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The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

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    #1412
    Kwiecien
    Closed Accounts Posts: 83 ✭✭Kwiecien


    There's a few people out there naming kids after American places "Dakota" Makenzie" "Brooklyn"etc. I wonder are there any kids in the US called "Stradbally" or "Termonfeckin" or "Malahide" ?


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    #1413
    Toots
    Administrators, Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,905 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Toots


    There's a little boy in my niece's class in school named Skylar-Beau.


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    #1414
    jca
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,585 ✭✭✭jca


    Bowie The Boss Dee wrote: »
    Mup outta dat, your on here givin it the big spuds but you soon pussied out when I collared you in town a few days ago ya big innocent fool ya!

    If anyone else has beef with my name il fight any of you dirty eejits outside mallocas chipper any time, it will be over in a second, three hits - me hitting you, you hitting the floor and the ambulance hitting 90! You'l have a face like a burst matress. Real Talk!

    I'm bowie the boss Dee make no mistake.

    Peace out ya bagels!!

    Why would two people thank a post like this???


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    #1415
    Bowie The Boss Dee
    Registered Users Posts: 10 ✭Bowie The Boss Dee


    jca wrote: »
    Why would two people thank a post like this???

    Because their not a pack of dirty squeaky innocent fools!!!


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    #1416
    seventeen sheep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 776 ✭✭✭seventeen sheep


    ratmouse wrote: »
    Another dislike of mine is female versions of male names, for e.g. Nigella, Thomasina, Patrice

    I knew a Paulette once ... yuck.

    I hate names like those ... Georgina, Josephine, Geraldine, etc ... basically telling the world that you wish your little girl had been a little boy!


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    #1417
    chughes
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭chughes


    Kwiecien wrote: »
    There's a few people out there naming kids after American places "Dakota" Makenzie" "Brooklyn"etc. I wonder are there any kids in the US called "Stradbally" or "Termonfeckin" or "Malahide" ?
    As I understand it, Brooklyn Beckham was so called as he was conceived in Brooklyn in New York. I wonder what the kid would have been called if the deed was done in Muff Co. Donegal or Hackballs Cross Co Louth or even Bastardstown Co Wexford.


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    #1418
    Molester Stallone II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭Molester Stallone II


    chughes wrote: »
    As I understand it, Brooklyn Beckham was so called as he was conceived in Brooklyn in New York. I wonder what the kid would have been called if the deed was done in Muff Co. Donegal or Hackballs Cross Co Louth or even Bastardstown Co Wexford.

    Or if the parents were in Donegal and the deed was done in the village of Muff..... Poor girl


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    #1419
    Woshy
    Registered Users Posts: 1,429 ✭✭✭Woshy


    Molester Stallone II wrote: »
    Or if the parents were in Donegal and the deed was done in the village of Muff..... Poor girl

    Did you even read the post? It says Muff as the first one on the list!


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    #1420
    Senecio
    Closed Accounts Posts: 971 ✭✭✭Senecio


    Friends named their kid Peter. Not so bad you might think, however their surname is Peters.


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    #1421
    Molester Stallone II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭Molester Stallone II


    Woshy wrote: »
    Did you even read the post? It says Muff as the first one on the list!

    So it does, in my defense I've been sick for 2 weeks and still can't focus, apologies :)


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    #1422
    Woshy
    Registered Users Posts: 1,429 ✭✭✭Woshy


    Molester Stallone II wrote: »
    So it does, in my defense I've been sick for 2 weeks and still can't focus, apologies :)

    I thought maybe you had over indulged over Christmas :)


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    #1423
    blingrhino
    Registered Users Posts: 1,126 ✭✭✭blingrhino


    Young fella plays in our under 8 team - lucien :eek:


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    #1424
    Molester Stallone II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭Molester Stallone II


    Woshy wrote: »
    I thought maybe your as over indulged over Christmas :)

    I wish, 1 glass of wine, 1 glass of baileys... Neither was finished :(


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    #1425
    ch750536
    Registered Users Posts: 3,736 ✭✭✭ch750536


    Neville Neville


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    #1426
    DoomZ
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 166 ✭✭DoomZ


    Brian 0'Brian.....no joke.


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    #1427
    skittles8710
    Registered Users Posts: 653 ✭✭✭skittles8710


    Fertility


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    #1428
    Billy86
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    Pocha-jah-hantus


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    #1429
    martinf30
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    Aoifey! wrote: »
    My uncle is called JJ. He just had a little boy and named him AJ.

    If he has a second, will he call him BJ?


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    #1430
    nc6000
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    Clovis


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    #1431
    StormWarrior
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    Gaggandeep.


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    #1432
    MJ23
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    I know a lad called Dermot McDermot.
    Zumo in Fair City, his real name is Patrick Fitzpatrick.
    What do the parents be thinking?


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    #1433
    DoomZ
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 166 ✭✭DoomZ


    Tyrooooooooooonnne....com're I waan ya


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    #1434
    Trebor176
    Registered Users Posts: 3,409 ✭✭✭Trebor176


    Tarquin
    Ashton
    Rocco*
    Jay* (both Bertie's grandkids)

    Trampas (I was told of this. Named after a film character or something)


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    #1435
    Trebor176
    Registered Users Posts: 3,409 ✭✭✭Trebor176


    Tarquin
    Ashton
    Rocco*
    Jay* (both Bertie's grandkids)

    Trampas (I was told of this. Named after a film character or something)


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    #1436
    MRnotlob606
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,642 ✭✭✭MRnotlob606


    Ezra


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    #1437
    awec
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    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    It's actually spelt Sadhbh. And I think it's a beautiful name.

    How do you pronounce Sadhbh? :confused:


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    #1438
    sparkle_23
    Registered Users Posts: 654 ✭✭✭sparkle_23


    MJ23 wrote: »
    I know a lad called Dermot McDermot.
    ?

    I know one too!


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    #1439
    Tilly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,987 ✭✭✭Tilly


    awec wrote: »
    How do you pronounce Sadhbh? :confused:

    Sive


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    #1440
    seventeen sheep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 776 ✭✭✭seventeen sheep


    awec wrote: »
    How do you pronounce Sadhbh? :confused:

    Sive (and that's sive to rhyme with five, rather than rhyming with give.)


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    #1441
    syklops
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    cantdecide wrote: »
    ...because I think I can beat them all. I swear I considered strangling the poor little bugger to death for his own good. Sit down. Calmly take a deep breath and prepare yourself...

    Isis.

    This would be a strange name now because ISIS is now a well known terrorist organisation, but what was the problem with it in 2011? :confused:


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