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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names]

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  • #9482
    implausible
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,937 ✭✭✭implausible


    A girl I know changed her name on Facebook the day after she got married...and spelt it wrong. Another friend spotted it and told her. She had to leave it a week or so before Facebook allowed her to change it.


  • #9483
    jimboblep
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 546 ✭✭✭jimboblep


    ratmouse wrote: »
    The amount of people who can't differentiate between "you're" and "your" is obvious at an alarmingly high rate on Facebook. Is primary school education really so inadequate that people never grasped the basic difference?

    Grammar the difference between
    knowing your sh! T And knowing You're sh! T


  • #9484
    fussyonion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    "De foreigners across the road are the only ones who havnt put banners n flags up outside der house but theyr happy to live here and take our money an our jobs! fcuk off!!!! its our day anyway n uv'e no rite even bein here! fcuk yiz all time for the pub woo!!"

    Unfriended.


  • #9485
    MonkstownHoop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭MonkstownHoop


    fussyonion wrote: »
    "De foreigners across the road are the only ones who havnt put banners n flags up outside der house but theyr happy to live here and take our money an our jobs! fcuk off!!!! its our day anyway n uv'e no rite even bein here! fcuk yiz all time for the pub woo!!"

    Unfriended.

    Got a similar one


    "O Connell street parmell street moore street tyrellstown blanch sad but true how did these people get here there is no direct flights from their countries to dublin and refugee law means the first country they land in they have to seek refugee status there **** Mary Robinson and the goons in charge and all the do Gooders which want them spongers in our cointry"


  • #9486
    17larsson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 464 ✭✭17larsson


    MonkstownHoop wrote: »
    Got a similar one


    "O Connell street parmell street moore street tyrellstown blanch sad but true how did these people get here there is no direct flights from their countries to dublin and refugee law means the first country they land in they have to seek refugee status there **** Mary Robinson and the goons in charge and all the do Gooders which want them spongers in our cointry"

    That damn Mary Robinson, what good did she ever do to anybody...


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  • #9487
    coolhull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    ^ ^
    Maybe those gobsh*tes should ask their relatives in Australia, the US and Britain to explain it to them.


  • #9488
    ivytwine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,114 ✭✭✭ivytwine


    fussyonion wrote: »
    "De foreigners across the road are the only ones who havnt put banners n flags up outside der house but theyr happy to live here and take our money an our jobs! fcuk off!!!! its our day anyway n uv'e no rite even bein here! fcuk yiz all time for the pub woo!!"

    Unfriended.

    With Irish people like that no wonder they didn't put up any flags!


  • #9489
    Generic Dreadhead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭✭Generic Dreadhead


    fussyonion wrote: »
    Unfriended.

    Everytime you post, I get comfortable, pop open some Taytos, and prepare myself :pac:


  • #9490
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    :pac::pac: Eh....thanks for letting us know.
    Holy JESUS I've got ovulation pains like never before!
    By body clearly is trying extremely hard to make a baby lmfao!
    Too bad I catch 'em all before they get a chance to make it to the holy grail!;)


  • #9491
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Kovu wrote: »
    :pac::pac: Eh....thanks for letting us know.

    Ara now.


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  • #9492
    brandnewaward
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 438 ✭✭brandnewaward


    Kovu wrote: »
    :pac::pac: Eh....thanks for letting us know.

    i weep for humanity


  • #9493
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    893bet wrote: »
    Possibly intentional? So he can't be searched for?

    Nope.

    It was pointed out to him and was changed back when Facebook allowed it.


  • #9494
    PandaPoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,977 ✭✭✭PandaPoo


    Posted this about 2 weeks ago
    PandaPoo wrote: »
    Girl posts picture of ultrasound scan. Says she's 12 weeks pregnant.
    "together 4 months with the love of me life"

    Her boyfriend 'ah are little pride n joy. Love you both so much'
    Her 'we love you twice as much babe'
    Him 'not possible, best 4 months of me life. Love you 2 way more xxxx'

    Edit, there's more.
    Her 'so small xxxx'
    Him ' i know so cute babe xxxxx'

    Update
    Finished with the girl carrying my child but I will stay strong n be there for the child single life ur better off lads its gonna be hard moving on but it has to be done


  • #9495
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    The only way that could be more entertaining is if the baby arrives earlier than expected looking nothing like the daddy!


  • #9496
    yellowlabrador
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,207 ✭✭✭yellowlabrador


    that's just so sad. Contraception, contraception, contraception. I hope he's prepared for the maintenance bill.


  • #9497
    Axel Lamp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 748 ✭✭✭Axel Lamp


    PandaPoo wrote: »
    Posted this about 2 weeks ago



    Update

    And more benefits for the single mum.


  • #9498
    Lisha
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,701 ✭✭✭Lisha


    yellowlabrador wrote: »
    that's just so sad. Contraception, contraception, contraception. I hope he's prepared for the maintenance bill.

    What a mess! Poor child.
    Ffs, this is when my inner Jeremy Kyle shrieks, 'well stick summat on de end ov it in future'


  • #9499
    PandaPoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,977 ✭✭✭PandaPoo


    Lisha wrote: »
    What a mess! Poor child.
    Ffs, this is when my inner Jeremy Kyle shrieks, 'well stick summat on de end ov it in future'

    A few days his status was something like 'I love my missus so much, no more fighting, its not worth it and I love you too much. Never fighting again!!!'


  • #9500
    Lisha
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,701 ✭✭✭Lisha


    PandaPoo wrote: »
    A few days his status was something like 'I love my missus so much, no more fighting, its not worth it and I love you too much. Never fighting again!!!'

    Wtf! I dunno, it's like there's no 'dating' anyore. Couple meet, shag, move in and are expecting a child before they get a chance to get to know each other.
    I miss 'courting' . Sounds archaic now but it had its plAce.


  • #9501
    BaZmO*
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    Lisha wrote: »
    Wtf! I dunno, it's like there's no 'dating' anyore. Couple meet, shag, move in and are expecting a child before they get a chance to get to know each other.
    I miss 'courting' . Sounds archaic now but it had its plAce.

    I doubt there was any "moving in" for this couple. I'd wager that both are still living at home.


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  • #9502
    Taylor365
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,947 ✭✭✭Taylor365


    :rolleyes:

    It's always the ones that are most extrovert of their 'love' that last the least.

    I don't even look in my missus' direction when i'm around her...
























    ...cause she's not real. I'm so lonely! :'(


  • #9503
    Michael D Not Higgins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,223 ✭✭✭Michael D Not Higgins


    Taylor365 wrote: »
    ...cause she's not real. I'm so lonely! :'(

    Sex between two people is called a twosome, and between three is called a threesome.










    That must be why they call you handsome.


  • #9504
    Generic Dreadhead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭✭Generic Dreadhead


    ^ What a well placed signature :pac:


  • #9505
    PandaPoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,977 ✭✭✭PandaPoo


    "confirmed"

    http://m.imgur.com/zftkwBw


  • #9506
    maximoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,213 ✭✭✭maximoose


    Gotta be one of the most ill advised adverts I've seen on FB

    0j21Q7Q.jpg


  • #9507
    BaZmO*
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    maximoose wrote: »
    Gotta be one of the most ill advised adverts I've seen on FB

    0j21Q7Q.jpg

    Ah that has to be someone taking the p1ss. Waaay too close to the original.


  • #9508
    Little Lion Woman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 139 ✭✭Little Lion Woman


    Walkin along notice a bird flappin in a bush its stuck.... upon closer inspection it has blue thread wrapped around its foot and its traling behind the poor bird so i reached in and saved the bird after i got the thread off its foot it then bit me and flew away but i dont care im dead chuffed with myself for saveing the ungratefull bird


  • #9509
    maximoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,213 ✭✭✭maximoose


    BaZmO* wrote: »
    Ah that has to be someone taking the p1ss. Waaay too close to the original.

    I thought so too when I first saw it, but it seems to be a legit 'nail bar' place completely unaware that their image looks like a streched anus :pac:


  • #9510
    bud1970
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 229 ✭✭bud1970


    How about those irritating chain messages that do the rounds on peoples status's?. share this and money will come to you. share the lord and he will reward you, comment amen if you love yer maw, etc....... Oh please, would ye ever all **** off somewhere and wise up!!!!


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  • #9511
    Miall108
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 433 ✭✭Miall108


    How about those scumbag/boyracer statuses: "Garda Checkpoint at (insert name of place)"


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