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MrStuffins

I wish people would refrain from posting about people using "angle" instead of "angel" so that we don't have to go through those f*cking "Oh don't be so obtuse" ..... "something something acute"....... "something something degree" punathons! They're not funny anymore!

Pawwed Rig

MrStuffins wrote: »

They're not funny anymore!

I laugh every time :pac:

deafroadrunner

Pawwed Rig wrote: »

I laugh every time :pac:

he's right though we're just going round in circles every time :pac:

sligojoek

MrStuffins wrote: »

I wish people would refrain from posting about people using "angle" instead of "angel" so that we don't have to go through those f*cking "Oh don't be so obtuse" ..... "something something acute"....... "something something degree" punathons! They're not funny anymore!

I used to feel the same but I've gone full 360 on it now.

Pawwed Rig

It is a Sin of the times Cos otherwise posters would go off on all sorts of Tangents

EoghanIRL

If the poster was on about a 90 degree angle then they have to be right .

brandnewaward

imaging if our teachers at school taught us about angels between intersecting lines?

thesandeman

^
I don't get any of the above.














Maybe it's because I'm a square.

swiftman

MrStuffins wrote: »

I wish people would refrain from posting about people using "angle" instead of "angel" so that we don't have to go through those f*cking "Oh don't be so obtuse" ..... "something something acute"....... "something something degree" punathons! They're not funny anymore!

I agree. When it gets to 180, it's time to draw the line

coolhull

Yeah, when it gets to 360 it seems to just go round and round

Magenta

I hear the Pope is hugely against people going abroad for Christmas, cos it's a sin to get a tan.

moneyman

Magenta wrote: »

I hear the Pope is hugely against people going abroad for Christmas, cos it's a sin to get a tan.

harney

deafroadrunner wrote: »

he's right though we're just going round in circles every time :pac:

A circle jerk in After Hours, who'd have thought it :cool:

forgotten password

coolhull wrote: »

Yeah, when it gets to 360 it seems to just go round and round

i agree theres no point protracting the suffering

Valentina

*unfollows thread*

coolhull

Valentina wrote: »

*unfollows thread*

Come back, Valentina. We've been running round in circles and going off on tangents lately, but we're back on a straight line now.

FreeFallin94

And just when I thought she couldn't possibly post anything more insane, she decides to put this as her status:

"GUYS if anyone of u have every kissed four played rode or was meeting or going out wiv [some girl's name] can u PLz write ur name below thanks".

No idea why she needs this info!

coolhull

FreeFallin94 wrote: »

And just when I thought she couldn't possibly post anything more insane, she decides to put this as her status:

"GUYS if anyone of u have every kissed four played rode or was meeting or going out wiv [some girl's name] can u PLz write ur name below thanks".

No idea why she needs this info!

Well she's certainly covering all bases here.
''four played'' :D

NormalBob Ubiquitypants

It's no secret that this year I've put on a lot of the weight I lost. At first, I was super hard on my self. I felt like I was going to lose my husband if I kept getting bigger, like I was letting myself, and all my hard work, go, and more importantly that I was somehow less of a person (I started taking up less 'space' speaking less, and I generally lost my confidence and spark). Now, I don't want to go back to the 'skinner' version of me-- that girl was too concerned with herself, with her image, with every morsel of food feeling like a betrayal as it crossed my lips. I do miss being fit, being active, having the legs of an Amazon. For this New Year, I will not be promising a 'new me' instead- I will be making a commitment to myself to become more active in a healthier way. To keep myself in check and not go back to the 4 hours of working out and 500 calories a day. I'm limiting myself to pre-work morning lap swims at the OU pool with my little bro 3 times a week and a zumba/boot camp class 2 days a week. Wish me luck-- I know I can be lighter, just send me some good vibes so I can be healthier at the same time.

Followed by all the comments telling her how OMG amazing she is.

shruikan2553

FreeFallin94 wrote: »

And just when I thought she couldn't possibly post anything more insane, she decides to put this as her status:

"GUYS if anyone of u have every kissed four played rode or was meeting or going out wiv [some girl's name] can u PLz write ur name below thanks".

No idea why she needs this info!

Someone had an interesting result from the STI check.

PizzamanIRL

"Anyone got a spare course of antibiotics?"

Wow.

eternal

Legs of an Amazon? Hahaha
500 calories? They'd end up on a drip weighing about 6 stone ffs.

Sittingpretty

NormalBob Ubiquitypants wrote: »

It's no secret that this year I've put on a lot of the weight I lost. At first, I was super hard on my self. I felt like I was going to lose my husband if I kept getting bigger, like I was letting myself, and all my hard work, go, and more importantly that I was somehow less of a person (I started taking up less 'space' speaking less, and I generally lost my confidence and spark). Now, I don't want to go back to the 'skinner' version of me-- that girl was too concerned with herself, with her image, with every morsel of food feeling like a betrayal as it crossed my lips. I do miss being fit, being active, having the legs of an Amazon. For this New Year, I will not be promising a 'new me' instead- I will be making a commitment to myself to become more active in a healthier way. To keep myself in check and not go back to the 4 hours of working out and 500 calories a day. I'm limiting myself to pre-work morning lap swims at the OU pool with my little bro 3 times a week and a zumba/boot camp class 2 days a week. Wish me luck-- I know I can be lighter, just send me some good vibes so I can be healthier at the same time.

Followed by all the comments telling her how OMG amazing she is.

How utterly self absorbed.

Saw a friend of a friend status today with her fiancé tagged.....

"you complete me"

VOM!

dirkmeister

To say I'm proud would be an understatement!The effort and performance tonight from the children in the school play was world class!I've always loved being a teacherbut it's these nights I'll always remember!Well done everyone-feeling blessed..



This idiot is always putting up inspirational picture/quotes, passive aggressive comments along the lines of "grrrr...some people"...and of course, duck face selfies

rawn

"I do moan about him a lot of the time but I wud b lost with out him really keeps me smiling wen I want cry n rob me a chair that works so I cud ly down n sleep later xox *boyfriend* wish u cud of stayed wit me n *baby* tonigh xox — feeling emotional at Temple Street Children's University Hospital."

I...what?

coolhull

rawn wrote: »

"I do moan about him a lot of the time but I wud b lost with out him really keeps me smiling wen I want cry n rob me a chair that works so I cud ly down n sleep later xox *boyfriend* wish u cud of stayed wit me n *baby* tonigh xox — feeling emotional at Temple Street Children's University Hospital."

I...what?

If her baby is in Temple St Hospital and she's sitting on ''a chair that works'' (what?) then what the fcuk is she doing posting on Facebook? :mad::mad:

December2012

coolhull wrote: »

If her baby is in Temple St Hospital and she's sitting on ''a chair that works'' (what?) then what the fcuk is she doing posting on Facebook? :mad::mad:

If her baby is in Temple Street I'd actually give her a pass on doing normally stupid things. I've seen posts like this and yes usually they are attention seeking, but normally because the person is worried.

cruais

"I don't understand y everyone is givin out over the famine comedy on c4. I mean, come on people, its not as if any of us were around for it. And those who signed a petition to stop it... fúck sake... pc much? "

Face Palm....

cruais

Oh God it gets worse.

People are replying to her stupid famine status and her update is

"Eh, it was 160 years ago. .. you nor i know what it was like so why go mad about it when we werent alive!?"

I am tempted to write a reply to say im taking it, her college degree wasn't in history then.

kunst nugget

The actress and comedienne Carol Burnett famously said comedy is tragedy plus time. I'd have no issue with a comedy about the Irish famine if it was handled well.