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brandnewaward

FreeFallin94 wrote: »

Well, someone is angry. I certainly wouldn't want to be that "dirty sly prostitute scumbag smelly retarded houre tramp motorbike". Clearly this girl is out to get her :pac::D

die of roaring.....bahahahaha

LynnGrace

honerbright wrote: »

Really couldnt be anymore happier for my sis (name) and (boyfriends name) whos expecting anodr baby in june cant wait to be an anty again and ov coarse (child) who gona be a big sis if its anytn lyk (OP child) an (child) d child gona b spoild rotten xx — feeling excited with (name).

Anodr. That's a new one!

Ov coarse :pac:.

Pawwed Rig

If this boy gets 100 shares he gets his heart tranplant for free!
SHARE THIS!

I despair

Edit - 2.7 million shares so far

Ted_YNWA

Pawwed Rig wrote: »

If this boy gets 100 shares he gets his heart tranplant for free!
SHARE THIS!

I despair

If people fall for this, I fear for humanity

Quazzie

Pawwed Rig wrote: »

I despair

Edit - 2.7 million shares so far

That's a lot of heart transplants he is getting.

Surely he'll die on the table of one of them

Pawwed Rig

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

If people fall for this, I fear for humanity

2.7million people

honerbright

People I know who work at a certain supermarket are all sharing photos from a fake page of said supermarket to win a curved tv/tablet. You'd think working there would give them a bit more common sense, but nope.

Ted_YNWA

the phrase "common sense is not very common"

applies to this thread.

Ted_YNWA

Pawwed Rig wrote: »

2.7million people

2.7m with only 4 brain cells between them then.

Pawwed Rig

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

2.7m with only 4 brain cells between them then.

There must be something that can be done for the sake of the gene pool:pac:

Ted_YNWA

Have people posting their kids photos while they are in the bath on my page feed. Wrong on so many levels, & it would end me up in jail if I was to comment, let alone to share them on FB or on here.

Tetra

"Today, one of the young girls I work with, was SO excited about a Christmas gift her boyfriend got her. A necklace she said...Cool....I said, let me see it.....WELL to my SHOCK/SURPRISE, it was a fetal mouse, preserved in formaldehyde. In a tiny specimen jar, which had a chain attached. The oddest gift I have EVER seen!!!!!"

skirtgirl

"Anyone looking to buy a full bread Pomeranien dog can't spell it lol 13weeks old mail me"

I wonder can you eat it?

fussyonion

"Congratz to me oul flower (insert name) on the bert of your first bb a beautyful bb boi, abslutely extatic for ya"

IamtheWalrus

fussyonion wrote: »

"Congratz to me oul flower (insert name) on the bert of your first bb a beautyful bb boi, abslutely extatic for ya"

If you fight this status repulsive (as I do), then surely this person isn't a 'friend'. If not, why have them connected? Why put yourself through reading this sort of thing?

Grayson

IamtheWalrus wrote: »

If you fight this status repulsive (as I do), then surely this person isn't a 'friend'. If not, why have them connected? Why put yourself through reading this sort of thing?

fight?

It's you isn't it? You're the poster of that status. :P

IamtheWalrus

Grayson wrote: »

fight?

It's you isn't it? You're the poster of that status. :P

Definitely Freudian on my part.

dinorebel

Tetra wrote: »

"Today, one of the young girls I work with, was SO excited about a Christmas gift her boyfriend got her. A necklace she said...Cool....I said, let me see it.....WELL to my SHOCK/SURPRISE, it was a fetal mouse, preserved in formaldehyde. In a tiny specimen jar, which had a chain attached. The oddest gift I have EVER seen!!!!!"

Thought it was going to be a pearl necklace.

EoghanIRL

Guys Christmas is a time of joy but just remember there is no I in happyness.

honerbright

Photo album titled 'stevens day'. :pac:

take everything

FreeFallin94 wrote: »

Well, someone is angry. I certainly wouldn't want to be that "dirty sly prostitute scumbag smelly retarded houre tramp motorbike". Clearly this girl is out to get her :pac::D

Motorbike.
Lol.
God I can't believe people like this exist.

Axel Lamp

Looks like someone got a promotion (or a sex change, but we'll go with promotion):

Manager at being a full time mad bastard.
Past: being a full time barbie♥

While their career seems to be taking off, alas their education has stagnated:

Studied at Thug Life University
Past: Thug Life University

Gerinspain

Under a picture of my Granddaughter Angel opening her Christmas presents someone added the comment...

Your lovely angle


...only 3 words and 2 of them spelled wrong

ronjo

Gerinspain wrote: »

Under a picture of my Granddaughter Angel opening her Christmas presents someone added the comment...

Your lovely angle


...only 3 words and 2 of them spelled wrong

I am a bit afraid to say this but I can only see one word wrong there?

Pawwed Rig

Depends if it is being addressed to the angle or to her parents.

Breffnigolfer

Pawwed Rig wrote: »

Depends if it is being addressed to the angle or to her parents.

You do know the difference between angel and angle?

Pawwed Rig

I was being obtuse

marcbrophy

I think you were being acute (hoor) :pac:

EoghanIRL

You don't need a degree to figure that out :P

yerwanthere123

Women diagnosed with ebola in Glasgow!!Jesus Christ they'd want to start cealing off Ireland for abit,don't want no f*cking foreigners spreading that sh*t around the place. this place is dull enough without all of us afraid our neighbour has ebola.