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Jaafa

I saw my fair share of these before I deactivated my account.

One of the worst came from an american 'friend'(?) of mine.

She said and I quote:
"Ughhh so stupid...I have to get a visa to go to south america! I mean seriously isn't this the UNITED sates! Ahhhhh....Worst state ever!"

She was promptly removed from my friends list.

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Un Croissant

The armchair lawyers are out again denying FB their photos etc.

zefer

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

"Anyone got a spare course of antibiotics?"

Wow.

I wonder are we friends with the same person because I saw that on a person in work's FB page over xmas...

PizzamanIRL

zefer wrote: »

I wonder are we friends with the same person because I saw that on a person in work's FB page over xmas...

I don't know. That was posted only 2 days ago.

mufcboy1999

The "to do" lists in 2015 are some of the most cringiest and attention seeking posts I've ever come across. Sometimes the people who like these posts are the worst, just feeding these ego driven idiots.

marcbrophy

"It's been a great year! Thanks for being a part of it."

:mad: :mad: :mad:

kunst nugget

marcbrophy wrote: »

"It's been a great year! Thanks for being a part of it."

:mad: :mad: :mad:

Maybe I'm missing something but I don't really understand why this deserves 3 mads on the mad scale.

marcbrophy

kunst nugget wrote: »

Maybe I'm missing something but I don't really understand why this deserves 3 mads on the mad scale.

Is it just me then? :pac:
I've seen it about 60 times over the past 10 days.
Sick to death of it

Crooked Jack

MrStuffins wrote: »

I wish people would refrain from posting about people using "angle" instead of "angel" so that we don't have to go through those f*cking "Oh don't be so obtuse" ..... "something something acute"....... "something something degree" punathons! They're not funny anymore!

We bow to your whim dear Overlord and Appointed Decider of What is Funny

kunst nugget

Crooked Jack wrote: »

We bow to your whim dear Overlord and Appointed Decider of What is Funny

It's been done 5 or 6 times already on this thread. The same puns being recycled every couple of pages does tend to start getting a bit dull…

Crooked Jack

kunst nugget wrote: »

It's been done 5 or 6 times already on this thread. The same puns being recycled every couple of pages does tend to start getting a bit dull…

And yet it's so simple to just skip over them.

I havent checked in here in a while, that's the first time I've seen such a rally of puns and i quite enjoyed it

diograis

Girl in north cork went missing, day after her name was on rte news she was posting selfies. I **** you not.

Rubberlegs

kunst nugget wrote: »

Maybe I'm missing something but I don't really understand why this deserves 3 mads on the mad scale.

I know, it deserves way more than 3!

Retards posting photos of themselves in onesies.......

coolhull

diograis wrote: »

Girl in north cork went missing, day after her name was on rte news she was posting selfies. I **** you not.

I saw that a Wexford facebooker put up that a girl in Australia is missing since New Years Eve. The poster asks everyone to keep an eye out for her
It's unfortunate, and I hope she's ok.but the chances of her roaming around Enniscorthy or Gorey are fairly remote.

coolhull

diograis wrote: »

Girl in north cork went missing, day after her name was on rte news she was posting selfies. I **** you not.

pmasterson95

coolhull wrote: »

I saw that a Wexford facebooker put up that a girl in Australia is missing since New Years Eve. The poster asks everyone to keep an eye out for her
It's unfortunate, and I hope she's ok.but the chances of her roaming around Enniscorthy or Gorey are fairly remote.

i think I read this before very recently....things do repeat themselves here!!!

fullstop

Channel 13 News was just talking about this change in Facebook's privacy policy. Better safe than sorry. As of January 5th, 2015 at 8:37 p.m. Eastern standard time, I do not give Facebook or any entities associated with Facebook permission to use my pictures, information, or posts, both past and future. By this statement, I give notice to Facebook it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, or take any other action against me based on this profile and/or its contents. The content of this profile is private and confidential information. The violation of privacy can be punished by law (UCC 1-308- 1 1 308-103 and the Rome Statute). NOTE: Facebook is now a public entity. All members must post a note like this. If you prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you do not publish a statement at least once it will be tactically allowing the use of your photos, as well as the information contained in the profile status updates. DO NOT SHARE. You MUST copy and paste
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Can't believe it's that time of year again :rolleyes:

pmasterson95

Better safe than sorry right. Channel 13 news was just talking about this change in Facebook's privacy policy. Better safe than sorry. As of January 3rd, 2015 at 11:43am Eastern standard time; I do NOT give Facebook or any entitles associated with Facebook permission to use my pictures, information, or post, both from the past, in the present, or in the future. By this statement I give notice to Facebook it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute or take any other action against me based on this profile is private and confidential information. The violation of privacy can be punished by law (UCC 1-308-11 308-103 and Rome statute). NOTE: Facebook is now a public entity. All members must post a note like this. If you prefer, you can copy and paste this version if you do not publish the statement at least once it will be tactically allowing the use of your photos, as well as information contained in the profile status updates. DO NOT SHARE you MUST copy and paste this.

PopePalpatine

I wonder if the users posting that status actually realise what Eastern Standard Time is. 8:37pm EST won't happen for another 6 and a half hours!

redarmy

im sittin heyour tinkin ders a smell in heyour. smell of unwashed gee. den i turned around an ders trush an jasinta frum numbur 82 sittin in de corner. thyme 2 find a new local if i hav 2 sit heyour wit dem 2 kunts near me ‪#‎KantKope‬ ‪#‎AskMeSlice‬ ‪#‎FishyMinge‬ xxx

looking_around

redarmy wrote: »

im sittin heyour tinkin ders a smell in heyour. smell of unwashed gee. den i turned around an ders trush an jasinta frum numbur 82 sittin in de corner. thyme 2 find a new local if i hav 2 sit heyour wit dem 2 kunts near me ‪#‎KantKope‬ ‪#‎AskMeSlice‬ ‪#‎FishyMinge‬ xxx

I'm sitting here, thinking there's a smell in here, a smell of unwashed gee(no idea, judging by the #, its the fishy smell from an unwashed vagina.).
then I turned around, and there's Trush & Jasinta from number 82. Time to find a new local if I have to sit here with them two c/unts near me.

heyour?? the fcuk is that? thats harder than the correct spelling O_O

MrStuffins

Crooked Jack wrote: »

And yet it's so simple to just skip over them.

How can you know what something says until you've already read some or all of it?

I havent checked in here in a while, that's the first time I've seen such a rally of puns and i quite enjoyed it

It's funny the first time, but when it happens for the 7th or 8th time and people are just recycling jokes from previous pages, it gets very tiresome.

Wilberto

looking_around wrote: »

heyour?? the fcuk is that? thats harder than the correct spelling O_O

She's spelling it phonetically! :pac:

At least, the way she pronounces it anyway.

fullstop

redarmy wrote: »

im sittin heyour tinkin ders a smell in heyour. smell of unwashed gee. den i turned around an ders trush an jasinta frum numbur 82 sittin in de corner. thyme 2 find a new local if i hav 2 sit heyour wit dem 2 kunts near me ‪#‎KantKope‬ ‪#‎AskMeSlice‬ ‪#‎FishyMinge‬ xxx

That's just taken straight from the Hope Ur OK Hun page....you know it's a parody, right?

Grayson

pmasterson95 wrote: »

Better safe than sorry right. Channel 13 news was just talking about this change in Facebook's privacy policy. Better safe than sorry. As of January 3rd, 2015 at 11:43am Eastern standard time; I do NOT give Facebook or any entitles associated with Facebook permission to use my pictures, information, or post, both from the past, in the present, or in the future. By this statement I give notice to Facebook it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute or take any other action against me based on this profile is private and confidential information. The violation of privacy can be punished by law (UCC 1-308-11 308-103 and Rome statute). NOTE: Facebook is now a public entity. All members must post a note like this. If you prefer, you can copy and paste this version if you do not publish the statement at least once it will be tactically allowing the use of your photos, as well as information contained in the profile status updates. DO NOT SHARE you MUST copy and paste this.

Someone I know just posted that. Strange thing is that an article saying it's rubbish was the item above it in my feed.

GAAman

The Rome Statute established four core international crimes: genocide, crimes against humanity, war crimes, and the crime of aggression. If anyone can tell me what that has to do with their facebook I will try my best to keep a straight face....

Oh I forgot to quote non existent american law, despite the fact I'm Irish and have never even set foot in america USC 12-3-4-56-789

Highflyer13

redarmy wrote: »

im sittin heyour tinkin ders a smell in heyour. smell of unwashed gee. den i turned around an ders trush an jasinta frum numbur 82 sittin in de corner. thyme 2 find a new local if i hav 2 sit heyour wit dem 2 kunts near me ‪#‎KantKope‬ ‪#‎AskMeSlice‬ ‪#‎FishyMinge‬ xxx

Is there a google translate yet for this type of s**te?

#FishyMinge lets get it trending:pac:

Pawwed Rig

Highflyer13 wrote: »

Is there a google translate yet for this type of s**te?

#FishyMinge lets get it trending:pac:

Is that not the 'hope your ok hun' FB page? It is a parody and tbf she has made a heap of cash on merchandise and a book.

bjork

Better safe than sorry right. Channel 13 news was just talking about this change in facebooks privacy policy. Better safe than sorry. As of January 3rd, 2015 at 11:43am Easter standard time. I do not give Facebook or any entities associated with Facebook permission to use my pictures, information, or posts, both past and future. By this statement I give notice to Facebook it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute or take any other action against me based on this

kunst nugget

Pawwed Rig wrote: »

Is that not the 'hope your ok hun' FB page? It is a parody and tbf she has made a heap of cash on merchandise and a book.

That really died a death in terms of being funny the longer it went on and the fecking eejits that responded to her status in 'u ok hun?' speak were terrible.

skirtgirl

"The ****ing cheek of some people!!! Have some nerve walking into my house and ya out riding my ex last weekend!!!! Goooout!!!! I dunno who's worse!!!!"

This is definitely a dumb status.