while driving. It'd blind you looking at them full lights :mad::mad:

This! It’s happened to me so many times recently and I kept forgetting to post it.

Another TA, when you think of something you want to post and then forget later.

Ariadne · 23-01-2019 8:35am

Couldn't sleep until gone 2am. Woke up before 6. So tired. Can't sleep.

CrowdedHouse · 23-01-2019 8:45am

EDIT: OOPs wrong thread - TA asleep still

donegal_man · 23-01-2019 9:16am

Being asked, "night shift?" No I spent the night here just for fun.

Rubberlegs · 23-01-2019 10:53am

Waking way too early and lying there unable to doze off, then going back into a lovely sleep when it is time to get up.

I really like the moisturiser I am using at the moment. It is in a tube with a pump dispenser. Ever since I bought it the pump has acted up, sometimes nothing comes out for ages despite pumping furiously (Ooh Matron

). The odd time it works fine. As it is coming near the end I cut the tube so as not to waste it. TA I don't know whether this is a one off with this tube and to chance buying it again or not.

Mollyb60 · 23-01-2019 11:24am

Rubberlegs wrote: »

I really like the moisturiser I am using at the moment. It is in a tube with a pump dispenser. Ever since I bought it the pump has acted up, sometimes nothing comes out for ages despite pumping furiously (Ooh Matron ). The odd time it works fine. As it is coming near the end I cut the tube so as not to waste it. TA I don't know whether this is a one off with this tube and to chance buying it again or not.

If you really like it you should buy it again. If the pump is the same you can just decant the moisturiser into a different bottle. Boots have clear squeezy bottles you can put it in instead.

My skincare TA is that the only thing that seems to keep my skin even kinda clear is Dermalogica which costs a bloody fortune.

dubstarr · 23-01-2019 11:26am

Succubus_ wrote: »

I had a nightmare that I was kicked out of home and uninvited to my sister's wedding. Well it was because I was acting like a total shyte to be fair, then I went off to McDonald's (which had a dentist practice inside) and then I went to the pub to get drunk and found myself in a transvestite bar. I have the weirdest dreams.

Just an average Saturday night for you:D:D

Aglomerado · 23-01-2019 11:41am

RMAOK wrote: »

People leaving on their full headlights when you meet them while driving. It'd blind you looking at them full lights :mad::mad:

I had to invest in yellow lensed glasses for driving. They help somewhat.

There is a big tacky house on my way to work, lit up in front by an enormous industrial floodlight. As I drive around the bend the floodlight seems to be directed into the road as well and it dazzles me. Cue daily fantasies about popping it with an air rifle.

Sephiroth_dude · 23-01-2019 11:50am

retro:electro wrote: »

Visiting someone and they make you tea but don’t crack open the biscuits. Thanks and all but to me tea is a mere accompaniment to something sweet

That's just......ya I have no words *shakes head*

Rubberlegs · 23-01-2019 12:04pm

Mollyb60 wrote: »

If you really like it you should buy it again. If the pump is the same you can just decant the moisturiser into a different bottle. Boots have clear squeezy bottles you can put it in instead.

My skincare TA is that the only thing that seems to keep my skin even kinda clear is Dermalogica which costs a bloody fortune.

Thank you, great idea!! TA I didn't think of that

Dial Hard · 23-01-2019 12:22pm

I need to start leaving my wallet at home again. My brain is in "Go out for lunch!" mode for the third day this week, despite the fact that I have a perfectly delicious lunch in the fridge.

RMAOK · 23-01-2019 1:35pm

People not washing their hands after using the public toilet and then using the door handle on the way out. :mad:

Dial Hard · 23-01-2019 1:36pm

RMAOK wrote: »

People not washing their hands after using the public toilet and then using the door handle on the way out. :mad:

This is why I go to great lengths not to touch the handles on public bathroom doors if at all possible.

RMAOK · 23-01-2019 1:38pm

Dial Hard wrote: »

This is why I go to great lengths not to touch the handles on public bathroom doors if at all possible.

I'd be the same myself - you'd want to wear a pair of gloves when exiting the bathroom. It's a ****ing minefield tbh.

Ragnar Lothbrok · 23-01-2019 1:39pm

Dial Hard wrote: »

This is why I go to great lengths not to touch the handles on public bathroom doors if at all possible.

Not always possible though, unfortunately.

It just baffles me how anyone can use a public toilet and not wash their hands.

Blitzkrieger · 23-01-2019 1:46pm

Why is Mary, Queen of Scots being shown in super high def? Surely you're better off having a film with special effects in there, rather than some drama that won't benefit from the technology at all? I'd love to know the numbers; do more people actually pay the extra to see the film in super high def? Do they have to because all the late showings are only at the higher price?

23-01-2019 1:53pm

I have to say that 'impromptu' musical performances bother me. I just want to chill on a plane

https://www.rte.ie/gaeilge/2019/0123/1024949-seisiun-beo-san-aer/

Renegade Mechanic · 23-01-2019 2:11pm

RMAOK wrote: »

People leaving on their full headlights when you meet them while driving. It'd blind you looking at them full lights :mad::mad:

I'd a set of for Rally Giants on a yoke a few years back and there would be so much light coming across the bend in front of them that most of the time they'd dip, thinking you were in a huge yoke

Most of the time. But it's gone to the absolute dogs altogether now. And worse still are the failed abortion wastes of ****ing resources that go full beam just before ye pass ohhhhh the things I wish upon those people....

I'm seriously considering putting up a high powered halogen, no, no actuall an LED floodlight,as the light will be instant, aiming it off the side of the van and rigging it to some light detecting contraption that detects the transition from dip to head quicker than I can react myself so they get the retina roasting they truly deserve.....

Things That Trivially Annoy You.

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