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Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

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  • #2582
    armaghlad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,660 ✭✭✭armaghlad


    This might come across sexist but it is only because I've only really experienced it with females... but the whole "I'm so ditsy act" where they pretend to be stupid or clumsy. They then have their friends post their stupidity/clumsiness on social media for the rest of us to endure. The worst ones are the the ones who actually post it up themselves "how stupid am I.." "lol", "rofl" etc etc. Morons.


  • #2583
    Sgt. Bilko 09
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,471 ✭✭✭Sgt. Bilko 09


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    Well played sir, well played.

    That escalated quickly


  • #2584
    Elemonator
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,271 ✭✭✭Elemonator


    Some fella who looks shiny. Never met one that is nice.


  • #2585
    sasta le
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,586 ✭✭✭sasta le


    Beard snapback hat tattoos on guys seem to be total ****


  • #2586
    Martypants1
    Site Banned Posts: 806 ✭✭✭Martypants1


    Women on social media who post videos or in jokes to their friends facebook page.

    Just private message them you ditz, no one thinks you're crazy or "random".


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  • #2587
    annascott
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,271 ✭✭✭annascott


    Anyone wearing a Peruvian/Andean Chullo hat...


  • #2588
    De Bhál
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,037 ✭✭✭De Bhál


    It's February, baltic conditions, freezing cold, rain and wind etc... some guy's walking towards you with shorts on. You know before he even passes you he'll have a leg tattoo.
    Gotta show off the tatt no matter what the weather.
    Eejits


  • #2589
    Martypants1
    Site Banned Posts: 806 ✭✭✭Martypants1


    Anyone that uses joe.ie, the ladbible, buzzfeed etc

    For one, they are clickbait...

    Secondly they have no talent, literally none. They steal all their content from reddit/users sending in stuff and they are making millions from it.

    Oh and they have a number of different sites to multiply that ad revenue. Her.ie, sportsjoe, herfamily. All the same stuff posted.


  • #2590
    ronjo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,996 ✭✭✭ronjo


    Martypants1 wrote: »
    Anyone that uses joe.ie, the ladbible, buzzfeed etc

    For one, they are clickbait...

    Secondly they have no talent, literally none. They steal all their content from reddit/users sending in stuff and they are making millions from it.

    Oh and they have a number of different sites to multiply that ad revenue. Her.ie, sportsjoe, herfamily. All the same stuff posted.

    Seem quite talented to me to be fair.


  • #2591
    Martypants1
    Site Banned Posts: 806 ✭✭✭Martypants1


    ronjo wrote: »
    Seem quite talented to me to be fair.

    I'm talking about the ones working for them. Owners are smart alright.

    Well, they had a great advantage due to facebooks algorithms back in the day.


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  • #2592
    failinis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,691 ✭✭✭failinis


    Stone Deaf 4evr wrote: »
    or you, know, they might be selfconcious about their teeth?

    Just about to say the same thing.


  • #2593
    Tunage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 190 ✭✭Tunage


    People queuing at security at the airport decorated to the last with all their best jewellery, their best boots and probably the most awkward belt in the world who hold up the whole fecking process because they have to take everything off at the very last minute... :eek: There are signs, there are announcements and you STILL hold up the line? grrrr
    Oh and not having their liquids (if they're carrying them) in the wee bag thus holding up everything too!


  • #2594
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Anyone who wears a baseball cap either sideways or back to front!


  • #2595
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,424 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Martypants1 wrote: »
    Anyone that uses joe.ie, the ladbible, buzzfeed etc

    For one, they are clickbait...

    Secondly they have no talent, literally none. They steal all their content from reddit/users sending in stuff and they are making millions from it.

    Oh and they have a number of different sites to multiply that ad revenue. Her.ie, sportsjoe, herfamily. All the same stuff posted.

    They are in their hole.

    Also, far less popular than you'd think, most of their Facebook/Twitter followers are paid for bots.

    But I agree, lowest of the low.

    Everyone should follow Irish Clickbait on Twitter, they open those links so you don't have to.


  • #2596
    Ol' Donie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,779 ✭✭✭✭Ol' Donie


    Tunage wrote: »
    People queuing at security at the airport decorated to the last with all their best jewellery, their best boots and probably the most awkward belt in the world who hold up the whole fecking process because they have to take everything off at the very last minute... :eek: There are signs, there are announcements and you STILL hold up the line? grrrr
    Oh and not having their liquids (if they're carrying them) in the wee bag thus holding up everything too!

    I once saw a woman argue with the security over throwing away a large bottle of shampoo.

    "The size limit for toiletries is 100ml."

    "Yeah. It's nearly empty."


  • #2597
    Tunage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 190 ✭✭Tunage


    Ol' Donie wrote: »
    I once saw a woman argue with the security over throwing away a large bottle of shampoo.

    "The size limit for toiletries is 100ml."

    "Yeah. It's nearly empty."

    eugh! All the times I've seen people at the top of the queue pointing to pieces of jewellery 'Do I have to take this off?' !!!


  • #2598
    Shannon757
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    Tunage wrote: »
    People queuing at security at the airport decorated to the last with all their best jewellery, their best boots and probably the most awkward belt in the world who hold up the whole fecking process because they have to take everything off at the very last minute... :eek: There are signs, there are announcements and you STILL hold up the line? grrrr
    Oh and not having their liquids (if they're carrying them) in the wee bag thus holding up everything too!

    Her's what you do:
    https://twitter.com/airlivenet/status/702221464276070400


  • #2599
    Tunage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 190 ✭✭Tunage


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    Her's what you do:
    https://twitter.com/airlivenet/status/702221464276070400

    Omigod hahahahahaha That is priceless but it would certainly do the job!


  • #2600
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    kfallon wrote: »
    Anyone who wears a baseball cap either sideways or back to front!

    Check this out


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY67XaX6oM8


  • #2601
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Greatest TV show ever made!!!


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  • #2602
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,789 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    Tunage wrote: »
    People queuing at security at the airport decorated to the last with all their best jewellery, their best boots and probably the most awkward belt in the world who hold up the whole fecking process because they have to take everything off at the very last minute... :eek: There are signs, there are announcements and you STILL hold up the line? grrrr
    Oh and not having their liquids (if they're carrying them) in the wee bag thus holding up everything too!

    I can't understand the thing with the liquids. That rule is in place about ten years now, there are signs all over the airports and as recently as Tuesday I saw a 1litre bottle of water being taken off a guy....


  • #2603
    razorblunt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    Martypants1 wrote: »
    Anyone that uses joe.ie, the ladbible, buzzfeed etc

    For one, they are clickbait...

    Secondly they have no talent, literally none. They steal all their content from reddit/users sending in stuff and they are making millions from it.

    Oh and they have a number of different sites to multiply that ad revenue. Her.ie, sportsjoe, herfamily. All the same stuff posted.

    Anyone that "writes" for those sites.
    In particular the lads who try to write an article around tweets some sports person sent.

    Also if they have to start off the article with "this is great/gold/maaaaaaad", it's guaranteed not to be any of those things.


  • #2604
    sbEdge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 111 ✭✭sbEdge


    foxy farmer wrote: »
    People who look for compensation for damage to "shrubs". My "neighbour" wants 50quid after a few of my cattle did this when they got out on the road recently. He claims he had to replace "2 or 3 " plants. Ffs

    Farmers who can't keep their cattle under control.


  • #2605
    eh2010
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 149 ✭✭eh2010


    nyarlothothep wrote: »
    Reverse snobs, "oooh look at you with your fancy craft beers and mochas, you must be a wanker", no, I just enjoy nice things, I like my beverages to dance on my palette.

    YES. I'd tell them to mind their own ffing business.


  • #2606
    LeeLooLee
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 422 ✭✭LeeLooLee


    Birneybau wrote: »
    They are in their hole.

    Also, far less popular than you'd think, most of their Facebook/Twitter followers are paid for bots.

    But I agree, lowest of the low.

    Everyone should follow Irish Clickbait on Twitter, they open those links so you don't have to.

    I have a lot of Facebook friends who do link to LAD bible. Sure sign of being a bit of a w@nker.


  • #2607
    Robsweezie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭Robsweezie


    If they leave their table a mess in mcdonalds


  • #2608
    Jayop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,387 ✭✭✭✭Jayop


    Robsweezie wrote: »
    If they leave their table a mess in mcdonalds

    Ketchup ****


  • #2609
    lapua20grain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 831 ✭✭✭lapua20grain


    Jayop wrote: »
    Ketchup ****
    Mc Wanker


  • #2610
    Chris_Bradley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,818 ✭✭✭Chris_Bradley


    Plonkers who say "Heino".


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  • #2611
    lapua20grain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 831 ✭✭✭lapua20grain


    Chris_Bradley wrote: »
    Plonkers who say "Heino".
    i was in mulligans in town one night and heard some wanker asking for 2 pints of Ken prize wanker


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