The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

Colser

GuessWhoEh wrote: »

Shauna

It's my name, and I hate it. Even if it wasn't my name, I would probably still hate it. I can't put my finger on it, but I curse my mam to this day for calling me that. Her first choice was Ruth which I would accept

I like Shauna (its not my name in case you think thats why:pac:)..compared to some others I think you did ok.

Dick phelan

Bonaventure

quickbeam

GuessWhoEh wrote: »

Shauna

It's my name, and I hate it. Even if it wasn't my name, I would probably still hate it. I can't put my finger on it, but I curse my mam to this day for calling me that. Her first choice was Ruth which I would accept

Pity.

riclad

Frank skinner
a uk radio presenter called his son buzz.
Wait til he goes to school ,
people will tell him buzz off etc
there should be a test ,
if the name is stupid use it as a middle name .
People should not be allowed to use up random words as a name.

Omackeral

We should all take a moment to feel bad for these Khylarrees and Braysons as they will never see their sh*tty made up names on Coke bottles thanks to their parents.

jacksie66

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ibarelycare

jacksie66 wrote: »

I know a guy called Kim.

He's a Kiwi, not a slight bit Asian..

I have an Irish male friend called Kim (he's a boardsie actually ). His parents are Irish too.

deadybai

A girl I know called her new girl Piper.

2ndcoming

Worst I've ever heard is someone calling their baby daughter Isis... within the past 12 months.

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Roselm

cantdecide wrote: »

...because I think I can beat them all. I swear I considered strangling the poor little bugger to death for his own good. Sit down. Calmly take a deep breath and prepare yourself...

Isis.

...aaaaand we're back to the start!

Asarlai

1979, Shantalla, Galway

"Come here, John Paul, an't'ill I wipe your nose"

IvyTheTerrible

The children in my son's class have little name tags on their desks. I just saw the name "Brayan" - pronounced Brian. Now I know sometimes it's hard for French people to pronounce foreign names but Brian? Really? BRAYAN? It's awful.

Diamond Doll

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

The children in my son's class have little name tags on their desks. I just saw the name "Brayan" - pronounced Brian. Now I know sometimes it's hard for French people to pronounce foreign names but Brian? Really? BRAYAN? It's awful.

Like a donkey! Poor kid.

IvyTheTerrible

Diamond Doll wrote: »

Like a donkey! Poor kid.

In French, it IS pronounced the same as Brian but God, what an ugly spelling.

ElleEm

deadybai wrote: »

A girl I know called her new girl Piper.

I know a kid called Paige.
I always think it is in the same category as Piper.

weiland79

A customer asked me to put the name of her new born child on an item she had bought from me.

Dixie-Rae

And in her finest Dublin accent,

" You won't forget to put the subtraction mark between the two names will ya?"

Pherekydes

weiland79 wrote: »

A customer asked me to put the name of her new born child on an item she had bought from me.

Dixie-Rae

And in her finest Dublin accent,

" You won't forget to put the subtraction mark between the two names will ya?"

So it's Dixie minus Rae?

Infini

2ndcoming wrote: »

Worst I've ever heard is someone calling their baby daughter Isis... within the past 12 months.

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To be fair its not really their fault some braindead tools in the crazy east are trying to steal a cool name.

Everyone over there calls em Daesh. Why? cos its similar to the arab word for Bigot!

MrAviation

Mike Hunt

and still ricky villa

Friends have named their baby boy with the middle name Drico. At least they'd the decency not to make it his first name

chughes

ElleEm wrote: »

I know a kid called Paige.
I always think it is in the same category as Piper.

They sound like stripper's names.

Cb9

I really dislike the name Toby. I don't really know why, I just know I hate it.

Mike Litoris

Just back from Florida and heard a guy in the airport giving out to his two kids....Miguel and Cornelius.

An Riabhach

Cb9 wrote: »

I really dislike the name Toby. I don't really know why, I just know I hate it.

That sounds to me more like a name for a dog.

Witchie

Mike Litoris wrote: »

Just back from Florida and heard a guy in the airport giving out to his two kids....Miguel and Cornelius.

Nothing wrong with Miguel unless you are talking about my most recent ex and then there is a hellavua lot wrong.

Why would any parent inflict Cornelius on their child though?

A cousin in America's daughter just had a baby girl last week and while am not dying about her first name Bianca I like that her 2nd name is Ireland.

gammygils

Salóg. It's obviously Irish. But it sounds so stupid

bottlebrush

gammygils wrote: »

Salóg. It's obviously Irish. But it sounds so stupid

Young Sally?

tony 2 tone

Mike Litoris wrote: »

Just back from Florida and heard a guy in the airport giving out to his two kids....Miguel and Cornelius.

Thank you! I heard a dad calling his kid that last month and thought WTF but couldn't remember it for this thread.
Why you would inflict that on a child is beyond me. It will only suit him when he hits his 60's.

Diamond Doll

Just saw on Facebook that an acquaintance has had a little girl.

She's named her Sloane Beverly.

Beverly is bad enough as a middle name, but Sloane as a first name? Seriously?

I'm thinking that she must have had a very tough birth, and really hates the poor kid.

What a shit start in life!

George White

Diamond Doll wrote: »

Just saw on Facebook that an acquaintance has had a little girl.

She's named her Sloane Beverly.

Beverly is bad enough as a middle name, but Sloane as a first name? Seriously?

I'm thinking that she must have had a very tough birth, and really hates the poor kid.

What a shit start in life!

Wasn't the girl in Ferris Bueller Sloane?
However, Sloane Beverly sounds like a 2nd rate leisure centre.