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Jaafa

I saw my fair share of these before I deactivated my account.

One of the worst came from an american 'friend'(?) of mine.

She said and I quote:
"Ughhh so stupid...I have to get a visa to go to south america! I mean seriously isn't this the UNITED sates! Ahhhhh....Worst state ever!"

She was promptly removed from my friends list.

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[Deleted User]

efb wrote: »

Why are you people friends with this people? At least unfollow

Even when you unfollow, you always go back - my mainstay has been fairly quiet since Christmas unfortunately

His last pearls :

Happy crismas to all my frends and family's, and abig happy crismas to all de lada and lasses oversees, keep safe xxxxx

efb

Fieldog wrote: »

Even when you unfollow, you always go back - my mainstay has been fairly quiet since Christmas unfortunately

His last pearls :

Happy crismas to all my frends and family's, and abig happy crismas to all de lada and lasses oversees, keep safe xxxxx

Crack would be easier break

MonkstownHoop

El Weirdo wrote: »

That's quite the assumption.

It wasn't the sandwich making that led me to that conclusion FYI :-)

EuskalHerria

"Global warming yip looks like it's effecting us allright".

yellowlabrador

After falling sideways onto my ankle from my daughters top bunk bed , thought I'd broken it. My foot was 3 times bigger than it should be. Talk about intense pain! Next morning my husband and i went to emergency room in hospital. They did an x-ray and said the bone itself was ok but i'd torn a ligament and my whole foot and leg was swollen. So they put a cast on my leg (for 2 weeks.) they then prescribed me co-dydramol (strong dihydrocodein pain killers.) felt i could walk again after the stated dose. So my amazing husband decided to take me to ASDA . Just received my student finance and decided to really treat ourselves and get kids stuff too. Approx 8 last night my trolley was full. I'd a trolley worth of approx £500 - were in the store for about 2-3 hours. (didn't know there was a time limit for browsing.)
suddenly i turned around and there were 2 male police officers who escorted me to a private room. They said asda had been watching me shop (not stealing!) and believed i was in the store too long and must be shoplifting! At that point i showed them my mini bank statement and proved i had more than enough to pay for all items. (the asda staff looked so embarrassed!) i informed them i was about to purchase all these items before the fuzz arrived. (THIS GETS STRANGER)...
police had to search my handbag, which i allowed. They found the box of painkillers from the hospital (with my name, address and d.o.b) and arrested me for possessing controlled substance, illegal drugs. I explained about my ankle and i have prescription. I was arrested and took to the station, was interviewed and searched. They took xxxxs phone off him and told him they gave it to me. They didn't!! I was informed then that i am now barred from asda??? For no reason at all. They just lost one mighty sale!
Also informed i have to go to court 23rd this month.
any advice? Im missing loads of uni now.
could really use some advice..

Michael D Not Higgins

yellowlabrador wrote: »

After falling sideways onto my ankle from my daughters top bunk bed , thought I'd broken it. My foot was 3 times bigger than it should be. Talk about intense pain! Next morning my husband and i went to emergency room in hospital. They did an x-ray and said the bone itself was ok but i'd torn a ligament and my whole foot and leg was swollen. So they put a cast on my leg (for 2 weeks.) they then prescribed me co-dydramol (strong dihydrocodein pain killers.) felt i could walk again after the stated dose. So my amazing husband decided to take me to ASDA . Just received my student finance and decided to really treat ourselves and get kids stuff too. Approx 8 last night my trolley was full. I'd a trolley worth of approx £500 - were in the store for about 2-3 hours. (didn't know there was a time limit for browsing.)
suddenly i turned around and there were 2 male police officers who escorted me to a private room. They said asda had been watching me shop (not stealing!) and believed i was in the store too long and must be shoplifting! At that point i showed them my mini bank statement and proved i had more than enough to pay for all items. (the asda staff looked so embarrassed!) i informed them i was about to purchase all these items before the fuzz arrived. (THIS GETS STRANGER)...
police had to search my handbag, which i allowed. They found the box of painkillers from the hospital (with my name, address and d.o.b) and arrested me for possessing controlled substance, illegal drugs. I explained about my ankle and i have prescription. I was arrested and took to the station, was interviewed and searched. They took xxxxs phone off him and told him they gave it to me. They didn't!! I was informed then that i am now barred from asda??? For no reason at all. They just lost one mighty sale!
Also informed i have to go to court 23rd this month.
any advice? Im missing loads of uni now.
could really use some advice..

Sounds like there's another side to this story.

Caliden

Even if I tried I don't think I could be grocery shopping for 2-3 hours. You would definitely more than one trolley at the end of it so I'm calling shenanigans

zcorpian88

Stupid pictures posted by s**t stirrers/skangery people that I have no idea why I accepted their friend request in the first place, most likely because they live in my neighbourhood, the s**t they post always displays sentences in the lines of..

"If you have a problem with me, say it to my face"

Or "If you have a problem you can kiss my ass I don't plan on changin"

Gotta love the unfollow button, these people need to be bitchslapped.

December2012

Michael D Not Higgins wrote: »

Sounds like there's another side to this story.

You're right - there asda be!

Ihatecuddles

Idiot- Its actually that cold I think the princess and I will take the day off, its cruel to drag them out of bed

Person 1- Its only up the road?

Idiot- Shes so tired, even thou we get a lift im not dragging her out of bed she looks too cute. Im hopping in beside her, bold mammy.

humberklog

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Idiot- Its actually that cold I think the princess and I will take the day off, its cruel to drag them out of bed

Person 1- Its only up the road?

Idiot- Shes so tired, even thou we get a lift im not dragging her out of bed she looks too cute. Im hopping in beside her, bold mammy.

I love this thread, I laugh at even the most annoying examples

But this one only made me angry.

coolhull

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Idiot- Its actually that cold I think the princess and I will take the day off, its cruel to drag them out of bed

Person 1- Its only up the road?

Idiot- Shes so tired, even thou we get a lift im not dragging her out of bed she looks too cute. Im hopping in beside her, bold mammy.

Judging by the weather forecast, 'the Princess' will be missing a lot of school for a while.

Is she ok, hun?

Sittingpretty

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Idiot- Its actually that cold I think the princess and I will take the day off, its cruel to drag them out of bed

Person 1- Its only up the road?

Idiot- Shes so tired, even thou we get a lift im not dragging her out of bed she looks too cute. Im hopping in beside her, bold mammy.

"Bold mammy" translates as lazy bitch who can't be bothered my ass to get out of bed and organise my "princess" for school.

rawn

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=846680198716344&set=a.109553149095723.18463.100001231159291&type=1

This made me laugh so much, the picture alone...

The King of Moo

rawn wrote: »

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=846680198716344&set=a.109553149095723.18463.100001231159291&type=1

This made me laugh so much, the picture alone...

I'm sure the people being tagged by their friends in the comments are delighted that we now all know they've had drug problems.

Un Croissant

Hopefully I can sleep tonight with that storm outside and so much on my mind...

Pathetic fallacy. Should I ask if she's ok hun?

shruikan2553

rawn wrote: »

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=846680198716344&set=a.109553149095723.18463.100001231159291&type=1

This made me laugh so much, the picture alone...

Damn it Jesus, stop stealing my drugs.

Aubrey loves Joe

Jesus had track marks before rail was invented. Praise Jeebus

Rosie Rant

shruikan2553 wrote: »

Damn it Jesus, stop stealing my drugs.

I thought Jesus was doing something else..

MonkeyTennis

he cant be that badly off..hes got that cool skull.

Whosthis

MonkeyTennis wrote: »

he cant be that badly off..hes got that cool skull.

So true, so powerful.

Rosie Rant

I think it's funny when someone posts a status like this - " If I don't like you I will tell you. I speak my mind, I'm not afraid to say what I really mean and I will say it to your face! " - and then all they do is post passive aggressive picture quotes about "two faced bitches" and "fake friends" and the like. Yeah, that's telling them..

Little Lion Woman

I'm going to be watching to see who cares about friendship, like me. Thank you for being a part of my life. So, if you read this, leave ONE WORD as to how we met. DON'T SHARE!! Once you respond, I will inbox you this post to post on your wall. Only one word

shruikan2553

Rosie Rant wrote: »

I thought Jesus was doing something else..

I looked at it again. Jesus really takes love thy neighbour to a new level.

keith16

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Idiot- Its actually that cold I think the princess and I will take the day off, its cruel to drag them out of bed

Person 1- Its only up the road?

Idiot- Shes so tired, even thou we get a lift im not dragging her out of bed she looks too cute. Im hopping in beside her, bold mammy.

Probably one of the "full time mammy" brigade.

Lucyfur

Yesterday, on a Facebook buy and sell page, I saw...

"One seater couch for sale"

MonkstownHoop

keith16 wrote: »

Probably one of the "full time mammy" brigade.

That or a full time mad bastard

mfceiling

rawn wrote: »

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=846680198716344&set=a.109553149095723.18463.100001231159291&type=1

This made me laugh so much, the picture alone...

Am I the only one looking at the picture and thinking that Jesus is saying "go for it man, get that sh*t into you"

Genghis Cant

Feeling Loved...... Feeling Inspired.......... Feeling Creative.
If one more ****er posts this bolloxology I'll blow a fuse.

Feeling ****ing Sick.

893bet

mfceiling wrote: »

Am I the only one looking at the picture and thinking that Jesus is saying "go for it man, get that sh*t into you"

The profile of the guy is the best part. What a tool.

I am Facebook free 12 months and reading this thread keeps me away.