Lame or embarrassing things you fapped to before you had internet porn

efb · 03-08-2015 10:50PM

When I was 13 a jocks wrapper (the paper bit with the well hung model on it) gave me the horn. Wet dreams are made of these...

JupiterKid · 03-08-2015 11:16PM

efb wrote: »

When I was 13 a jocks wrapper (the paper bit with the well hung model on it) gave me the horn. Wet dreams are made of these...

Yep. The French brand Hom had a seriously smoking hot dude on its jocks packets.

Calibos · 03-08-2015 11:53PM

Not fair. Us straights can't study the models on knickers packets in the ladies lingerie departments without looking like pervs. You lads, "Yeah, I'm just checking they're the right size"

the_monkey · 04-08-2015 01:28AM

syklops wrote: »

How is that a lame thing to fap to?

Ah ****e , should have read the thread title properly

Ok it was lame that I had to buy it at all with a copy of the evening herald to mask it xd ..

efb · 04-08-2015 02:25AM

Calibos wrote: »

Not fair. Us straights can't study the models on knickers packets in the ladies lingerie departments without looking like pervs. You lads, "Yeah, I'm just checking they're the right size"

Will they go over me massive horn? Lol

syklops · 04-08-2015 12:52PM

the_monkey wrote: »

Ok it was lame that I had to buy it at all with a copy of the evening herald to mask it xd ..

Buying the herald to mask your porn? Now thats lame.

branie2 · 04-08-2015 06:11PM

I'm looking forward to the day when Brand New Retro will upload images from the Family Album

Mister Vain · 04-08-2015 10:12PM

I used to get the Max Power magazines with the dirty young wans in it. Of course I pretended I was only interested in the cars. The Max Power era was great. Girls used to get their boobs out for no reason.

frostyjacks · 04-08-2015 10:27PM

Neither lame nor embarrassing at the time, but looks pretty mild now...when Erika Elaniak burst out of the birthday cake in Under Siege. Very happy memories of watching that scene. If I was Casey Ryback I would have just locked the two of us in the brig, let the terrorists go about their business. Everyone's a winner!

wp_rathead · 05-08-2015 12:21PM

Used Record "Top 30 Hits"
You'd get 30 Second clips of videos like "Mamba No. 5" and "Thong Song" - kept me going when ever I'd free house

Jaysus dark times

weetabix12345 · 05-08-2015 12:29PM

Anne Doyle RTE news

holystungun9 · 05-08-2015 04:56PM

The album cover for Power by Ice T. It was a cassette :-(

branie2 · 05-08-2015 05:53PM

The 1978 version of Invasion of the Body Snatchers

Agricola · 05-08-2015 07:03PM

When an older friend of mine went on his first lad's holiday, he brought me back a souvenir keyring with tiny photos of an orgy on a boat. God bless that aul keyring, t'was a kingly gift for a 15 year old in pre-internet Ireland!

Sheep Lover · 05-08-2015 07:22PM

As a youngster any sort of stimulation would have me pitching my jocks like a 6 man tent. An untidy ham sandwhich where the meat hung over the pieces of bread and resembled a vagina was enough some days.

branie2 · 07-08-2015 09:15PM

Nicolette Sheridan in Somebody's Daughter

branie2 · 12-08-2015 08:33PM

Princess Leia in Return of the Jedi

branie2 · 20-09-2015 04:56PM

branie2 wrote: »

I first started fapping after seeing swimwear in the fashion section in an edition of the RTE guide 21 years ago.

Actually, make that 22 years ago:o

Sergei Malatov · 20-09-2015 05:11PM

Picture of Amanda Brunker in a swimsuit in The Sunday World.

Sergei Malatov · 20-09-2015 05:13PM

I used to cut pictures of attractive women out of magazines and newspapers for my stash.

I put all of them in my gay neighbor's postbox when I got tired of them.

speedboatchase · 20-09-2015 05:21PM

Lingerie section of a Family Album catalogue. Good times.

Mister Vain · 20-09-2015 05:27PM

Sergei Malatov wrote: »

I used to cut pictures of attractive women out of magazines and newspapers for my stash.

I put all of them in my gay neighbor's postbox when I got tired of them.

I used to do the same thing except I put them in my friends trouser pockets while they were hanging on his washing line. Then his mother would collect the clothes and find them and give him a bollocking.

Sergei Malatov · 20-09-2015 05:28PM

If I was a few years older the cover of Golden Axe would have been prime fapping material.

branie2 · 20-09-2015 05:51PM

I was mostly into the swimwear section of Family Album

fryup · 20-09-2015 07:42PM

Sheep Lover wrote: »

As a youngster any sort of stimulation would have me pitching my jocks like a 6 man tent. An untidy ham sandwhich where the meat hung over the pieces of bread and resembled a vagina was enough some days.

a picnic with you must have been risky

branie2 · 20-09-2015 07:56PM

This is really lame - when women put their bras or bikini tops (on tv, of course)

timthumbni · 20-09-2015 08:40PM

Kay's catologue. Lingerie section. Pure unadulterated dirty filth.

I nearly went full Stevie Wonder over those blinking things. ;-)

branie2 · 20-09-2015 08:50PM

Mini catalogues that came free in the RTE guide

branie2 · 20-09-2015 09:40PM

Oxendales once or twice

Sergei Malatov · 20-09-2015 09:42PM

The cover of The Darkness's first album.

Lame or embarrassing things you fapped to before you had internet porn

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