Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

thesandeman · 26-10-2015 11:38PM

siblers wrote: »

It's amazing how Facebook has lead me to absolutely detest minions.

Never heard of them until they started appearing in this thread.

dirkmeister · 27-10-2015 11:35PM

Going to bed tonight knowing tommorow is going to be one of the worst days of my life! Never thought in this world would I be going to a baby's funeral, especially not my best friends babys funeral! Life is so cruel and I still can't get my head around it all! Why did God want to take this special little boy! I will cherish every memory I got to make with him! Miss his gorgeous face so much! Sleep tight gorgeous boy

Somehow, this one manages to make a tragic event all about her.

siblers · 27-10-2015 11:38PM

Does it? I don't personally like when people put of those types of status but I don't see much wrong with that one.

whatismyname · 28-10-2015 12:02AM

A selfie accompanied with the words 'WITHOUT MAKEUP AND PROUD'.

In capitals.

What, because being your natural human self is supposed to actually be such a big deal, that you're supposed to be 'proud' that you actually posted a picture without make-up?

Followed by another one with 'LOVE MYSELF NATURALLY!!NO fakeness on my face whatsoever!!'

What does she want, a medal...?

whatismyname · 28-10-2015 01:05AM

I would like to thank ma wonderful son for putting his night time pull up in the laundry basket. It made taking the clothes out of the dryer so much fun cause I LOVE rewashing things.

coolhull · 28-10-2015 01:27AM

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Samsgirl · 28-10-2015 01:41AM

Haha..now..I know what's going..I'm a geniuse

Comment - you might be if you could spell it.

valoren · 28-10-2015 05:38PM

Just got called by the 96fm cash call. I didn't no the no.

Nib · 28-10-2015 09:02PM

"Was just thinking what would a say if a was asked if a liked cheese n onion crisps or salt n vinegar crisps more .. well a would have ta say that a like salt n vinegar walkers mer than cheese n onion walkers but a defo like cheese n onion tayto mer than salt n vinegar tayto so it isnt as simple as that so it wid really av come doon tae if a would rather a pack of cheese n onion tayto or a packet a salt n vinegar walkers n a thinks that salt n v just edges it there ! So of a am ever asked that question in d future all say salt n vinegar DEFO xxxx"

Epic story, definitely giving Grandpa Simpson a run for his money.

yerwanthere123 · 28-10-2015 11:58PM

Oh dear

Some of ye may disagree with me but I am entitled to an opinion ...I am a Socialist, and I won't apologise for it ...Some of ye may tell me that I'm an idealist and comment on my statuses to deliberately say I'm wrong (without a reason) to push me up the wrong way but to be honest, I don't care anymore, and won't spend my time responding to idiotic comments like "Kevin supports Stalin, Hitler and Mao"...If ye want to have a constructive debate with me, that's fine (and I enjoy those) but please don't be wasting yer time doing otherwise

niallo32 · 29-10-2015 10:00PM

Same racist as before:

"Makes my ****ing blood boil 20 refugee family's to come in before Christmas and them all accommodate click of the fingers 15 different departments all chipping in what about our own lovely Christmas our own are going to have in a hotel meanwhile refugees are get social housing dole and that's just name a few of the things this country is doing for them now they will tell all the family and friends its a great touch Ireland come here were treated better than there own people wtf Ireland is making the biggest mistake its ever made this country will be ****ed in 5years I give it.
Single man refugee
240pw dole
Clothes grant
500e
Home grant
3 separate payments of 500e over 6mts
Oh and if they need help with a driving lesson and there licence. 75% paid by state.
And 75e for a android phone.
Single man rate for Irish people
188e pw
And none of the above."

Ted_YNWA · 29-10-2015 10:06PM

i thought I had escaped with having none of the ramblings of madmen/women, but a few "angles" are after appearing.

Pherekydes · 29-10-2015 11:08PM

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

i thought I had escaped with having none of the ramblings of madmen/women, but a few "angles" are after appearing.

Come on, man, don't be so obtuse.

sligojoek · 29-10-2015 11:20PM

Pherekydes wrote: »

Come on, man, don't be so obtuse.

Such acute turn of phrase.

Sorry I couldn't help it. It was a reflex reaction.

*Gets coat and runs*

Ted_YNWA · 29-10-2015 11:22PM

still waiting on the right angle

kunst nugget · 29-10-2015 11:32PM

Jesus, those angle puns hang around longer than a rotten dose of chlamydia...

PTH2009 · 29-10-2015 11:34PM

whats all this 'Netflix and Chill' crap thats going around social media ??

kunst nugget · 29-10-2015 11:37PM

PTH2009 wrote: »

whats all this 'Netflix and Chill' crap thats going around social media ??

It's slang for booty call.

Loughc · 29-10-2015 11:39PM

PTH2009 wrote: »

whats all this 'Netflix and Chill' crap thats going around social media ??

It's the modern version of hey do you wanna come over to mine to watch a dvd.

PTH2009 · 29-10-2015 11:46PM

Loughc wrote: »

It's the modern version of hey do you wanna come over to mine to watch a dvd.

sounds so cool

first saw it on beat fm (the cool student radio station) facebook page

fussyonion · 30-10-2015 12:44PM

"Does anyone know where I could get any kind of costume in a size 22? North Dublin lads and lassies! Anything at this late stage, thanks!!!"

Comment: "Camping shop."

Caoimhgh1n · 30-10-2015 12:56PM

"It's so annoying when people get your and you're mixed up"

Comment "your so right!"

kunst nugget · 30-10-2015 01:05PM

Caoimhgh1n wrote: »

"It's so annoying when people get your and you're mixed up"

Comment "your so right!"

Tbf, I'd put up a comment like that as a joke. But I'm a looser like that…

Caoimhgh1n · 30-10-2015 01:07PM

kunst nugget wrote: »

Tbf, I'd put up a comment like that as a joke. But I'm a looser like that…

This person was serious.

Fame and Demise · 30-10-2015 01:10PM

kunst nugget wrote: »

Tbf, I'd put up a comment like that as a joke. But I'm a looser like that…

Its better to be a looser then to stay quite

Kev W · 30-10-2015 01:16PM

niallo32 wrote: »

Same racist as before:

"Makes my ****ing blood boil 20 refugee family's to come in before Christmas and them all accommodate click of the fingers 15 different departments all chipping in what about our own lovely Christmas our own are going to have in a hotel meanwhile refugees are get social housing dole and that's just name a few of the things this country is doing for them now they will tell all the family and friends its a great touch Ireland come here were treated better than there own people wtf Ireland is making the biggest mistake its ever made this country will be ****ed in 5years I give it.
Single man refugee
240pw dole
Clothes grant
500e
Home grant
3 separate payments of 500e over 6mts
Oh and if they need help with a driving lesson and there licence. 75% paid by state.
And 75e for a android phone.
Single man rate for Irish people
188e pw
And none of the above."

Ever noticed how racist rants are often run-on, unpunctuated sentences?

coolhull · 30-10-2015 01:29PM

Kev W wrote: »

Ever noticed how racist rants are often run-on, unpunctuated sentences?

Hey, I don't have time to be punctuating my sentences. The ould racism keeps me too busy to think about punctuation and stupid stuff like that

IvyTheTerrible · 30-10-2015 02:26PM

Kev W wrote: »

Ever noticed how racist rants are often run-on, unpunctuated sentences?

Damn immigrants, coming over here, stealing our punctuation. :mad:

kunst nugget · 30-10-2015 02:36PM

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

Damn immigrants, coming over here, stealing our punctuation. :mad:

They don't even celebrate Christmas, Joe!

Miall108 · 30-10-2015 10:26PM

Shud af kiled de lot pf ye cuntry paople _________ is a gentlemen and fiend 2 traveller maay lard abve juge ye and ye predjudism no luk 2 ye durty cunty paople wexford is de durt ful of predjudism wit ye fncy wards

Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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