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J Mysterio · 05-01-2015 02:26AM

Season 2 is the Holocaust

Un Croissant · 05-01-2015 01:27PM

The armchair lawyers are out again denying FB their photos etc.

zefer · 05-01-2015 01:40PM

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

"Anyone got a spare course of antibiotics?"

Wow.

I wonder are we friends with the same person because I saw that on a person in work's FB page over xmas...

PizzamanIRL · 05-01-2015 03:37PM

zefer wrote: »

I wonder are we friends with the same person because I saw that on a person in work's FB page over xmas...

I don't know. That was posted only 2 days ago.

mufcboy1999 · 05-01-2015 03:43PM

The "to do" lists in 2015 are some of the most cringiest and attention seeking posts I've ever come across. Sometimes the people who like these posts are the worst, just feeding these ego driven idiots.

marcbrophy · 05-01-2015 03:50PM

"It's been a great year! Thanks for being a part of it."

:mad: :mad: :mad:

kunst nugget · 05-01-2015 03:51PM

marcbrophy wrote: »

"It's been a great year! Thanks for being a part of it."

:mad: :mad: :mad:

Maybe I'm missing something but I don't really understand why this deserves 3 mads on the mad scale.

marcbrophy · 05-01-2015 03:56PM

kunst nugget wrote: »

Maybe I'm missing something but I don't really understand why this deserves 3 mads on the mad scale.

Is it just me then? :pac:
I've seen it about 60 times over the past 10 days.
Sick to death of it

Crooked Jack · 05-01-2015 04:16PM

MrStuffins wrote: »

I wish people would refrain from posting about people using "angle" instead of "angel" so that we don't have to go through those f*cking "Oh don't be so obtuse" ..... "something something acute"....... "something something degree" punathons! They're not funny anymore!

We bow to your whim dear Overlord and Appointed Decider of What is Funny

kunst nugget · 05-01-2015 04:19PM

Crooked Jack wrote: »

We bow to your whim dear Overlord and Appointed Decider of What is Funny

It's been done 5 or 6 times already on this thread. The same puns being recycled every couple of pages does tend to start getting a bit dull…

Crooked Jack · 05-01-2015 04:22PM

kunst nugget wrote: »

It's been done 5 or 6 times already on this thread. The same puns being recycled every couple of pages does tend to start getting a bit dull…

And yet it's so simple to just skip over them.

I havent checked in here in a while, that's the first time I've seen such a rally of puns and i quite enjoyed it

diograis · 05-01-2015 04:59PM

Girl in north cork went missing, day after her name was on rte news she was posting selfies. I **** you not.

Rubberlegs · 05-01-2015 05:07PM

kunst nugget wrote: »

Maybe I'm missing something but I don't really understand why this deserves 3 mads on the mad scale.

I know, it deserves way more than 3!

Retards posting photos of themselves in onesies.......

coolhull · 05-01-2015 05:21PM

diograis wrote: »

Girl in north cork went missing, day after her name was on rte news she was posting selfies. I **** you not.

I saw that a Wexford facebooker put up that a girl in Australia is missing since New Years Eve. The poster asks everyone to keep an eye out for her
It's unfortunate, and I hope she's ok.but the chances of her roaming around Enniscorthy or Gorey are fairly remote.

coolhull · 05-01-2015 05:22PM

diograis wrote: »

Girl in north cork went missing, day after her name was on rte news she was posting selfies. I **** you not.

I saw that a Wexford facebooker put up that a girl in Australia is missing since New Years Eve. The poster asks everyone to keep an eye out for her
It's unfortunate, and I hope she's ok.but the chances of her roaming around Enniscorthy or Gorey are fairly remote.

pmasterson95 · 05-01-2015 06:03PM

coolhull wrote: »

I saw that a Wexford facebooker put up that a girl in Australia is missing since New Years Eve. The poster asks everyone to keep an eye out for her
It's unfortunate, and I hope she's ok.but the chances of her roaming around Enniscorthy or Gorey are fairly remote.

i think I read this before very recently....things do repeat themselves here!!!

fullstop · 05-01-2015 07:58PM

Channel 13 News was just talking about this change in Facebook's privacy policy. Better safe than sorry. As of January 5th, 2015 at 8:37 p.m. Eastern standard time, I do not give Facebook or any entities associated with Facebook permission to use my pictures, information, or posts, both past and future. By this statement, I give notice to Facebook it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, or take any other action against me based on this profile and/or its contents. The content of this profile is private and confidential information. The violation of privacy can be punished by law (UCC 1-308- 1 1 308-103 and the Rome Statute). NOTE: Facebook is now a public entity. All members must post a note like this. If you prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you do not publish a statement at least once it will be tactically allowing the use of your photos, as well as the information contained in the profile status updates. DO NOT SHARE. You MUST copy and paste
Copy it from the comment

Can't believe it's that time of year again :rolleyes:

pmasterson95 · 05-01-2015 08:00PM

Better safe than sorry right. Channel 13 news was just talking about this change in Facebook's privacy policy. Better safe than sorry. As of January 3rd, 2015 at 11:43am Eastern standard time; I do NOT give Facebook or any entitles associated with Facebook permission to use my pictures, information, or post, both from the past, in the present, or in the future. By this statement I give notice to Facebook it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute or take any other action against me based on this profile is private and confidential information. The violation of privacy can be punished by law (UCC 1-308-11 308-103 and Rome statute). NOTE: Facebook is now a public entity. All members must post a note like this. If you prefer, you can copy and paste this version if you do not publish the statement at least once it will be tactically allowing the use of your photos, as well as information contained in the profile status updates. DO NOT SHARE you MUST copy and paste this.

PopePalpatine · 05-01-2015 08:10PM

I wonder if the users posting that status actually realise what Eastern Standard Time is. 8:37pm EST won't happen for another 6 and a half hours!

redarmy · 05-01-2015 08:19PM

im sittin heyour tinkin ders a smell in heyour. smell of unwashed gee. den i turned around an ders trush an jasinta frum numbur 82 sittin in de corner. thyme 2 find a new local if i hav 2 sit heyour wit dem 2 kunts near me ‪#‎KantKope‬ ‪#‎AskMeSlice‬ ‪#‎FishyMinge‬ xxx

looking_around · 05-01-2015 08:48PM

redarmy wrote: »

im sittin heyour tinkin ders a smell in heyour. smell of unwashed gee. den i turned around an ders trush an jasinta frum numbur 82 sittin in de corner. thyme 2 find a new local if i hav 2 sit heyour wit dem 2 kunts near me ‪#‎KantKope‬ ‪#‎AskMeSlice‬ ‪#‎FishyMinge‬ xxx

I'm sitting here, thinking there's a smell in here, a smell of unwashed gee(no idea, judging by the #, its the fishy smell from an unwashed vagina.).
then I turned around, and there's Trush & Jasinta from number 82. Time to find a new local if I have to sit here with them two c/unts near me.

heyour?? the fcuk is that? thats harder than the correct spelling O_O

MrStuffins · 05-01-2015 08:49PM

Crooked Jack wrote: »

And yet it's so simple to just skip over them.

How can you know what something says until you've already read some or all of it?

I havent checked in here in a while, that's the first time I've seen such a rally of puns and i quite enjoyed it

It's funny the first time, but when it happens for the 7th or 8th time and people are just recycling jokes from previous pages, it gets very tiresome.

Wilberto · 05-01-2015 08:52PM

looking_around wrote: »

heyour?? the fcuk is that? thats harder than the correct spelling O_O

She's spelling it phonetically! :pac:

At least, the way she pronounces it anyway.

fullstop · 05-01-2015 09:01PM

redarmy wrote: »

im sittin heyour tinkin ders a smell in heyour. smell of unwashed gee. den i turned around an ders trush an jasinta frum numbur 82 sittin in de corner. thyme 2 find a new local if i hav 2 sit heyour wit dem 2 kunts near me ‪#‎KantKope‬ ‪#‎AskMeSlice‬ ‪#‎FishyMinge‬ xxx

That's just taken straight from the Hope Ur OK Hun page....you know it's a parody, right?

Grayson · 05-01-2015 09:02PM

pmasterson95 wrote: »

Better safe than sorry right. Channel 13 news was just talking about this change in Facebook's privacy policy. Better safe than sorry. As of January 3rd, 2015 at 11:43am Eastern standard time; I do NOT give Facebook or any entitles associated with Facebook permission to use my pictures, information, or post, both from the past, in the present, or in the future. By this statement I give notice to Facebook it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute or take any other action against me based on this profile is private and confidential information. The violation of privacy can be punished by law (UCC 1-308-11 308-103 and Rome statute). NOTE: Facebook is now a public entity. All members must post a note like this. If you prefer, you can copy and paste this version if you do not publish the statement at least once it will be tactically allowing the use of your photos, as well as information contained in the profile status updates. DO NOT SHARE you MUST copy and paste this.

Someone I know just posted that. Strange thing is that an article saying it's rubbish was the item above it in my feed.

GAAman · 05-01-2015 09:02PM

The Rome Statute established four core international crimes: genocide, crimes against humanity, war crimes, and the crime of aggression. If anyone can tell me what that has to do with their facebook I will try my best to keep a straight face....

Oh I forgot to quote non existent american law, despite the fact I'm Irish and have never even set foot in america USC 12-3-4-56-789

Highflyer13 · 05-01-2015 09:08PM

redarmy wrote: »

im sittin heyour tinkin ders a smell in heyour. smell of unwashed gee. den i turned around an ders trush an jasinta frum numbur 82 sittin in de corner. thyme 2 find a new local if i hav 2 sit heyour wit dem 2 kunts near me ‪#‎KantKope‬ ‪#‎AskMeSlice‬ ‪#‎FishyMinge‬ xxx

Is there a google translate yet for this type of s**te?

#FishyMinge lets get it trending:pac:

Pawwed Rig · 05-01-2015 09:37PM

Highflyer13 wrote: »

Is there a google translate yet for this type of s**te?

#FishyMinge lets get it trending:pac:

Is that not the 'hope your ok hun' FB page? It is a parody and tbf she has made a heap of cash on merchandise and a book.

bjork · 06-01-2015 03:40PM

Better safe than sorry right. Channel 13 news was just talking about this change in facebooks privacy policy. Better safe than sorry. As of January 3rd, 2015 at 11:43am Easter standard time. I do not give Facebook or any entities associated with Facebook permission to use my pictures, information, or posts, both past and future. By this statement I give notice to Facebook it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute or take any other action against me based on this

kunst nugget · 06-01-2015 04:01PM

Pawwed Rig wrote: »

Is that not the 'hope your ok hun' FB page? It is a parody and tbf she has made a heap of cash on merchandise and a book.

That really died a death in terms of being funny the longer it went on and the fecking eejits that responded to her status in 'u ok hun?' speak were terrible.

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