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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

G_R · 2015-04-30 23:58:27

Original thread here: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056238863 Last thread hit 10k posts so needed to be closed. Remember, no personally identifiable information please and thanks. Anyway, as you were

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#1382 10-10-2015 2:28pm
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Just axeppted for a computer korse. #MOTIVAYTED

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#1383 10-10-2015 2:43pm
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^ how can you be friends with people that spell like that? vermin!!

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#1384 10-10-2015 6:23pm
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major bill wrote:

^ how can you be friends with people that spell like that? vermin!!

I rarely comment or judge people on spelling because I have no idea if it is laziness, lack of education, dyslexia, or something else. But jeez if you do feel the need to publicly comment, triple check that your own spelling is correct. This girl was utterly oblivious that two spellings in her post were incorrect in a post bitching about spelling.

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#1385 10-10-2015 7:32pm
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Am I the only person that thought she spelled whether "weather" on purpose to make a point?

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#1386 10-10-2015 9:14pm
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coolhull wrote: »

When people spell "weather" when they mean "whether" I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Just kidding'!

When they spell 'and all' as 'anal', that always makes me cringe.

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#1387 10-10-2015 9:25pm
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FelineOverLord wrote: »

When they spell 'and all' as 'anal', that always makes me cringe.

Yeah, anal makes me grimace. My eyes water, too.

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#1388 10-10-2015 9:29pm
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cantdecide wrote: »

Yeah, anal makes me grimace. My eyes water, too.

It's ironic with the anal fixation that so many have lots of kids.

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#1389 10-10-2015 9:54pm
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Girl I went to school with just shared the following image on her page:

https://scontent-ams2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/v/t1.0-9/10527862_882599188454119_3549775033356701430_n.jpg?oh=149e0a01fcc87dd477b2e39c04794356&oe=56CD62CE

and a conversation ensued in the comments, things like "lol nly 2 fingers? sure dat wud only b a tickle 2 u" and "haha ive had kids so id need more than dat..." and lads posting winky faces and stuff.

And I'm just... gobsmacked. 5 or so women all making jokes about their fingering preferences and a bunch of eejit lads w*nking at the thought.

The girl who originally shared the image has loads of her family members on FB! Her parents! Her brother!!

How... Just, just how.

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#1390 10-10-2015 10:12pm
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major bill wrote: »

^ how can you be friends with people that spell like that? vermin!!

Ok, some people aren't brilliant at spelling or grammar, or maybe they write like that deliberately. But referring to people as 'vermin' is way out of order :eek:

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#1391 10-10-2015 10:46pm
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Queen-Mise wrote: »

The irony is high with this one.

'When people spell angel 'angle' I don't no weather to laugh or cry.'

29 likes and 12 comments all agreeing with original poster. And even including pictures of angles with halos.

It physically hurt not to say anything.

Post that you are 'weary' ( wary) of 'angles' with or without halos

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#1392 11-10-2015 8:23am
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Is bae a name of someone getting the fingers or slang for something?

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#1393 11-10-2015 8:57am
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pc7 wrote: »

Is bae a name of someone getting the fingers or slang for something?

Bae= Girlfriend or boyfriend
Sort of like 'my love(r)' if you will

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#1394 11-10-2015 9:00am
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pc7 wrote: »

Is bae a name of someone getting the fingers or slang for something?

I had to Google it as I've seen it a few times now. Before anyone else or a shortened version of babe. Christ on a bike...babe has 4 letters. Why would you need to shorten it. I swear that young people are growing up nowadays with barely the capability of spelling nothing correctly bar their name!!

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#1395 11-10-2015 10:03am
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IvyTheTerrible wrote:

Am I the only person that thought she spelled whether "weather" on purpose to make a point?

No she didn't, that is how she spells whether. It's a word she never spells correctly.

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#1396 11-10-2015 10:16am
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mfceiling wrote: »

I had to Google it as I've seen it a few times now. Before anyone else or a shortened version of babe. Christ on a bike...babe has 4 letters. Why would you need to shorten it. I swear that young people are growing up nowadays with barely the capability of spelling nothing correctly bar their name!!

I cordially invite you to have a look in the "Worst Kids Name You've Ever Heard" thread.

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#1397 11-10-2015 10:45am
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Shared, VOTE TRUMP

Shared image was a cheque for 5 million from a very official Donald Trump page.

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#1398 11-10-2015 2:10pm
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pc7 wrote: »

Is bae a name of someone getting the fingers or slang for something?

Pretty much short for 'babe'.

Blame the yanks for coming up with that one.

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#1399 12-10-2015 10:46pm
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https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/12088350_964677410257785_4652026704731128976_n.jpg?oh=0c77076d4867ad1261a174c94afe0d13&oe=56940B39

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#1400 12-10-2015 10:48pm
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rawn wrote: »

https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/12088350_964677410257785_4652026704731128976_n.jpg?oh=0c77076d4867ad1261a174c94afe0d13&oe=56940B39

They must have taken one before typing that, so many spelling mistakes!

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#1401 12-10-2015 10:52pm
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Could be worse, it could be some sugar-free gummy bears.

Seriously, check out the Amazon reviews for Haribo's sugar-free gummy bears and prepare to laugh your arse off.

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#1402 12-10-2015 10:52pm
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dead and or death

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#1403 12-10-2015 11:30pm
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I thought those were bananas but I just realized they're fingers.

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#1404 13-10-2015 8:24am
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Originally Posted by gutenberg
I know two people who set up Facebook profiles for their pets. The prospect of this genuinely happening is scarily real.

theemigrant wrote: »

Cousin has one for the jack russell too.

I know an idiot who does the same for his newborn kids, they are less then a day old and you get a friend request from this crinkly eyes closed newborn... f*cking sick..

Dad is a real attention seeker too ..

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#1405 13-10-2015 10:20am
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cowboyBuilder wrote: »

I know an idiot who does the same for his newborn kids, they are less then a day old and you get a friend request from this crinkly eyes closed newborn... f*cking sick..

Dad is a real attention seeker too ..

Ah now. Doing it for dogs is one thing. But at least let your kids decide for themselves once they're old enough if they want to be part of the show. Although I suppose many parents, while they don't actually set up a profile for the nippers, nonetheless make their own newsfeeds all about their kids. I'd hate if my parents were spraying photos of me as a baby all over the internet!

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#1406 13-10-2015 10:48am
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cowboyBuilder wrote: »

I know an idiot who does the same for his newborn kids, they are less then a day old and you get a friend request from this crinkly eyes closed newborn... f*cking sick..

Dad is a real attention seeker too ..

You make it sound like they have a new kid every week

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#1407 13-10-2015 6:46pm
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Government tink der great Putin minimum wage up by 50 cent wud yis ever fuk off dey jus tax ye more so it balances ou itself yis pack e *****

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#1408 13-10-2015 6:52pm
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Potential Underachiever wrote: »

Government tink der great Putin minimum wage up by 50 cent wud yis ever fuk off dey jus tax ye more so it balances ou itself yis pack e *****

I'm sure they have a job with grammer/spelling like that

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#1409 13-10-2015 6:57pm
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emmetkenny wrote: »

I'm sure they have a job with grammer/spelling like that

A follow up comment from same person .......if I had money t bring suicide bombers over ad put den at all politicians houses an boom

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#1410 13-10-2015 6:59pm
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Potential Underachiever wrote: »

Government tink der great Putin minimum wage up by 50 cent wud yis ever fuk off dey jus tax ye more so it balances ou itself yis pack e *****

Putin gets the blame for everything these days.

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#1411 14-10-2015 12:48pm
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY B******! 12 years ago my life was blessed with your beautiful presence! I love you endlessly & am so honored & proud to be your mommy! You are truly a special & wonderful person with the warmest heart & kindest spirit! Your character, strength & wits are unmatched & there is nothing you can't accomplish! The world is your oyster my precious baby girl.

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