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zerks wrote: »

http://izismile.com/2015/03/28/people_who_clearly_should_be_banned_from_facebook_44_pics.html

spud82 wrote: »

Sorry but it's true. She always calls herself since she got "prego" a excitad mudda to be and her hubbie a proud fadder. Ive no idea why

She also set up a FB page for their bedroom and checks in every night with statuses like " feeling pure cozee in my nice warm bed @indaroom"

I'd delete her but the statuses are too funny

spud82 wrote: »

I know she also asked me to like her other page which was her house!! FFS like. I used to work with her a few years ago. She in nice underneath it all, kind of like tim nice but dim!!

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

'Now go home you Polish C*nts, Irish jobs for Irish people'

Ffs

El Diablo Blanco wrote: »

"Watch channel is Wwe werstlemaina on"

If you can't spell or Google the event, you probably shouldn't be watching it. Great Werstlemaina, incidentally... ;-)

Loughc wrote: »

Ironcially the Polish people who are working are paying for that person's dole....

skirtgirl wrote: »

"ITS START GETTIN COOL OUT THERE ILL TAKE A HUDDY OUT WIT YE IF YR HEADIN OUT PEPS, . LOOKIN FORWARD 2 THE SUMMER AS MY EALDEST SON IS MAKIN HES CONFORMATION IN MAY, CANT WAIT, HES ALL HES CLOSE DOWN TO HES SOCKS ORDERD ON INTERNET ON SPORTS DIRECT, BOYS FOR YA AT THAZT AGE SHOP NOT GOOD ENOUGHT LOL, ALL NIKE AND ADDIDAS, ILL BR FLEASED HAHA LOL, LUCKY I START SAVIN IN JANUARY, SAFE NITH TO ALL YE OUT THERE, TIS WORLD IS GONE MADE HAHA LOL LOL, NITH PEPS. BOOOM WHAAAAT U SAY NOW LOL,X"

NormalBob Ubiquitypants wrote: »

"---When I was traveling about to parts unknown, one thing that was a constant for me was being able to find a Newyorktimes on a newsstand somewhere within the Airport or city. It was the thing that made me feel like home was not too distant when the stress or the melancholy would set in. Now, that I am settled into a home with my family, I'm actually excited it will be on my doorstep every Sunday. For the same reason I use to seek it out in Dublin, Istanbul, and Kingston, I can now feel a part of the larger world from my small front porch in my small Ohio town (and the digital archive access is the bee knees)! Don't let Newspapers die- our society needs them-- think about ordering your favorite paper for delivery, you don't have to live in a place to want to be educated like it's residents."

I just want to clear the air I'll apologise to nobody! if I'm wrong we'll of corse I'll put my hand up! If I'm right you can swing for your apology! but someone seems to think that I've apologised for all the years that they ****ed up and seem to think I'm week cause in my experience kindness is the sign of weekness and it's be taking for granted a lot of times! What I don't like is people who shout down the phone to u and wen ur face to face they back down! I could ent give a **** about anyone but my family they will always come first no matter what blood before water and I stand by it and always will but to make one thing certain it's those scumbags out there today that think there it no life no nothing going for them and they try bring me down a robbed jihadi airline couldent nock me down you won't neither don't ever let the kindness fool u ur still a enemy and I'll never have respect for you no matter what so don't try be my friend after all the hardship u cause me the best advice I can give you (and u no who you's are) don't let the kindness fool u! Big enough to mouth on the phone but I can't see you wen u stand in front of me ha ha ha thanks for listening