Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

eisenberg1

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Neil Delamere,

One eyed Jack wrote: »

Had to google, "Oh that clown!", about as amusing as having my nuts squelched on the carrier of a black nelly! :rolleyes:

jimgoose wrote: »

He's not anything like as bad as Ed Byrne. There's a young man with a grossly exaggerated view of his own coolness.

Both sh1te, they aree about as funny as a bad case of galloping knob rot.

Do you ever notice how these "comedians" spend much of their time on panels, fawning all over each and laughing at very unfunny, scripted jokes.

bodhrandude

OldNotWIse wrote: »

People spreading their germs all over the place. Yuk.

My god! What a coincidence, tis winter and all that, what do you expect.

jimgoose

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Both sh1te, they aree about as funny as a bad case of galloping knob rot.

Do you ever notice how these "comedians" spend much of their time on panels, fawning all over each and laughing at very unfunny, scripted jokes.

Hmm. Much like clusters of jaded hacks on panels, no doubt selected for their highly professional journalism skills and vast stores of observed knowledge and wisdom of the world and its people, to inform and dazzle in equal measure us unwashed lumpenproletariat as we stare uncomprehendingly up from our bowls of lumpy gruel at t'tellybox. Well the Goose has a message for you. The only culture you people have ever seen is in your organic knitted yoghurt, and to paraphrase the great Brendan Behan I see more accumulated knowledge and wisdom in a porter shít.

OldNotWIse

The words of that song "A Child is Born". I used to like that speaky bit in the middle where the guy is parping on about love and peace and Jesus saving the world. What rubbish. I think there is actually a line where he says "a child that will turn tears to laughter...war to peace" - Religion is one of the biggest causes of war like!

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

bodhrandude wrote: »

My god! What a coincidence, tis winter and all that, what do you expect.

But it is a trivial annoyance all the same - hence why it's here.

OldNotWIse

bodhrandude wrote: »

My god! What a coincidence, tis winter and all that, what do you expect.

People to cover their pie holes when they cough. I understand this may be an alien idea to someone who was dragged up, but it's really not that much to ask.

OldNotWIse

Jaxen Curved Shaver wrote: »

But it is a trivial annoyance all the same - hence why it's here.

And another TA - people still believing that colds are caused by the weather :rolleyes:

eisenberg1

OldNotWIse wrote: »

The words of that song "A Child is Born". I used to like that speaky bit in the middle where the guy is parping on about love and peace and Jesus saving the world. What rubbish. I think there is actually a line where he says "a child that will turn tears to laughter...war to peace" - Religion is one of the biggest causes of war like!

Unbeliever!! you should be stoned, actually, we should all get stoned:D

bodhrandude

My pet peeve at the moment, our water immersion heater, every time someone in the house takes a shower, you have to wait an hour and a half till the water is semi-decent warm, its bloody freezing stepping out of that shower. I've asked the landlord countless times to install a power shower, hot water in an instant.

OldNotWIse

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Unbeliever!! you should be stoned, actually, we should all get stoned:D

Pfffft chance'd be a fine thing :P

eisenberg1

OldNotWIse wrote: »

And another TA - people still believing that colds are caused by the weather :rolleyes:

What? and there is me thinking I knew everything, and you are not even wise.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

bodhrandude wrote: »

My pet peeve at the moment, our water immersion heater, every time someone in the house takes a shower, you have to wait an hour and a half till the water is semi-decent warm, its bloody freezing stepping out of that shower. I've asked the landlord countless times to install a power shower, hot water in an instant.

Mind you don't catch a cold from those cold showers at this time of year!

OldNotWIse

Why is my good news confirmation taking so long :mad::mad:

OldNotWIse

Jaxen Curved Shaver wrote: »

Mind you don't catch a cold from those cold showers at this time of year!

Put something on your feet, you'll get your end! (My mother still says this to me, I've given up arguing back)

eisenberg1

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Unbeliever!! you should be stoned, actually, we should all get stoned:D

Already der Bud schwa

ratmouse

Jake1 wrote: »

''if you dont know by now, you'll never know'' :mad:

If you loved me then you'd know!

miezekatze

Those stupid reindeer decorations that are on about every second car at the moment. I love christmas and christmas decorations in general, but for some reason these things really annoy me.

Pumpkinseeds

miezekatze wrote: »

Those stupid reindeer decorations that are on about every second car at the moment. I love christmas and christmas decorations in general, but for some reason these things really annoy me.

I'll see your car reindeer antlers and raise you those wnakers who have eyelashes on their car headlights.

selous

miezekatze wrote: »

Those stupid reindeer decorations that are on about every second car at the moment. I love christmas and christmas decorations in general, but for some reason these things really annoy me.

Seen a black Fiat Punto with them yokes on the car this morning nice n dark at 5.30 am on M7, one faint rear light and one front sidelight, instead of buying them (albeit for charity) should have bought a few bulbs for the car, (or a lighting Rudolph nose)

OldNotWIse

OldNotWIse wrote: »

And another TA - people still believing that colds are caused by the weather :rolleyes:

Definitely not people sitting on buses with no ventilation and refusing to open the windows so we're all breathing each other's germs, no nothing to do with it

selous

bodhrandude wrote: »

My pet peeve at the moment, our water immersion heater, every time someone in the house takes a shower, you have to wait an hour and a half till the water is semi-decent warm, its bloody freezing stepping out of that shower. I've asked the landlord countless times to install a power shower, hot water in an instant.

You need an electric shower, a power shower still uses the hot tank, so will still need the hour to heat up again, and the noise of the motor doesn't impress neighbors in developments with paper thin walls.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

After having war with some jumped up idiot in jack and Jones only for her to turn around and tell me to have a nice day, after her being so rude. I'll have a nice day if I want to have a nice day, I'll have whatever kind of day I want to have. I'm snappin and no idea why her telling me to have a nice day bothered me so much but i was fuming. Insincere cow

Schwiiing

LexieOnRale wrote: »

After having war with some jumped up idiot in jack and Jones only for her to turn around and tell me to have a nice day, after her being so rude. I'll have a nice day if I want to have a nice day, I'll have whatever kind of day I want to have. I'm snappin and no idea why her telling me to have a nice day bothered me so much but i was fuming. Insincere cow

Goes along the same lines as me being in a humour and someone comes up to me and says 'Cheer up'. :mad:

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

About this time last year my dad was dying and I had left the hospital to go get a bowl of soup and time to clear my head. Went to the carvery of the local
Hotel, it was late enough and hardly anyone was there. There was this old fella slurping into his pint at the bar when I went to pay. He says "cheer up". Which I ignored. Then he said "cheer up it might never happen". I said it already has. He kept pushing and asking what happened that was so bad and I snapped "my fathers dying". And he was so apologetic. I almost felt bad for saying it but meh, I doubt he'll ever tell anyone to cheer up again the prick

Aglomerado

I'm in two minds about whether to go home for Christmas. My dad told me last night that I "ruined his Christmas" two years ago when my aunt and I had a row and I was skuttered drunk. My response was along these lines.

Ok, why say it now? And did you say the same thing to my aunt, who started it in the first place? (Admittedly I finished it with a flourish!)
I admit I was wrong, too. I will hold out the olive branch if I meet her.

Being warned not to drink until after the turkey sucks balls. I'm anxious already! (I'm 37 by the way!!!!!!)

jimgoose

Aglomerado wrote: »

I'm in two minds about whether to go home for Christmas. My dad told me last night that I "ruined his Christmas" two years ago when my aunt and I had a row and I was skuttered drunk. My response was along these lines.

Ok, why say it now? And did you say the same thing to my aunt, who started it in the first place? (Admittedly I finished it with a flourish!)
I admit I was wrong, too. I will hold out the olive branch if I meet her.

Being warned not to drink until after the turkey sucks balls. I'm anxious already! (I'm 37 by the way!!!!!!)

Lucky sod. I'd love to get outrageously mouldy by about 3pm and fling the more unpleasant turkey giblets at certain individuals. I usually don't sit down to a gallon of port until eight or nine, by which time the humour is gone off me somewhat and I'm more looking forward to a few pints on St. Stephen's.

Aglomerado

jimgoose wrote: »

Lucky sod. I'd love to get outrageously mouldy by about 3pm and fling the more unpleasant turkey giblets at certain individuals. I usually don't sit down to a gallon of port until eight or nine, by which time the humour is gone off me somewhat and I'm more looking forward to a few pints on St. Stephen's.

I also got drunk at Christmas when I was a teenager and performed lewd acts using parts of the turkey (especially the neck) to a cringing family audience...

They don't trust me anymore!!!

jimgoose

Aglomerado wrote: »

I also got drunk at Christmas when I was a teenager and performed lewd acts using parts of the turkey (especially the neck) to a cringing family audience...

They don't trust me anymore!!!

I could use a relation like you. I'd start an Atrocity Scrapbook and award points for technique, grossness, targeting and general dressage! :pac:

Aglomerado

jimgoose wrote: »

I could use a relation like you. I'd start an Atrocity Scrapbook and award points for technique, grossness, targeting and general dressage! :pac:

Deal!

jimgoose

Aglomerado wrote: »

Deal!

"Enola Gay, you should have stayed at home yes-terday..." :pac: