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efb · 13-01-2015 12:34AM

Why are you people friends with this people? At least unfollow

Riesen_Meal · 13-01-2015 01:12AM

efb wrote: »

Why are you people friends with this people? At least unfollow

Even when you unfollow, you always go back - my mainstay has been fairly quiet since Christmas unfortunately

His last pearls :

Happy crismas to all my frends and family's, and abig happy crismas to all de lada and lasses oversees, keep safe xxxxx

efb · 13-01-2015 01:13AM

Fieldog wrote: »

Even when you unfollow, you always go back - my mainstay has been fairly quiet since Christmas unfortunately

His last pearls :

Happy crismas to all my frends and family's, and abig happy crismas to all de lada and lasses oversees, keep safe xxxxx

Crack would be easier break

MonkstownHoop · 13-01-2015 08:53AM

El Weirdo wrote: »

That's quite the assumption.

It wasn't the sandwich making that led me to that conclusion FYI :-)

EuskalHerria · 13-01-2015 01:42PM

"Global warming yip looks like it's effecting us allright".

yellowlabrador · 13-01-2015 05:04PM

After falling sideways onto my ankle from my daughters top bunk bed , thought I'd broken it. My foot was 3 times bigger than it should be. Talk about intense pain! Next morning my husband and i went to emergency room in hospital. They did an x-ray and said the bone itself was ok but i'd torn a ligament and my whole foot and leg was swollen. So they put a cast on my leg (for 2 weeks.) they then prescribed me co-dydramol (strong dihydrocodein pain killers.) felt i could walk again after the stated dose. So my amazing husband decided to take me to ASDA . Just received my student finance and decided to really treat ourselves and get kids stuff too. Approx 8 last night my trolley was full. I'd a trolley worth of approx £500 - were in the store for about 2-3 hours. (didn't know there was a time limit for browsing.)
suddenly i turned around and there were 2 male police officers who escorted me to a private room. They said asda had been watching me shop (not stealing!) and believed i was in the store too long and must be shoplifting! At that point i showed them my mini bank statement and proved i had more than enough to pay for all items. (the asda staff looked so embarrassed!) i informed them i was about to purchase all these items before the fuzz arrived. (THIS GETS STRANGER)...
police had to search my handbag, which i allowed. They found the box of painkillers from the hospital (with my name, address and d.o.b) and arrested me for possessing controlled substance, illegal drugs. I explained about my ankle and i have prescription. I was arrested and took to the station, was interviewed and searched. They took xxxxs phone off him and told him they gave it to me. They didn't!! I was informed then that i am now barred from asda??? For no reason at all. They just lost one mighty sale!
Also informed i have to go to court 23rd this month.
any advice? Im missing loads of uni now.
could really use some advice..

Michael D Not Higgins · 13-01-2015 05:18PM

yellowlabrador wrote: »

After falling sideways onto my ankle from my daughters top bunk bed , thought I'd broken it. My foot was 3 times bigger than it should be. Talk about intense pain! Next morning my husband and i went to emergency room in hospital. They did an x-ray and said the bone itself was ok but i'd torn a ligament and my whole foot and leg was swollen. So they put a cast on my leg (for 2 weeks.) they then prescribed me co-dydramol (strong dihydrocodein pain killers.) felt i could walk again after the stated dose. So my amazing husband decided to take me to ASDA . Just received my student finance and decided to really treat ourselves and get kids stuff too. Approx 8 last night my trolley was full. I'd a trolley worth of approx £500 - were in the store for about 2-3 hours. (didn't know there was a time limit for browsing.)
suddenly i turned around and there were 2 male police officers who escorted me to a private room. They said asda had been watching me shop (not stealing!) and believed i was in the store too long and must be shoplifting! At that point i showed them my mini bank statement and proved i had more than enough to pay for all items. (the asda staff looked so embarrassed!) i informed them i was about to purchase all these items before the fuzz arrived. (THIS GETS STRANGER)...
police had to search my handbag, which i allowed. They found the box of painkillers from the hospital (with my name, address and d.o.b) and arrested me for possessing controlled substance, illegal drugs. I explained about my ankle and i have prescription. I was arrested and took to the station, was interviewed and searched. They took xxxxs phone off him and told him they gave it to me. They didn't!! I was informed then that i am now barred from asda??? For no reason at all. They just lost one mighty sale!
Also informed i have to go to court 23rd this month.
any advice? Im missing loads of uni now.
could really use some advice..

Sounds like there's another side to this story.

Caliden · 13-01-2015 05:38PM

Even if I tried I don't think I could be grocery shopping for 2-3 hours. You would definitely more than one trolley at the end of it so I'm calling shenanigans

zcorpian88 · 13-01-2015 07:42PM

Stupid pictures posted by s**t stirrers/skangery people that I have no idea why I accepted their friend request in the first place, most likely because they live in my neighbourhood, the s**t they post always displays sentences in the lines of..

"If you have a problem with me, say it to my face"

Or "If you have a problem you can kiss my ass I don't plan on changin"

Gotta love the unfollow button, these people need to be bitchslapped.

December2012 · 13-01-2015 09:24PM

Michael D Not Higgins wrote: »

Sounds like there's another side to this story.

You're right - there asda be!

Ihatecuddles · 14-01-2015 10:29PM

Idiot- Its actually that cold I think the princess and I will take the day off, its cruel to drag them out of bed

Person 1- Its only up the road?

Idiot- Shes so tired, even thou we get a lift im not dragging her out of bed she looks too cute. Im hopping in beside her, bold mammy.

humberklog · 14-01-2015 10:36PM

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Idiot- Its actually that cold I think the princess and I will take the day off, its cruel to drag them out of bed

Person 1- Its only up the road?

Idiot- Shes so tired, even thou we get a lift im not dragging her out of bed she looks too cute. Im hopping in beside her, bold mammy.

I love this thread, I laugh at even the most annoying examples

But this one only made me angry.

coolhull · 14-01-2015 10:38PM

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Idiot- Its actually that cold I think the princess and I will take the day off, its cruel to drag them out of bed

Person 1- Its only up the road?

Idiot- Shes so tired, even thou we get a lift im not dragging her out of bed she looks too cute. Im hopping in beside her, bold mammy.

Judging by the weather forecast, 'the Princess' will be missing a lot of school for a while.

Is she ok, hun?

Sittingpretty · 14-01-2015 10:44PM

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Idiot- Its actually that cold I think the princess and I will take the day off, its cruel to drag them out of bed

Person 1- Its only up the road?

Idiot- Shes so tired, even thou we get a lift im not dragging her out of bed she looks too cute. Im hopping in beside her, bold mammy.

"Bold mammy" translates as lazy bitch who can't be bothered my ass to get out of bed and organise my "princess" for school.

rawn · 14-01-2015 11:15PM

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=846680198716344&set=a.109553149095723.18463.100001231159291&type=1

This made me laugh so much, the picture alone...

The King of Moo · 14-01-2015 11:47PM

rawn wrote: »

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=846680198716344&set=a.109553149095723.18463.100001231159291&type=1

This made me laugh so much, the picture alone...

I'm sure the people being tagged by their friends in the comments are delighted that we now all know they've had drug problems.

Un Croissant · 14-01-2015 11:55PM

Hopefully I can sleep tonight with that storm outside and so much on my mind...

Pathetic fallacy. Should I ask if she's ok hun?

shruikan2553 · 14-01-2015 11:58PM

rawn wrote: »

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=846680198716344&set=a.109553149095723.18463.100001231159291&type=1

This made me laugh so much, the picture alone...

Damn it Jesus, stop stealing my drugs.

Aubrey loves Joe · 15-01-2015 10:49AM

Jesus had track marks before rail was invented. Praise Jeebus

Rosie Rant · 15-01-2015 12:12PM

shruikan2553 wrote: »

Damn it Jesus, stop stealing my drugs.

I thought Jesus was doing something else..

MonkeyTennis · 15-01-2015 12:16PM

he cant be that badly off..hes got that cool skull.

Whosthis · 15-01-2015 12:19PM

MonkeyTennis wrote: »

he cant be that badly off..hes got that cool skull.

So true, so powerful.

Rosie Rant · 15-01-2015 12:19PM

I think it's funny when someone posts a status like this - " If I don't like you I will tell you. I speak my mind, I'm not afraid to say what I really mean and I will say it to your face! " - and then all they do is post passive aggressive picture quotes about "two faced bitches" and "fake friends" and the like. Yeah, that's telling them..

Little Lion Woman · 15-01-2015 06:29PM

I'm going to be watching to see who cares about friendship, like me. Thank you for being a part of my life. So, if you read this, leave ONE WORD as to how we met. DON'T SHARE!! Once you respond, I will inbox you this post to post on your wall. Only one word

shruikan2553 · 15-01-2015 06:32PM

Rosie Rant wrote: »

I thought Jesus was doing something else..

I looked at it again. Jesus really takes love thy neighbour to a new level.

keith16 · 15-01-2015 07:22PM

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Idiot- Its actually that cold I think the princess and I will take the day off, its cruel to drag them out of bed

Person 1- Its only up the road?

Idiot- Shes so tired, even thou we get a lift im not dragging her out of bed she looks too cute. Im hopping in beside her, bold mammy.

Probably one of the "full time mammy" brigade.

Lucyfur · 15-01-2015 07:35PM

Yesterday, on a Facebook buy and sell page, I saw...

"One seater couch for sale"

MonkstownHoop · 15-01-2015 07:45PM

keith16 wrote: »

Probably one of the "full time mammy" brigade.

That or a full time mad bastard

mfceiling · 15-01-2015 08:28PM

rawn wrote: »

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=846680198716344&set=a.109553149095723.18463.100001231159291&type=1

This made me laugh so much, the picture alone...

Am I the only one looking at the picture and thinking that Jesus is saying "go for it man, get that sh*t into you"

Genghis Cant · 16-01-2015 01:58AM

Feeling Loved...... Feeling Inspired.......... Feeling Creative.
If one more ****er posts this bolloxology I'll blow a fuse.

Feeling ****ing Sick.

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