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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,625 BaZmO*
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    Grayson wrote: »
    Too much of anything can have bad consequences however what you said was that not adding it is a good thing. That means having none at all.

    I'm not going to derail the thread but there's a conspiracy forum for people who believe that kind of rubbish.

    Vitamins are good for you, why not add vitamins too?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 kunst nugget
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    BaZmO* wrote: »
    Vitamins are good for you, why not add vitamins too?

    Fluoridation of water is the replication of a natural process to improve dental health. Vitamins wouldn't be naturally occurring in water.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 Digital Solitude
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    Fluoride is only needed for your teeth in very tiny amounts. Unless you don't brush your teeth, you get enough from brushing.
    I'd hardly compare it to a conspiracy, I just disagree with the practise.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,976 humanji
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    MOD: Let's move on from fluoride, please.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 kunst nugget
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    humanji wrote: »
    MOD: Let's move on from fluoride, please.

    We're trying to but the government keep putting it into our water! NO WAY! WE WON'T PAY!!! It's Denis O'Brien's fault… where did I put my angel prayer…


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  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 26,096 Loughc
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    We're trying to but the government keep putting it into our water! NO WAY! WE WON'T PAY!!! It's Denis O'Brien's fault… where did I put my angel prayer…

    You ok hun? x


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 768 SpaceSasqwatch
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    Well too much fluoride can damage the enamel in your teeth, obviously the opposite of what its supposed to do. I don't know the woman's stance on it, but that's my understanding

    some people(a tiny %,mainly kids) get mild flourious which is the fleckling of enamel.Its cosmetic and isnt considered 'damage'.

    Dont mean to be having a go at ye , just have no time for the anti-flouride brigade and their scaremongering with bad science.Sorry :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,088 Nib
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    "FESTIVITIES II.
    Beeeeep,Revve it a bit more why don't you,ya fat ****,you wouldn't train Ivy up a wall,never mind park you're heap off Scuttef of a Fiat Uno,shur will I get out and take the trailer off the back off it for ye.Calm down da,,I will yeah,what are we in this kipp for? Turkey da and a few bits!! Okay lets go,"Howya Lar" Howya Liz" I'm only in for a few bits lar" so I see Liz here you go so ,," what's that Lar" its the ****ing number for Johnstown Haulage you've that many trollies (mad hure wouldn't mind lives on her own) Excuse me Sir ,could you spare a few,,**** OFF,righteous prick wouldn't buy a autism ticket of my last week in Paddy Kinsella,s.Heading towards the frozen food area,," I had that 1st you bleeding culltee" you did in you're hole you ****ing Jackeen hure" Ah ladies calm down there's loads of turkeys,,"who asked you,ye ****ing grey haired ****"Right **** out off me way ye pair of prostitutes,,grab the turkey and gone ,"Ah **** me" jayus I'm bleeeeding sorry I didn't see ya,just got hit in the puss by a ****ing Breaking Bad Boxette,no wonder she didn't see me and the ****ing I phone stuck to the side off her poxy plumb dyed Dublin head.Got the slab off stout and heading to the dreaded Checkout.This one doesn't look too bad only a small queue bit like a Ebola clinic in the Congo,the other ones resembled a scene outside Fatima Mansions on a free Heroine day.How's things? "Not bad now yourself",,I'm just waiting on a woman to come back she's just changing a pack of tampons,(holy **** to much info) well this owl one came back id say she baptised John the bapist she was that old and probably dryer than a nouns beever in the Sahara desert,,There for my daughter she said,she's just behind you,,Lord **** older than Thelma Mansfield,( must be using them for draft excluders) Right back to the car,," Is this you're car?" well it's not ****ing Frank Chism,s is it why? " You're parked in a disability area" No **** Sherlock what the **** is that on my windscreen a poxy ticket for Fossetts Circus,," well where's you're disability?" (Cathy comes around with Séan in the wheelchair) what do you think he is Little Britain you Foreign prick now **** off.But in all fairness it was great Craic,moral of the story do you're shopping at 2 o clock in the morning and DO ENJO:):)"

    http://www.focusst.org/forum/attachments/focus-st-discussions/57414d1405306494-so-wife-just-asked-me-something-crazy-what_meme.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 Un Croissant
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    Sometimes in our lives, we have to keep secrets to protect ourselves. Well yano what, I'm sick of keeping secrets.. Its about time I told ye all that my 'sister' ***** is actually my daughter  2 years I have kept this secret from not only my friends and family, but also from myself and my daughter. ***** I love you no mater what people think of me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,169 Mars Bar
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    Sometimes in our lives, we have to keep secrets to protect ourselves. Well yano what, I'm sick of keeping secrets.. Its about time I told ye all that my 'sister' *** is actually my daughter  2 years I have kept this secret from not only my friends and family, but also from myself and my daughter. *** I love you no mater what people think of me.

    :eek:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 954 Highflyer13
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    Sometimes in our lives, we have to keep secrets to protect ourselves. Well yano what, I'm sick of keeping secrets.. Its about time I told ye all that my 'sister' ***** is actually my daughter  2 years I have kept this secret from not only my friends and family, but also from myself and my daughter. ***** I love you no mater what people think of me.
    Mars Bar wrote: »
    :eek:

    :eek::eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,663 marcbrophy
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    :eek::eek:

    :eek::eek::eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 Bipolar Joe
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    Sometimes in our lives, we have to keep secrets to protect ourselves. Well yano what, I'm sick of keeping secrets.. Its about time I told ye all that my 'sister' ***** is actually my daughter 2 years I have kept this secret from not only my friends and family, but also from myself and my daughter. ***** I love you no mater what people think of me.

    "Yaw not moi muvvah!!"
    "Yes oi aaam!!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,285 thesandeman
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    but also from myself.


    WUT???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 kunst nugget
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    WUT???

    I was more impressed with her hiding it from her family…

    - Look Ma, you're after having a baby!!!
    - What!?! How did that happen?
    - Last night, Ma. D'you not remember? Jaysus, you must have been fair wasted last night
    - But, but, but I wasn't even pregnant!
    - Ah, Ma. You must be going soft in your old age. You've been pregnant for the last ages!
    - Ah, sorry, Sharon. It must be the hangover. I can't handle them anymore. Jaysus, she's gorgeous. I think I'll call her Malibu because that's what I was drinking all last night. Here, Sharon, have you lost some weight?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 Un Croissant
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    A frape apparently. Boo.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,624 Dancor
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    A frape apparently. Boo.

    That's a bit sinister :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 kunst nugget
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    A frape apparently. Boo.

    Ah, boo indeed. I'm sticking with my version of events though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 The King of Moo
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    Nib wrote: »
    "FESTIVITIES II.
    Beeeeep, jayus I'm bleeeeding sorry I didn't see ya,just got hit in the puss by a ****ing Breaking Bad Boxette,no wonder she didn't see me and the ****ing I phone stuck to the side off her poxy plumb dyed Dublin head.Got the slab off stout and heading to the dreaded Checkout.
    http://www.focusst.org/forum/attachments/focus-st-discussions/57414d1405306494-so-wife-just-asked-me-something-crazy-what_meme.jpg

    I love this.

    Can't wait for my Roxette Boxette this Christmas.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,278 extra gravy
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    A frape apparently. Boo.

    Jesus christ, that's a new low. How anyone can think that's funny is beyond me.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,460 DipStick McSwindler
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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 eternal
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    I love this.

    Can't wait for my Roxette Boxette this Christmas.

    You stole my joke :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,937 implausible
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    I love this.

    Can't wait for my Roxette Boxette this Christmas.

    Is it a Roxette cassette Boxette?:pac:


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,582 Wilberto
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    Sometimes in our lives, we have to keep secrets to protect ourselves. Well yano what, I'm sick of keeping secrets.. Its about time I told ye all that my 'sister' ***** is actually my daughter  2 years I have kept this secret from not only my friends and family, but also from myself and my daughter. ***** I love you no mater what people think of me.




    :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,234 honerbright
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    Really couldnt be anymore happier for my sis (name) and (boyfriends name) whos expecting anodr baby in june cant wait to be an anty again and ov coarse (child) who gona be a big sis if its anytn lyk (OP child) an (child) d child gona b spoild rotten xx — feeling excited with (name).

    Anodr. That's a new one!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,088 Nib
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    "anty"

    Oh the humanity.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 298 FreeFallin94
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    Well, someone is angry. I certainly wouldn't want to be that "dirty sly prostitute scumbag smelly retarded houre tramp motorbike". Clearly this girl is out to get her :D:pac::D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 alwaysadub
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    Well, someone is angry. I certainly wouldn't want to be that "dirty sly prostitute scumbag smelly retarded houre tramp motorbike". Clearly this girl is out to get her :D:pac::D

    "Bleed with blood" :pac:

    Oh sorry I misspelled it.
    "Blead wiv blood" even!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,139 westernfrenzy
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    Wait, do people not bleed blood?

    I learned something new today!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,339 The One Doctor
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    'die of roaring'

    I like it.


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