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Jaafa

I saw my fair share of these before I deactivated my account.

One of the worst came from an american 'friend'(?) of mine.

She said and I quote:
"Ughhh so stupid...I have to get a visa to go to south america! I mean seriously isn't this the UNITED sates! Ahhhhh....Worst state ever!"

She was promptly removed from my friends list.

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sligojoek

sligojoek wrote: »

LUV THESE BOYS . THEY RUSH ME TO HAVE DINNER READY FOR 2 . AND THERE STILL NOT HERE , WORST THING IS I FALL FOR IT EVERYTIME , FECKERS I WOULD CALL THEM WORST BUT ITS A HOLY DAY HAHA ..

I think I've put up one or two of this lady's gems before.

1st comment. This could get better if the boys don't come home for "there" dinners.

That the same all round J****** I said to them dinner between 2 and 3, and just get a text to say they are just getting in the shower, and told my brother I will be down to pick him up at 1 and wear is he round the pub, o had to wait till 1.30 for him.. still never mine as you say it a holy day,, Happy Easter hun. enjoy your day ..xxxxx

Chris Martin

You think im jealous. Ur damn right im jealous ur damn right im angry. You just continue to sit on ur arse recieving free money from tax payers n ill continue to keep paying for it. Better yet just keep popping ur kids out bcos ur others bcome of age were u have to find work. Lazy messers and no this does not apply to those whos kids are small or those who cnt work bcos of illnesses etc this is to the lazy twats that think its ok to sponge of the system bcos theres so god damn soft n will allow u to do it. So yes call me jealous ill admit i am bcos i scrimp n save whilst u sit on ur lazy ass doing jack **** n parade on fb all the nice things tax payers money buys u. Kindly get to ****!!

No job, 3 kids, 25ish, in council housing.

BaZmO*

She's complaining about being jealous of other people that are in the same position as her?

Chris Martin

It would seem...
Maybe trying to exclude herself from them by attacking them..

Mehaffey1

'Love is not about a person's looks, what they wear or their fancy car. It's a song only you can hear' Oscar Wilde

B1t*h please come on!!!

Mallagio

"Dinner is ready,comfy couch bed made and wine glass on the table. Night folks. No technology tonight, just me and my Netflix"

:rolleyes:

ratmouse

A message left under a blogger's post and photo of a bikini bought in Penneys -

"those panties doe"

I am a mix of 1) appalled by the spelling, 2) creeped out by the use of the word panties to describe the bikini!!

sligojoek

What do these panties do/e?

BaZmO*

sligojoek wrote: »

What do these panties do/e?

Dey do doe don't dey do.

RainyDay

Reposted by a friend today;

"This van goin around steeling Dogs folks get gates and Runs well locked!!! Share pic aswell"

Must be terrible when your pet pooch ends up like this:

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Oryx

RainyDay wrote: »

Reposted by a friend today;

"This van goin around steeling Dogs folks get gates and Runs well locked!!! Share pic aswell"

I got that as well. A uk reg van. So probably not even in the same country.

cruais

Posted on my timeline...

"Some people are physios.... In need of HELP!!!!!!! Tell ya get a life &#55357;&#56840;&#55357;&#56840;&#55357;&#56840;&#55357;&#56840;"

Mallagio

"Is it just me or does nobody have manors these days?"

dinorebel

SureYWouldntYa wrote: »

Why is it a "date night" when two girls do anything together ?

Thought that was only in my head;)

Taylor365

Mallagio wrote: »

"Is it just me or does nobody have manors these days?"

The statement isn't false :pac:

Mallagio

Taylor365 wrote: »

The statement isn't false :pac:

Very true in this country that for sure lol

MrStuffins

I'm only a sperm donor for my son **** I'm hearing. I done a bit of research my self sperm donors don't pay maintenance but I have been your also telling people ****'s not mine even doh he's the image of me it just goes to show how stupid u really are and as getting ready to rumble ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha you for real you should have been a comedian instead of a junky it suits u better u start trouble every were you go and you get bet for it u even start with people in front of **** thinking that you can mouth at people ha ha ha you got bet for that aswel and don't think your gona get off easily with this **** cause your not. Let's see who's phone you ring crying poverty for your maintenance all ur lies just to get money using my son as a ATM machine trapped me from day one. at this stage now u got a lot of people involved in this all them getting there jabs in no problem cause I'll be seeing them too and all u idiots that could ent mind there own business will get it too I won't be leaving anyone out like little mouses wen confronted ha ha ha oh yeah I forgot to mention only real men can generate sperm ha ha ha ha ‪#‎scruf‬

Generic Dreadhead

The laughing in that reads like a robot laughing :pac:

eternal

Little mouses when confronted? Stuff on this thread would embarrass a four year old learning joined writing.

Fiolina

hi i am looking for Barney toys i have twin girls who are totally abscessed with him but you cant get him or the toys any where thanks in advance.

Chris Martin

Fiolina wrote: »

hi i am looking for Barney toys i have twin girls who are totally abscessed with him but you cant get him or the toys any where thanks in advance.

Might be Barney toys at hospitals..
Drop the hint.. and while you're there..

Kovu

It looks like I was taking pics of myself on the toilet again ffs

Incl one of said pics. Why.....just why!

Generic Dreadhead

Kovu wrote: »

Incl one of said pics. Why.....just why!

Cause they are a full time f**king mad bastard #lolz #yolo

LynnGrace

MrStuffins wrote: »

I'm only a sperm donor for my son **** I'm hearing. I done a bit of research my self sperm donors don't pay maintenance but I have been your also telling people ****'s not mine even doh he's the image of me it just goes to show how stupid u really are and as getting ready to rumble ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha you for real you should have been a comedian instead of a junky it suits u better u start trouble every were you go and you get bet for it u even start with people in front of **** thinking that you can mouth at people ha ha ha you got bet for that aswel and don't think your gona get off easily with this **** cause your not. Let's see who's phone you ring crying poverty for your maintenance all ur lies just to get money using my son as a ATM machine trapped me from day one. at this stage now u got a lot of people involved in this all them getting there jabs in no problem cause I'll be seeing them too and all u idiots that could ent mind there own business will get it too I won't be leaving anyone out like little mouses wen confronted ha ha ha oh yeah I forgot to mention only real men can generate sperm ha ha ha ha ‪#‎scruf‬

:eek:
My brain hurts after trying to read that.

Sinfonia

I'm not sure why, but I love the way it ends with '#scruf'.

Chris Martin

F-in s****y c*** die in hell watch ur back i see all fear me #scallywag :P

BaZmO*

Thought this was quite apt for here.

Or...

taut dis woz quiet apped 4 her

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J Mysterio

****s sake, I can do without apostrophes and such but can people not use full stops at least? Each sentence requires at least three read through's before the breaks are clear.

NormalBob Ubiquitypants

Sinead O'Connor is not happy on her facebook page.

skirtgirl

"my new i phone with all my kids videos nd photos was stolen last nite u no who u are so would u kindly give it back before i name and sham u on this nd believe me i will"

There ensues a status in which she indeed names and shames her. This all took place on April 5th. 89 comments later no sign of phone. Ring ring