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26-03-2020, 08:39   #5086
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Just dropped a Richard III myself. Nasty little sting in the tail was a wee nugget the cigar cutter didn’t get quite right. Was dangling off the arse hairs and when I stood up it fell straight into the jocks

I’m not the better for that experience at all. Only single ply bog roll here, it’s like trying to wipe your arse with baking parchment
Sorry for yr troubles S,not a nice experience.

Pick her up with a kitchen fork and drop in to the pan.

Remember to wash the fork well.
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26-03-2020, 08:40   #5087
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Sorry for yr troubles S,not a nice experience.

Pick her up with a kitchen fork and drop in to the pan.

Remember to wash the fork well.
Frying pan?
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Frying pan?
Rodney, you must be one of these new ‘Covid19’ recruits.


Lavatory pan, Rodders, lavatory pan.


Welcome anyway.
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Just backed out a shiny buttery log.

Lovely mahogany sheen off her.

Nothing but net.
Great to hear, Brendan.

My appetite has been all over the place for the past few days, and so I decided I’d eat something ‘traditional’ for the dinner last night. Had a huge serving of bacon and cabbage, 6 Kerr Pinks, pint of milk, parsley sauce. Fücking delicious.

Shunted out a top class shell only 30 minutes ago. Minimal paperwork required and away it went with the first flush. Feel physically, emotionally and even spiritually lighter as a result.

Beginning to think a good feed of spuds can sort out most issues involving loose or watery stools.
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26-03-2020, 11:13   #5090
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How are peoples home jacks holding up to the extra load?

I dropped a mound earlier that blocked the toilet on flushing. Thankfully it cleared itself after a few minutes. I vowed never to stick my hand down the toilet again after the last time.
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You DO wash your hands after shítting...?
Can you be infected by corona through your hoop?
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How are peoples home jacks holding up to the extra load?

I dropped a mound earlier that blocked the toilet on flushing. Thankfully it cleared itself after a few minutes. I vowed never to stick my hand down the toilet again after the last time.
Nothing to gloat about here rodders not in these trying times bound up is an understatement it’s an outh I’d duly take.
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Eating a lot of pasta and breakfast cereals the last two weeks which I never eat and i'm in bits here. ****e is water the last four days and pains across my stomach and intestines. Its spraying out like a garden hose.

There was a tint of green to it as well.

Gonna have to go to supermarket to stock up on more meat to freeze and will get some spuds this time and some rice which I never eat either.
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Eating a lot of pasta and breakfast cereals the last two weeks which I never eat and i'm in bits here. ****e is water the last four days and pains across my stomach and intestines. Its spraying out like a garden hose.

There was a tint of green to it as well.

Gonna have to go to supermarket to stock up on more meat to freeze and will get some spuds this time and some rice which I never eat either.
Good lad Snoops, lookit, sachet of organic porridge in the a.m. is your man .

Pop her into the wave and let her sit for a min. after three minutes waving.



You will be squatting on the pot after ingesting....and blowing out chunks big time.

Big solid lumps, dude.

Go for it.
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Good lad Snoops, lookit, sachet of organic porridge in the a.m. is your man .

Pop her into the wave and let her sit for a min. after three minutes waving.



You will be squatting on the pot after ingesting....and blowing out chunks big time.

Big solid lumps, dude.

Go for it.
Might try some porridge tomorrow, feel like absolute **** now. Just gonna cook the steak and some veggies and leave the pasta out of it. I noticed last few days after eating pasta or cereal i felt 10,000 times worse.

Toilet bowl just got another good hosing down of brown water there.
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I might go back the porridge myself in tandem with “nature’s candy” it tended to yield impressive results. As it is I can’t for the life of me work out with all the ronnie drew I’m ingesting I still cannot cannot muster a good barry white... like the great man ever got stage fright, he was smooth and as mellifluous as
they come.
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How are peoples home jacks holding up to the extra load?

I dropped a mound earlier that blocked the toilet on flushing. Thankfully it cleared itself after a few minutes. I vowed never to stick my hand down the toilet again after the last time.
Roddy make sure to stick to the ole bog roll regardless of grade. Not to be using kitchen towels, wipes, jam rags, nappies: disposables or otherwise, shower curtains etc.
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Great to hear, Brendan.

My appetite has been all over the place for the past few days, and so I decided I’d eat something ‘traditional’ for the dinner last night. Had a huge serving of bacon and cabbage, 6 Kerr Pinks, pint of milk, parsley sauce. Fücking delicious.

Shunted out a top class shell only 30 minutes ago. Minimal paperwork required and away it went with the first flush. Feel physically, emotionally and even spiritually lighter as a result.

Beginning to think a good feed of spuds can sort out most issues involving loose or watery stools.
The spuds have to be kerrs pink though to achieve the above results - magnificent binding in them, not like them foreign imported summer spuds.
Also the roosters be leaving you needing a spoonful of cornflour to thicken the gravy..
They leave a nasty sensation on the ol badge and more often than not leave you with a horrible dose of the trotting fever..
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Can you be infected by corona through your hoop?
Possibly if someone coughs on you during the act of analingus. Studies are inconclusive so far, however.
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Might try some porridge tomorrow, feel like absolute **** now. Just gonna cook the steak and some veggies and leave the pasta out of it. I noticed last few days after eating pasta or cereal i felt 10,000 times worse.

Toilet bowl just got another good hosing down of brown water there.
Pasta should be let in no man's house
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