The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

chughes · 12-10-2015 08:48PM

corner of hells wrote: »

Dyson , not Tyson but Dyson.He lives in Meath.

I know what y'all are thinking , where was the vacuum cleaner when he was conceived.

His mother sucks like a Dyson....

RoadhouseBlues · 12-10-2015 08:49PM

Awesome. I pity that poor child growing up.

SVI40 · 12-10-2015 08:54PM

Pal of mine lives in the US, and worked in an underprivileged school. One of his students was called Ladasha, but spelt it

La-a

I know, we call it a hyphen, but not over there.

corner of hells · 12-10-2015 09:04PM

chughes wrote: »

His mother sucks like a Dyson....

Or his father had one big ball.

Dolbert · 12-10-2015 09:30PM

SVI40 wrote: »

Pal of mine lives in the US, and worked in an underprivileged school. One of his students was called Ladasha, but spelt it

La-a

I know, we call it a hyphen, but not over there.

That's a pretty popular urban legend

SVI40 · 12-10-2015 10:06PM

Dolbert wrote: »

That's a pretty popular urban legend

Ah well, he got me with that one then. Will never believe the fecker again.

tigerboon · 12-10-2015 10:31PM

corner of hells wrote: »

Or his father had one big ball.

Or no bag?

For Forks Sake · 12-10-2015 11:43PM

From inside the lonely brain of Barry Egan I did spot this double-whammy of a gem......

They had a baby boy. Not just any baby boy, I'll have you know. This is Sean Dunne's grandson. So, Stephen and Nivek called the new arrival Bear.

So, bad and all as twas calling the child Bear..the mothers name is Nivek.

Nivek, I hear you ask...and I also did scratch my head for a moment or two until I copped that what I was in fact reading, was Kevin spelt backwards.

not yet · 15-10-2015 12:33PM

Recently heard these names in Dublin, Hallie-mae and Freya I kid you not..

Now these where not some exotic children from Sumatra or Finland, they where your common or gardener Inner city Childer..

Diamond Doll · 15-10-2015 12:37PM

Freya is one I'm actually hearing a lot recently!

Witchie · 15-10-2015 12:38PM

not yet wrote: »

Recently heard these names in Dublin, Hallie-mae and Freya I kid you not..

Now these where not some exotic children from Sumatra or Finland, they where your common or gardener Inner city Childer..

I love the name Freya. I know of one and my best friend is considering it for her baby if she gets a girl.

not yet · 15-10-2015 12:42PM

Witchie wrote: »

I love the name Freya. I know of one and my best friend is considering it for her baby if she gets a girl.

Yeah but in all fairness it's nuts for a little kid to be knocking around the inner city with a Norse gods name..

What ever happened to Bernie or Maggie or Kathleen..?:eek:

not yet · 15-10-2015 12:43PM

Diamond Doll wrote: »

Freya is one I'm actually hearing a lot recently!

That's my point, most of these ''young'' mothers are just following fashion.

Witchie · 15-10-2015 12:47PM

not yet wrote: »

Yeah but in all fairness it's nuts for a little kid to be knocking around the inner city with a Norse gods name..

What ever happened to Bernie or Maggie or Kathleen..?:eek:

I don't think a name should be chosen on geography. I think it should be chosen coz it is loved and you want your child to have it.

fall · 15-10-2015 12:56PM

Met a Jordette the other day. Like laddette and Jordan combined.

Lisha · 15-10-2015 01:05PM

Jordette, that's a new one for me

not yet · 15-10-2015 01:08PM

Lisha wrote: »

Jordette, that's a new one for me

Heeeor Jordette, pick the soother up, lick it and give it to yore Brother Hayden..

not yet · 15-10-2015 01:11PM

Witchie wrote: »

I don't think a name should be chosen on geography. I think it should be chosen coz it is loved and you want your child to have it.

Totally agree, the problem is some of these mothers are trying to outdo each other by coming up with the most outlandish names possible, it's almost like think of a name and add a couple of letters at the end so nobody else will have it..

tinyk68 · 15-10-2015 01:14PM

I recently came across a Neveah. Her mother said it was heaven spelled backwards.
Her mother can't spell ;-)

rainbow kirby · 15-10-2015 02:03PM

Diamond Doll wrote: »

Freya is one I'm actually hearing a lot recently!

In my head Freya is the bra company, not a name for a little kid :pac:

George White · 15-10-2015 05:07PM

Heard a mother telling her son, "Raphael, come here now, Raphael!"
I wonder does he have three brothers at home called Leonardo, Michelangelo and Donatello.

This Fat Girl Runs · 15-10-2015 05:09PM

Was this mentioned?

There's a girl in the US named Duvae (pronounced duvet)

Her parent's named her that because she was their comfort. I swear it's true, she was on 'Say Yes to the Dress'!

Lisha · 15-10-2015 07:08PM

This Fat Girl Runs wrote: »

Was this mentioned?

There's a girl in the US named Duvae (pronounced duvet)

Her parent's named her that because she was their comfort. I swear it's true, she was on 'Say Yes to the Dress'!

That is just hilarious !

ElChe32 · 15-10-2015 07:12PM

Had a family come into me the other day, their 13 year old son was called Rambo. He was the scrawniest little lad for such a name.

Billy86 · 15-10-2015 07:13PM

Pocka-ja-hontus, as pronounced by the mother herself.

Wasn't me, but an old work mate who heard it in the square one morning on his way into work.

Billy86 · 15-10-2015 07:16PM

ElChe32 wrote: »

Had a family come into me the other day, their 13 year old son was called Rambo. He was the scrawniest little lad for such a name.

Couldn't they have just called him John?

AnonoBoy · 15-10-2015 07:23PM

In the freezer section of the supermarket the other day and a woman standing beside me turns and starts roaring at her errant child "SAPPHIRE GET BACK HERE! SAPPHIRE! GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!"

paddyref · 15-10-2015 07:24PM

Good few years ago walking along the main street in my town, a little girl runs away from her mother who then screeches loudly after the child "come back here Mary Magdelene"cue a lot of people looking around to see who was the poor unfortunate with that name.

George White · 15-10-2015 08:07PM

AnonoBoy wrote: »

In the freezer section of the supermarket the other day and a woman standing beside me turns and starts roaring at her errant child "SAPPHIRE GET BACK HERE! SAPPHIRE! GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!"

Did she have a brother called Steel?

and still ricky villa · 15-10-2015 08:26PM

paddyref wrote: »

Good few years ago walking along the main street in my town, a little girl runs away from her mother who then screeches loudly after the child "come back here Mary Magdelene"cue a lot of people looking around to see who was the poor unfortunate with that name.

Could be a shaming thing
I have been warned by the wife to stop calling our 2 year old Beyonce in public when she does her independent woman thing. Just in case someone thinks it's real
Her real name is reasonably normal

The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

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