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  • #9242
    NormalBob Ubiquitypants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 297 ✭✭NormalBob Ubiquitypants


    OSU Internal Medical make Lower Lights Christian Health Center look like a third world country. I had a simple check up in July. They did some blood work and MY DOCTOR call me at 7:00 am the next morning and ask if I would go to the ER. Since that day I have had Kidney Stones removed, stint removed, major bone loss that caused all my teeth to be removed and just last week my thyroid was removed and the bleeding tube was removed this morning. After each and every appointment MY DOCTOR would call the following day with the results of test or what the next step would be. Not the nurse not the janitor but THE Doctor. Just today two Doctors call me this morning to see how I was doing even though my appointment is next month. My Mother is in the hospital again today because her Doctors office had yet to make a single phone call to get her the portable oxygen tank she needs to work the soup kitchen. I refuse to let [MOTHER] go back to LOWER HEALTH CARE and after her first visit to OSU HER DOCTOR called her the next morning called in some scripts


  • #9243
    Loughc
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 26,064 Mod ✭✭✭✭Loughc


    WTF did I just read haha.


  • #9244
    Un Croissant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 ✭✭✭Un Croissant


    Getting a running commentary on 'hu kild Lucy?'


  • #9245
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Just after been sent this by a friend not saying names I could not see it as **** blocked me after she gave my 13 yr old daughter abuse and there to say on sell your stuff this morning that I was selling fake phones well I didn't threatened u but I am now telling u and as u made it public so will I and I hope your mates tell u that when I get you ya dirty rotten ******* Ryan's whore that sells her fanny your dead I am going to make u wish your mother never gave birth to u abusing a 13 year old sick twisted whore and now looking for pity on Facebook your dead dead dead is that clear
    Not a full stop or comma in sight.


  • #9246
    fussyonion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    "Tanx to every one who came to lila's party today an to marie and git for putting on a lovely spread and to deco for the drinkys for the mammys and daddies now the childers are asleep its our PARTHY TIME and sure while we're at it, we might have a swing around the stripper pole in the sitting room!! #dontbegettingjealousnowyahear"


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  • #9247
    MonkstownHoop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭MonkstownHoop


    fussyonion wrote: »
    "Tanx to every one who came to lila's party today an to marie and git for putting on a lovely spread and to deco for the drinkys for the mammys and daddies now the childers are asleep its our PARTHY TIME and sure while we're at it, we might have a swing around the stripper pole in the sitting room!! #dontbegettingjealousnowyahear"

    Love Parthys


  • #9248
    PopePalpatine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,144 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    Usually when someone misspells something, it doesn't end up being longer than the correct spelling.


  • #9249
    Brussels Sprout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,849 ✭✭✭Brussels Sprout


    ratmouse wrote: »
    Amused by the fact that they spell the word 'you' in four different ways in just one post!!

    And none of them were correct either. It's only got three bloody letters!


  • #9250
    wallywhittle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 140 ✭✭wallywhittle


    "Some snakes in this town boy, saint Paddy lied when he said he vanished them all. You know who you are boy."


  • #9251
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    fussyonion wrote: »
    "Tanx to every one who came to lila's party today an to marie and git for putting on a lovely spread and to deco for the drinkys for the mammys and daddies now the childers are asleep its our PARTHY TIME and sure while we're at it, we might have a swing around the stripper pole in the sitting room!! #dontbegettingjealousnowyahear"
    You really do have access to some choice facebook statuses.


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  • #9252
    fussyonion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    eternal wrote: »
    You really do have access to some choice facebook statuses.

    Don't I know it; I don't know how some of these people function. I can't post half of the ones I want to 'cos I have a feeling one of my FB friends is a regular on Boards....


  • #9253
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Super-Rush wrote: »
    Not a full stop or comma in sight.
    right guys any one who knows me knows im a straight person **** ****** has abused my name and family through facebook now playing the victim so I did the hourable thing and I drove to newbridge to her house tonight knocked on her door and asked her to take down her status and lies off facebook she would not open the door fully had it on the chain and told me she never put my name up on facebook which I know and everyone else dose that's a lie when I told her she was a liar she got thick so I asked her to open the door and she would not I wil say this she is very lucky her kids where there as I would not do that on any child and she cowardly would not take the chain on the door off but moral of the story is she lied into my face she never put anything on facebook when she did I saw it and she was not so hardy when she was at the door with her safety chain as if that would really save her thank god for her she had her kids up and second of all alma why where and are u so tough on facebook keypad warrior why didn't u say anything other than **** at your door cos your nothing more than a **** stirrer now I will advise u to stop right now or next time I arrive at your door the kids wont even save ya I hope that is loud and clear for u ya tramp
    Chain wudn have stopped me
    ....she can't be saying things like tat...taking ur caricture etc....

    How dare she draw cartoon sketches of her.


  • #9254
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    My degree in English is tortured. I deleted 100 people off Facebook and now all I have is nice, happy and bearable browsing capability.


  • #9255
    honerbright
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,234 ✭✭✭honerbright


    If your reading this, repost and receive a large amount of money in 25 minutes if you fail to repost youll loose something worth keeping.

    loose :pac:


  • #9256
    Un Croissant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 ✭✭✭Un Croissant


    honerbright wrote: »
    If your reading this, repost and receive a large amount of money in 25 minutes if you fail to repost youll loose something worth keeping.

    loose :pac:

    Your bowels?


  • #9257
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,802 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    honerbright wrote: »
    If your reading this, repost and receive a large amount of money in 25 minutes if you fail to repost youll loose something worth keeping.

    loose :pac:

    I lost some sanity & respect for that person.


  • #9258
    Taylor365
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,947 ✭✭✭Taylor365


    How do people mistake lose for loose?


    I see dem der on de netz alot i dose!


  • #9259
    coolhull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    honerbright wrote: »
    If your reading this, repost and receive a large amount of money in 25 minutes if you fail to repost youll loose something worth keeping.

    :

    That's false advertising. 25 minutes! I reposted this and I had to wait over half an hour before I received my large amount of money. It's not good enough. . .


  • #9260
    Grayson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,780 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    Anyone see the fake facebook page for Crumlim Shopping centre?
    https://www.facebook.com/Crumlinshopingcentre
    Just a note on the dog fights that usually take place behind the shopping centre by the bottle banks. The organisers have asked us to pass on the message that the fights will now take place on the first Saturday of every month, instead of the first Friday of every month. Anyone wishing to enter a dog into a fight, please be there by 7pm to register your dog. First fight 8pm sharp!
    It's 22 years since Caravaggio's The Taking of Christ was found in the stock room of Crazy Prices, in the Crumlin Shopping Centre. It can now be found hanging in the National Gallery of Ireland.


    In this one they stuck up a photo of an old lady they said they found wandering in Dunnes and would her family please come and pick her up. It had over 2000 shares. If you click on the shares you can see the comments people posted and the replies they got. there are some really angry people out there :)
    https://www.facebook.com/Crumlinshopingcentre/photos/a.339231029610961.1073741828.339089842958413/339229516277779/?type=1


  • #9261
    MRnotlob606
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,642 ✭✭✭MRnotlob606


    I'm sorry I can't find the actual picture.But a friend on Facebook of mine (who's a girl) shared a photo saying something like " I support Chris Kyle dumb liberals should stop hating on him". I actively see typical far right **** cogging up my newsfeed on Facebook. It seems the less intelligent ones are predisposed to this.


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  • #9262
    MRnotlob606
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,642 ✭✭✭MRnotlob606


    Quick enough to talk about Ballybeg ya all want to look at what's going on in Ur own place I'm from here and taking the piss out of it ye should all be ashamed of urselfs when it's not any of Ur ye goin true it.


    I bet she is multilingual ^^


  • #9263
    MonkstownHoop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭MonkstownHoop


    Pictures of Gardai and Irish water

    "another bus full arrives making there presents felt"


  • #9264
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    MonkstownHoop wrote: »
    Pictures of Gardai and Irish water

    "another bus full arrives making there presents felt"

    I love felt presents but I prefer suede ones.


  • #9265
    ivytwine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,114 ✭✭✭ivytwine


    MRnotlob606 wrote: »
    Quick enough to talk about Ballybeg ya all want to look at what's going on in Ur own place I'm from here and taking the piss out of it ye should all be ashamed of urselfs when it's not any of Ur ye goin true it.


    I bet she is multilingual ^^

    Well that's certainly not English anyway!


  • #9266
    Un Croissant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 ✭✭✭Un Croissant


    Some People Would Just Wreck Your Brain With There Bull****. Genuine Have No Lives What So Ever. Looking For A Reaction, but They Ain't Getting One So They Can stop Now. Thanks

    Why leave two words without a capital?


  • #9267
    Taylor365
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,947 ✭✭✭Taylor365


    Un Croissant wrote: »
    Some People Would Just Wreck Your Brain With There Bull****. Genuine Have No Lives What So Ever. Looking For A Reaction, but They Ain't Getting One So They Can stop Now. Thanks

    Why leave two words without a capital?
    'but stop'

    Ve ave zeecoded zee hidden missage!


  • #9268
    Un Croissant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 ✭✭✭Un Croissant


    Type Amen.

    Under a picture of a baby with all its guts hanging out.

    Didn't finish my breakfast.


  • #9269
    Sittingpretty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,872 ✭✭✭Sittingpretty


    A pregnancy announcement at 3 and a bit weeks gone.


  • #9270
    KKkitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Sittingpretty wrote: »
    A pregnancy announcement at 3 and a bit weeks gone.

    Oh dear god why?


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  • #9271
    Sittingpretty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,872 ✭✭✭Sittingpretty


    KKkitty wrote: »
    Oh dear god why?

    No idea. I'm still trying to decide if it's a joke or not.

    Lots of "really Hun? Are you?" Underneath it but no response to those.


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