The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

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Bort

elperello

Trebor176 wrote: »

Tarquin
Ashton
Rocco*
Jay* (both Bertie's grandkids)

Trampas (I was told of this. Named after a film character or something)

Trampas was a character in the Virginian played by Doug McClure .

Dante

Saoirse really grinds my gears...and not in the good kind of way.

Witchie

MJ23 wrote: »

I know a lad called Dermot McDermot.

sparkle_23 wrote: »

I know one too!

Me too!

Also know an Ardle McArdle. Terrible thing to do to your child.

LoganRice

Jayden
Riley
Shanese
Kanel (sp?) (Kay-nell)
House

And they are all names I've come across haha :L

Actually the name I'm posting as, add that to the list :L

BorneTobyWilde

Arwi

Can't believe the Deryette's name him Arwi.

jca

Bowie The Boss Dee wrote: »

Because their not a pack of dirty squeaky innocent fools!!!

Who did you "collar in town" as you put it?

SMJSF

Mercedes, India, Jasper, Beatrix, romeo, tiaya.
awful in my opinion.

conorh91

Izzie kind of pisses me off. Mostly because I once had to work with a monumental bitch with that name. She had rank breath and a pair of jowls like soggy spuds. She came from the back arse of Sunderland or some similar hell hole. Horrible person.

Also, is the name Sneachta an urban legend?

Anyone every met a Sneachta in the stately aisles of Mortons or Donnybrook Fair?

awec

Tilly wrote: »

Sive

seventeen sheep wrote: »

Sive (and that's sive to rhyme with five, rather than rhyming with give.)

Sounds terrible tbh.

Molester Stallone II

I do like kids being called Shaniqua, Shakira, Beyonce, Destiny etc, makes for a more interesting rolla in primary school

Vag

Jamie Oliver's brood must take first prize:

Daisy Boo Pamela Oliver, Poppy Honey Rosie Oliver, Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver, Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver.

handlemaster

Jesus

braddun

trotsky

seventeen sheep

Vag wrote: »

Jamie Oliver's brood must take first prize:

Daisy Boo Pamela Oliver, Poppy Honey Rosie Oliver, Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver, Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver.

I just tried to say those names out loud, with a straight face.

I failed. Miserably.

Poor little fecks!

Fiolina

There's a little girl on my road called Diamonte :O

CarrickMcJoe

Late 80's working in a housing estate when all you can hear is this mother shouting, Kylie, Jason, your dinners ready"!!!
Poor kids.

quickbeam

Vag wrote: »

Jamie Oliver's brood must take first prize:

Daisy Boo Pamela Oliver, Poppy Honey Rosie Oliver, Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver, Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver.

Alex James, Blur's bassist called his kids: Geronimo, Artemis, Galileo, Sable and Beatrix. First three are boys' names, last two are girls'.

con___manx1

I no a d4 head that called her son Benson. Wtf maybe the next kid will be called hedges

miezekatze

I know someone who called their kids Keanu and Faerie.

BuilderPlumber

CarrickMcJoe wrote: »

Late 80's working in a housing estate when all you can hear is this mother shouting, Kylie, Jason, your dinners ready"!!!
Poor kids.

Yep. Mention a kid's name and the year they were born and look up famous sports stars, popstars, actors or TV/film characters, and they are bound to have the same names.

Common names for 2014 like to include Brian, Nidge/Nigel, Francis, Kim, Ed, Justin, etc.

tightropetom

Verdegris

I kid you not. Shocking.

cactusgal

I'm currently in the US visiting relations.

Heard a new one today - Braelin. Wtf??? That's not a name, it's a sound.

GalwayGirl26

Have a lot of family in England, in the last few years we've welcomed Finley, Ernest and Archie (Archibald) into the world...Not my taste.
As a teacher though, it's almost a good thing for some different names to come around; having 20 boys called "Killian" or "Cian", or girls called "Sophie" gets old fairly quickly!!

ratmouse

GalwayGirl26 wrote: »

Have a lot of family in England, in the last few years we've welcomed Finley, Ernest and Archie (Archibald) into the world...Not my taste.
As a teacher though, it's almost a good thing for some different names to come around; having 20 boys called "Killian" or "Cian", or girls called "Sophie" gets old fairly quickly!!

You're right actually. Jack,Sam and Ben must be plentiful in all schools. Wait for the onslaught of Mollies, Daisys, Ellas,etc to arrive.

DoomZ

One wonders how many will be shortly called Nidge or Fran in the rougher areas

tayto lover

Marietta takes the feckin biscuit.

Xterminator

i was in tesco a while ago and a tracksuited mummy shouted "get over here Chan-****ing-telle"

Chan-****ing-telle - beat that!

Gloomtastic!

Vag wrote: »

Jamie Oliver's brood must take first prize:

Daisy Boo Pamela Oliver, Poppy Honey Rosie Oliver, Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver, Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver.

The bloke's loaded, and justifiably so. He can call his kids what he likes....

passremarkable

CarrickMcJoe wrote: »

Late 80's working in a housing estate when all you can hear is this mother shouting, Kylie, Jason, your dinners ready"!!!
Poor kids.

They should be so lucky