Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

iDave · 15-12-2014 11:51AM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

This term trivially annoys me. Did you find it in "Grinds my Gears" (the sequel to "Boils my P.iss")? :P

Perhaps its the 'Americanisms that do your head in' thread you should be posting in :P

OldNotWIse · 15-12-2014 11:52AM

iDave wrote: »

Perhaps its the 'Americanisms that do your head in' thread you should be posting in :P

No, I decide what my TA's are, not you

eisenberg1 · 15-12-2014 11:55AM

TTTAY 27 ?

People that are too happy in the mornings...especially Monday mornings, with their laughing.

I am not a morning person.

One eyed Jack · 15-12-2014 12:02PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

TTTAY 27 ?

People that are too happy in the mornings...especially Monday mornings, with their laughing.

I am not a morning person.

And so it begins!

Up to my proverbials all weekend, barely had a chance to catch up on the thread, missed all the good jokes... annoying

Monday mornings, same as every morning at this stage -

"What we going to do today Brain?"

"Same thing we do every day Pinky - try to take over the world..."

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 15-12-2014 12:32PM

iDave wrote: »

Men with rucksacks on their backs and women with handbags hanging on their shoulders on cramped public transport. They have no idea it increases their width and makes it harder to squeeze past you getting off. No that most of them care it seems.

You're right, I personally don't care. My handbag is on my shoulder and that's where it stays. It's not like it takes up a lot of extra room but I would be curious to hear where you think people should put their handbags

Aglomerado · 15-12-2014 12:36PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Where do you suggest they leave them? A lot of people don't want to leave a bag on the floor in case any sc.umbags decide to help themselves to the content. Not to mention the pox filled slime that coats the floor of most peasant wagons

Ha, "peasant wagons"!

Annoying me today is a conversation I had at the weekend about charity shops and the fact that I buy books in them and redonate them when I have read them.

"I don't support AIDS charities" said my friend. We live in a small regional town. The local charity shops are the usual, SVP, NCBI ones, no AIDS ones as far as I know.

I looked at him with surprise we weren't talking about AIDS. He went on to say most AIDS sufferers are that way because of their own promiscuity...
This is someone who calls himself a "good Catholic". A little compassion would go a long way. Talk about derailing the conversation.

iDave · 15-12-2014 12:37PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

You're right, I personally don't care. My handbag is on my shoulder and that's where it stays. It's not like it takes up a lot of extra room but I would be curious to hear where you think people should put their handbags

It takes up a lot of room if the train/bus is packed and its an extra obstacle to navigate. On the ground at your feet or hold it in from of you. Very easy to do, do it myself with the bag I carry my lunchbox in. And yes you should care its common courtesy, sadly not very common it seems.

Vel · 15-12-2014 12:41PM

Saw an example of lovely parenting earlier.

A lady is doing some clothes shopping with a boy of approx 3 acoompanying her in a buggy. He is obviously bored and keeps asking her can he get out of the pram. This doesn't appear to suit her so instead she hands him her Iphone to play a game on and declares 'Shut up and play that and if you drop the phone I'm bringing you straight to the bleedin Garda station, righ'

One eyed Jack · 15-12-2014 12:43PM

Aglomerado wrote: »

Ha, "peasant wagons"!

Annoying me today is a conversation I had at the weekend about charity shops and the fact that I buy books in them and redonate them when I have read them.

"I don't support AIDS charities" said my friend. We live in a small regional town. The local charity shops are the usual, SVP, NCBI ones, no AIDS ones as far as I know.

I looked at him with surprise we weren't talking about AIDS. He went on to say most AIDS sufferers are that way because of their own promiscuity...
This is someone who calls himself a "good Catholic". A little compassion would go a long way. Talk about derailing the conversation.

My first thought was "there's a fella needs a good kick up the hole", but then I find attention seekers like him are best starved of the attention they crave.

eisenberg1 · 15-12-2014 12:43PM

iDave wrote: »

It takes up a lot of room if the train/bus is packed and its an extra obstacle to navigate. On the ground at your feet or hold it in from of you. Very easy to do, do it myself with the bag I carry my lunchbox in. And yes you should care its common courtesy, sadly not very common it seems.

You want someone to place (in some cases a very expensive bag) their bag on the floor of a LUAS, where people walk with all sorts of crap on the soles of their shoes, where it could very well be stolen? A bag in front of you takes up the same place as bag behind you, no?

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 15-12-2014 12:43PM

iDave wrote: »

It takes up a lot of room if the train/bus is packed and its an extra obstacle to navigate. On the ground at your feet or hold it in from of you. Very easy to do, do it myself with the bag I carry my lunchbox in. And yes you should care its common courtesy, sadly not very common it seems.

There would be no way in hell I'd leave my personal belongings on the floor of a shame train (luas red line). My phones in it, my iPad is in it, and my makeup/makeup brushes are in it, as well as my wallet. I'd first of all be paranoid my bag would trip someone up, second of all, ew, third of all, if someone accidentally stood on my bag, and fourth of all - if it's so packed that a handbag on someone's shoulder is making it difficult to navigate, then maybe that carriage is already overcrowded and can't hold any more people.

OldNotWIse · 15-12-2014 12:44PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

TTTAY 27 ?

People that are too happy in the mornings...especially Monday mornings, with their laughing.

I am not a morning person.

Did you have a good weekend? Do anything nice? All set for the Christmas? Get up to much at the weekend? Very cold out there today.

jimgoose · 15-12-2014 12:46PM

iDave wrote: »

It takes up a lot of room if the train/bus is packed and its an extra obstacle to navigate. On the ground at your feet or hold it in from of you. Very easy to do, do it myself with the bag I carry my lunchbox in. And yes you should care its common courtesy, sadly not very common it seems.

Common courtesy me hole. If I ever find my self on that Luas thing or similar with a load of oiks one of 'em will get a flake of my hideously expensive laptop case.

rainbow kirby · 15-12-2014 12:46PM

The handbag I take to work is a satchel with a relatively long shoulder strap, and I generally just swing it around to the front on public transport if I'm standing. Even in spite of that, I've been told by a snotty middle aged oul bag on the tube before that my shoulders take up too much room for someone my size...

jimgoose · 15-12-2014 12:47PM

rainbow kirby wrote: »

The handbag I take to work is a satchel with a relatively long shoulder strap, and I generally just swing it around to the front on public transport if I'm standing. Even in spite of that, I've been told by a snotty middle aged oul bag on the tube before that my shoulders take up too much room for someone my size...

Tell her she takes up a share of room herself, for what is essentially an air-fouling device. :pac:

OldNotWIse · 15-12-2014 12:48PM

iDave wrote: »

It takes up a lot of room if the train/bus is packed and its an extra obstacle to navigate. On the ground at your feet or hold it in from of you. Very easy to do, do it myself with the bag I carry my lunchbox in. And yes you should care its common courtesy, sadly not very common it seems.

Ewwww you eat food off the floor!

Aglomerado · 15-12-2014 12:49PM

One eyed Jack wrote: »

My first thought was "there's a fella needs a good kick up the hole", but then I find attention seekers like him are best starved of the attention they crave.

He went on to say that it was wrong to blame the Catholic Church for not helping to stem the AIDS epidemic in Africa- the Church's line: "Artificial contraception does not help to prevent AIDS" .

I said "You are assuming that everyone in Africa is a practicing Catholic", and promptly changed the subject, back to books.

OldNotWIse · 15-12-2014 12:51PM

I'm still waiting for confirmation of my good news.

eisenberg1 · 15-12-2014 12:51PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Did you have a good weekend? Do anything nice? All set for the Christmas? Get up to much at the weekend? Very cold out there today.

Had a row with Mrs E, we are married for a lot of years, but I think she just stays out of spite!. I bought some fish and a big bag of dog food, and cleaned dog sh1t off the patio, and one of the dogs While eye balling me) took another crap.....as if to say "here, you can pick that up while you have the shovel handy":mad:

You?

Aglomerado · 15-12-2014 12:53PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Did you have a good weekend? Do anything nice? All set for the Christmas? Get up to much at the weekend? Very cold out there today.

Usually heard in the office toilets, when you're trying to poo in peace. :mad:

eisenberg1 · 15-12-2014 12:55PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

I'm still waiting for confirmation of my good news.

Em, you are not, you know....;)

Any cravings?:D

One eyed Jack · 15-12-2014 12:56PM

jimgoose wrote: »

Common courtesy me hole. If I ever find my self on that Luas thing or similar with a load of oiks one of 'em will get a flake of my hideously expensive laptop case.

Too bloody right! It's not paranoia either Dave; I was waiting on a peasant wagon at George's Quay at 6am one morning when I was relieved of my phone by an early morning thief.

I clobbered one of his friends with my rucksack, the one containing my laptop, didn't care if I'd smashed it as long as it did him more damage. Turns out a quality rucksack is worth the investment, still no way in hell I'd be leaving it on the floor on public transport though! :pac:

15-12-2014 12:57PM

rainbow kirby wrote: »

The handbag I take to work is a satchel with a relatively long shoulder strap, and I generally just swing it around to the front on public transport if I'm standing. Even in spite of that, I've been told by a snotty middle aged oul bag on the tube before that my shoulders take up too much room for someone my size...

"so does your mouth"

jimgoose · 15-12-2014 12:58PM

bluewolf wrote: »

"so does your mouth"

Oh yeah? Well... well... your SISTER!! Something-or-other!! :pac:

Aglomerado · 15-12-2014 12:59PM

jimgoose wrote: »

Oh yeah? Well... well... your SISTER!! Something-or-other!! :pac:

"Yore maaaaaaaaaa"!

OldNotWIse · 15-12-2014 01:02PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Had a row with Mrs E, we are married for a lot of years, but I think she just stays out of spite!. I bought some fish and a big bag of dog food, and cleaned dog sh1t off the patio, and one of the dogs While eye balling me) took another crap.....as if to say "here, you can pick that up while you have the shovel handy":mad:

You?

Spent most of it learning Irish - God Damn the official languages act. We'll have to empty our bowels as gaeilge next. Also cleaned up the cr.ap of twelve cr.apping cats. I had PMT aswell so pretty much spent all of yesterday crying. Decided, after a lot of soul searching, to dump the OH because she wouldn't come for a walk with me in the forest while the wind and rain beat the country to a pulp. I robbed a bottle of chardonnay from my Dad's wine collection and was p.issed on that by 6pm. Then I went through my OH's phone and sent an abusive message to her ex. Then I cleaned some more cr.ap. I cried over that cr.ap. I sat in front of the Christmas tree and cried because my OH didn't go for a walk with me. Then I cried when Ben won the XFactor even though I only started watching it last night. I cried because I drank too much coke and had a sugar rush and couldn't sleep. This morning I was still angry with my OH for not walking with me, and was p.issed that I hadn't been abducted and buried in the bog to show her what happens when you don't go! I cried a little bit when I saw that there was more cr.ap to clean this morning.

Sometimes it's hard to be a woman....

eisenberg1 · 15-12-2014 01:05PM

rainbow kirby wrote: »

The handbag I take to work is a satchel with a relatively long shoulder strap, and I generally just swing it around to the front on public transport if I'm standing. Even in spite of that, I've been told by a snotty middle aged oul bag on the tube before that my shoulders take up too much room for someone my size...

"Strange, that's what your husband always says"

jimgoose · 15-12-2014 01:06PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

...Sometimes it's hard to be a woman....

Damn straight. That lot sounds absolutely exhausting! :pac:

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 15-12-2014 01:12PM

I'm going to finish my Christmas shopping today, as today is pretty much my last day off. Under too much pressure. Big event on Saturday that's making me so nervous I get a red rash

Vel · 15-12-2014 01:24PM

You know things must be really bad when you hanker for the weather talk that has been replaced by Christmas talk. SHUT THE **** UP. Someone in work has just given me the full run down on what they will be eating on Christmas Day. 'No wonder you are so fat' I say to myself. 'That sounds delicious' I say to her. For anyone who cares, she'll be tucking into her homemade pigs in blankets in the period between breakfast and lunch, along with a 'cheeky cocktail'. I can also provide said pigs in blanket recipe and in case you care, her favourite 'cheeky cocktail' is a cosmo because she likes Sex in the City. KILL ME NOW

Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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