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sligojoek · 05-04-2015 02:41PM

LUV THESE BOYS . THEY RUSH ME TO HAVE DINNER READY FOR 2 . AND THERE STILL NOT HERE , WORST THING IS I FALL FOR IT EVERYTIME , FECKERS I WOULD CALL THEM WORST BUT ITS A HOLY DAY HAHA ..

I think I've put up one or two of this lady's gems before.

sligojoek · 05-04-2015 02:45PM

sligojoek wrote: »

LUV THESE BOYS . THEY RUSH ME TO HAVE DINNER READY FOR 2 . AND THERE STILL NOT HERE , WORST THING IS I FALL FOR IT EVERYTIME , FECKERS I WOULD CALL THEM WORST BUT ITS A HOLY DAY HAHA ..

I think I've put up one or two of this lady's gems before.

1st comment. This could get better if the boys don't come home for "there" dinners.

That the same all round J****** I said to them dinner between 2 and 3, and just get a text to say they are just getting in the shower, and told my brother I will be down to pick him up at 1 and wear is he round the pub, o had to wait till 1.30 for him.. still never mine as you say it a holy day,, Happy Easter hun. enjoy your day ..xxxxx

Chris Martin · 05-04-2015 04:57PM

You think im jealous. Ur damn right im jealous ur damn right im angry. You just continue to sit on ur arse recieving free money from tax payers n ill continue to keep paying for it. Better yet just keep popping ur kids out bcos ur others bcome of age were u have to find work. Lazy messers and no this does not apply to those whos kids are small or those who cnt work bcos of illnesses etc this is to the lazy twats that think its ok to sponge of the system bcos theres so god damn soft n will allow u to do it. So yes call me jealous ill admit i am bcos i scrimp n save whilst u sit on ur lazy ass doing jack **** n parade on fb all the nice things tax payers money buys u. Kindly get to ****!!

No job, 3 kids, 25ish, in council housing.

BaZmO* · 05-04-2015 05:02PM

She's complaining about being jealous of other people that are in the same position as her?

Chris Martin · 05-04-2015 05:24PM

It would seem...
Maybe trying to exclude herself from them by attacking them..

Mehaffey1 · 06-04-2015 09:37AM

'Love is not about a person's looks, what they wear or their fancy car. It's a song only you can hear' Oscar Wilde

B1t*h please come on!!!

Mallagio · 06-04-2015 01:04PM

"Dinner is ready,comfy couch bed made and wine glass on the table. Night folks. No technology tonight, just me and my Netflix"

:rolleyes:

ratmouse · 06-04-2015 11:58PM

A message left under a blogger's post and photo of a bikini bought in Penneys -

"those panties doe"

I am a mix of 1) appalled by the spelling, 2) creeped out by the use of the word panties to describe the bikini!!

sligojoek · 07-04-2015 01:48AM

What do these panties do/e?

BaZmO* · 07-04-2015 08:12AM

sligojoek wrote: »

What do these panties do/e?

Dey do doe don't dey do.

RainyDay · 07-04-2015 09:11AM

Reposted by a friend today;

"This van goin around steeling Dogs folks get gates and Runs well locked!!! Share pic aswell"

Must be terrible when your pet pooch ends up like this:

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Oryx · 07-04-2015 09:22AM

RainyDay wrote: »

Reposted by a friend today;

"This van goin around steeling Dogs folks get gates and Runs well locked!!! Share pic aswell"

I got that as well. A uk reg van. So probably not even in the same country.

cruais · 07-04-2015 03:35PM

Posted on my timeline...

"Some people are physios.... In need of HELP!!!!!!! Tell ya get a life &#55357;&#56840;&#55357;&#56840;&#55357;&#56840;&#55357;&#56840;"

Mallagio · 08-04-2015 11:19AM

"Is it just me or does nobody have manors these days?"

dinorebel · 08-04-2015 11:24AM

SureYWouldntYa wrote: »

Why is it a "date night" when two girls do anything together ?

Thought that was only in my head;)

Taylor365 · 08-04-2015 11:25AM

Mallagio wrote: »

"Is it just me or does nobody have manors these days?"

The statement isn't false :pac:

Mallagio · 08-04-2015 11:34AM

Taylor365 wrote: »

The statement isn't false :pac:

Very true in this country that for sure lol

MrStuffins · 08-04-2015 12:22PM

I'm only a sperm donor for my son **** I'm hearing. I done a bit of research my self sperm donors don't pay maintenance but I have been your also telling people ****'s not mine even doh he's the image of me it just goes to show how stupid u really are and as getting ready to rumble ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha you for real you should have been a comedian instead of a junky it suits u better u start trouble every were you go and you get bet for it u even start with people in front of **** thinking that you can mouth at people ha ha ha you got bet for that aswel and don't think your gona get off easily with this **** cause your not. Let's see who's phone you ring crying poverty for your maintenance all ur lies just to get money using my son as a ATM machine trapped me from day one. at this stage now u got a lot of people involved in this all them getting there jabs in no problem cause I'll be seeing them too and all u idiots that could ent mind there own business will get it too I won't be leaving anyone out like little mouses wen confronted ha ha ha oh yeah I forgot to mention only real men can generate sperm ha ha ha ha ‪#‎scruf‬

Generic Dreadhead · 08-04-2015 12:25PM

The laughing in that reads like a robot laughing :pac:

eternal · 08-04-2015 02:03PM

Little mouses when confronted? Stuff on this thread would embarrass a four year old learning joined writing.

Fiolina · 08-04-2015 02:18PM

hi i am looking for Barney toys i have twin girls who are totally abscessed with him but you cant get him or the toys any where thanks in advance.

Chris Martin · 08-04-2015 02:43PM

Fiolina wrote: »

hi i am looking for Barney toys i have twin girls who are totally abscessed with him but you cant get him or the toys any where thanks in advance.

Might be Barney toys at hospitals..
Drop the hint.. and while you're there..

Kovu · 08-04-2015 03:05PM

It looks like I was taking pics of myself on the toilet again ffs

Incl one of said pics. Why.....just why!

Generic Dreadhead · 08-04-2015 03:55PM

Kovu wrote: »

Incl one of said pics. Why.....just why!

Cause they are a full time f**king mad bastard #lolz #yolo

LynnGrace · 08-04-2015 06:11PM

MrStuffins wrote: »

I'm only a sperm donor for my son **** I'm hearing. I done a bit of research my self sperm donors don't pay maintenance but I have been your also telling people ****'s not mine even doh he's the image of me it just goes to show how stupid u really are and as getting ready to rumble ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha you for real you should have been a comedian instead of a junky it suits u better u start trouble every were you go and you get bet for it u even start with people in front of **** thinking that you can mouth at people ha ha ha you got bet for that aswel and don't think your gona get off easily with this **** cause your not. Let's see who's phone you ring crying poverty for your maintenance all ur lies just to get money using my son as a ATM machine trapped me from day one. at this stage now u got a lot of people involved in this all them getting there jabs in no problem cause I'll be seeing them too and all u idiots that could ent mind there own business will get it too I won't be leaving anyone out like little mouses wen confronted ha ha ha oh yeah I forgot to mention only real men can generate sperm ha ha ha ha ‪#‎scruf‬

:eek:
My brain hurts after trying to read that.

Sinfonia · 08-04-2015 06:17PM

I'm not sure why, but I love the way it ends with '#scruf'.

Chris Martin · 08-04-2015 07:13PM

F-in s****y c*** die in hell watch ur back i see all fear me #scallywag :P

BaZmO* · 09-04-2015 08:39AM

Thought this was quite apt for here.

Or...

taut dis woz quiet apped 4 her

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Remember_5a78a2_5287806.png

J Mysterio · 09-04-2015 05:30PM

****s sake, I can do without apostrophes and such but can people not use full stops at least? Each sentence requires at least three read through's before the breaks are clear.

NormalBob Ubiquitypants · 12-04-2015 11:15PM

Sinead O'Connor is not happy on her facebook page.

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