Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

Pumpkinseeds

Fcuking neighbours and their fcuking DIY. Bastard down the street is retired and 9.30 on a Saturday morning he's fcuking hammering away. It's been 3 fcuking weeks of hammering. 4 hours of it last Saturday. Urge to kill rising. Just want to scream at him that no matter how much money he spends on the place he's not getting more than 80 grand for it, not even if he lines the place in gold.Not that he's planning on selling it, unfortunately. Absolute fcuking twat.

Rubberlegs

I went face first into the shelf in the boot of the car, because it was dark, and I forgot it was there. My glasses dug right into my nose. I was going to a funeral, and forgot all about it. Got up the next day in a tear, legged it to school, went for coffee, shops. Didn't even look in the mirror. Someone asked me then, what did you do to your nose. The bridge of my nose is cut, and black and blue:'(. I had to go into town in the afternoon, wore the prescription sunglasses driving. Went up the town without my normal ones, so no way of hiding my disfigurement, unless I want to keep the sunglasses on in the shops. My mother tells me I look like I have been in a fight, and can we please find some concealer samples, and cover it up. Meanwhile I'm half blind without my glasses:(.

eisenberg1

I just heard on the news, Mel B wont be on the X Factor final tonight
because she is in hospital..........

What am I going to do now? The whole show is ruined.

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NOT A TA BUT!!! I complained enough about it on thread so!! My ring finally arrived!! He picked it up yesterday.
http://tinypic.com/r/2dkkfi9/8

One less thing to be annoyed about.

TA of today, I really want eggs. I hate eggs. But eggs would be nice this morning. I was frozen half to death

LynnGrace

eisenberg1 wrote: »

I just heard on the news, Mel B wont be on the X Factor final tonight
because she is in hospital..........

What am I going to do now? The whole show is ruined.

There, there... We can get through this, I promise .

eisenberg1

LynnGrace wrote: »

There, there... We can get through this, I promise .

The annoying thing is, she used to be a little cracker, but looking very rough these days.............I will now have her accent in my head for the day:D

"Aahm not too well, quick spell in t ospital will ave me rahht as rain in nah tam"

AulBiddy

Tis the season of germs and disgusting habits, people wiping their nose on their sleeve, coughing without covering their mouth, sneezing everywhere. And when you offer these people a tissue? "No thanks, I'm grand!"

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eisenberg1 wrote: »

I just heard on the news, Mel B wont be on the X Factor final tonight
because she is in hospital..........

What am I going to do now? The whole show is ruined.

Now I'm annoyed that that would annoy anybody.

eisenberg1

Jaxen Curved Shaver wrote: »

Now I'm annoyed that that would annoy anybody.

Jaxen Curved Shaver, I thought you knew me by now, I was taking the p1ss. Quiet frankly, I hope she is not very sick, and I suspect it may be a ploy to attract more viewers, but other than that, I could not give a crap where she is.

LynnGrace

AulBiddy wrote: »

Tis the season of germs and disgusting habits, people wiping their nose on their sleeve, coughing without covering their mouth, sneezing everywhere. And when you offer these people a tissue? "No thanks, I'm grand!"

I've sometimes considered offering someone a tissue, especially if they are sniffing and snorting, but I'm not brave enough!

ratmouse

LynnGrace wrote: »

I've sometimes considered offering someone a tissue, especially if they are sniffing and snorting, but I'm not brave enough!

They would probably touch your hand as they take it off you and spread a few more germs!

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eisenberg1 wrote: »

Srameen, I thought you knew me by now, I was taking the p1ss. Quiet frankly, I hope she is not very sick, and I suspect it may be a ploy to attract more viewers, but other than that, I could not give a crap where she is.

I must admit that you had me worried there for a while. I was about to lose all faith in humanity when I thought eisenberg1 would even watch that rubbish, let alone care about it.
Sanity is restored.

Colser

Jaxen Curved Shaver wrote: »

I must admit that you have me worried there for a while. I was about not lose all faith in humanity when I thought eisenberg1 would even watch that rubbish, let alone care about it.
Sanity is restored.

I could be wrong Jaxen Curved Shaver but I would bet that he does watch it:D continue being annoyed until we get clarification on the matter...and dont tell us lies eisenberg1...:)

LynnGrace

ratmouse wrote: »

They would probably touch your hand as they take it off you and spread a few more germs!

I'd be afraid they would attack me (verbally), for offering them a tissue. It's usually on a train/ bus I've considered doing it.

eisenberg1

Colser wrote: »

I could be wrong Srameen but I would bet that he does watch it:D continue being annoyed until we get clarification on the matter...and dont tell us lies eisenberg1...:)

Well, em, it's Mrs E's fault, she insists on watching it......I usually read something while it's on. I am halfway thru War & Peace at the minute:D

eisenberg1

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Well, em, it's Mrs E's fault, she insists on watching it......I usually read something while it's on. I am halfway thru War & Peace at the minute:D

ah yeah, throw the wife under the bus..:cool:

LynnGrace

eisenberg1 wrote: »

I usually read something while it's on. I am halfway thru War & Peace at the minute

Same here

What a coincidence

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Ignorant c-words.

After battling my way from civilisation down to abbey street, I got onto the luas. It was really full and there was no more room for anyone else to get on at other stops. But when we arrived to the next stop this didn't deter some vulgar looking beast shoving her way on with a small boy, and two life size snowmen balloons. She starts pushing me out of her way and I'm like I'm sorry I don't know where you expect me to go. She starts giving me guff about if I'd move my handbag. My handbags on my shoulder and its staying there you horrific looking bag of shi.te.
Obviously I didn't say that to her, but I didn't move my bag to let her push past, and planted my feet right down the way i wouldn't get jostled over. She was pushing so hard one of the balloon strings got caught in my bag and she Yanked it and it was her string that gave way not my bag.

Now I'm not confrontational at all in person, not unless my temper is seriously up, I'd rarely say anything but tonight I couldn't help myself. The child was roaring obviously terrified as he was completely squished in. She started pointing at me shouting I broke the child's balloons and I told her wow you're a shining example of a parent and furthermore its not my problem if she's taking oversized balloons on overcrowded public transport. She stared me out of it, and I did my mad "I mean business" lip pursed thing and stared her back. Then she just tried get the young lad to stop crying.

Youd wonder about some people, honest to jesus. Half them are tapped God love them

Menas

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Ignorant c-words.

After battling my way from civilisation down to abbey street, I got onto the luas. It was really full and there was no more room for anyone else to get on at other stops. But when we arrived to the next stop this didn't deter some vulgar looking beast shoving her way on with a small boy, and two life size snowmen balloons. She starts pushing me out of her way and I'm like I'm sorry I don't know where you expect me to go. She starts giving me guff about if I'd move my handbag. My handbags on my shoulder and its staying there you horrific looking bag of shi.te.
Obviously I didn't say that to her, but I didn't move my bag to let her push past, and planted my feet right down the way i wouldn't get jostled over. She was pushing so hard one of the balloon strings got caught in my bag and she Yanked it and it was her string that gave way not my bag.

Now I'm not confrontational at all in person, not unless my temper is seriously up, I'd rarely say anything but tonight I couldn't help myself. The child was roaring obviously terrified as he was completely squished in. She started pointing at me shouting I broke the child's balloons and I told her wow you're a shining example of a parent and furthermore its not my problem if she's taking oversized balloons on overcrowded public transport. She stared me out of it, and I did my mad "I mean business" lip pursed thing and stared her back. Then she just tried get the young lad to stop crying.

Youd wonder about some people, honest to jesus. Half them are tapped God love them

Thats hardly trivial in fairness.

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LexieOnRale wrote: »

Ignorant c-words.

Lord Lexie, I thought this going to be about annoying crosswords, as I often get TA about some clues used in the crosaire crossword.

But your TA was much better, if not so trivial in my opinion.

DEFTLEFTHAND

"You horrific looking bag of shi1te."

That's a great line.

Aidric

Pillow marks

eisenberg1

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Ignorant c-words.

After battling my way from civilisation down to abbey street,
Youd wonder about some people, honest to jesus. Half them are tapped God love them

Thats downtown LA for ya, AKA Lower Abbey Street:D

eisenberg1

Aidric wrote: »

Pillow marks

Or teeth marks on the pillow..........:eek:

Boom_Bap

I was in the shopping centre yesterday, as I was coming from the underground car park, I seen a young boy just hanging around by himself.
So I started to keep my eye on him as he had the look of being lost, but also the look of adventure about him. I didn't approach him because I didn't want to be a creep, so I started looking for anyone looking for a child while making sure he didn't do a legger into a strangers car.

Then I hear a bellow of 'PADGIIIEEEE' (at least that's what I thought it was) and a person I believe was female walking around. The kid looked up when the name? was roared so I assumed the it was a mother? looking for the kid. So I said to the person that there is a child over there, she let another roar at the kid and he went running to it.

Not even a thanks, nod or iota of appreciation. I'd say it was kind of a little sad inside that she found the child.

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eisenberg1 wrote: »

Or teeth marks on the pillow..........:eek:

E, dude. Use more lube.

eisenberg1

LexieOnRale wrote: »

E, dude. Use more lube.

not my teeth marks...........:D

rosedream

Constant pressure that just because I'm in college, I should be out drinking every weekend or student night, even though it's obvious I don't fit in to the drinking culture (although I don't mind the odd night out now and again). I just want to be able to do what I want without being made to feel like a loser for not going out.

eisenberg1

LynnGrace wrote: »

Same here

What a coincidence

Are you serious? I was kidding, the sight of such a tome is really a bit daunting for me.....maybe someday. I have been trying to get my head right to try Ulysses (again) so I will try that first:D

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I'm disgusted with myself. It's only 8pm on a sat night and I'm looking forward to a night on the couch in pjs and his hoodie. Who have I become? How did I get to this stage of my life? It was only 5 months ago I was partying literally all night, sleeping for two hours, going to work only sobering up when it was close to home time. I don't feel like myself at all.