Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names]

Person A: Not a wink of sleep in two nights, like a zombie going around this morning.

Person B: Notting as bad ders tabs u can get calms der called der suppose to b good!!!Ya u get em n d cemhist u sud try em

The exclamation marks and the cemhist did it for me. I'll have a look at this friend of a frendz pst 2mro. Going by their form there's bound to be more gemz!! LOL

shruikan2553 wrote: »

At least try to show some compassion when pretending to be morally superior. Sometimes I wish I was friends with people just so I could unfriend them.

I think we share a Facebook friend. Unless that's been doing the rounds as a feminist thing?

sligojoek wrote: »

Person A: Not a wink of sleep in two nights, like a zombie going around this morning.

Person B: Notting as bad ders tabs u can get calms der called der suppose to b good!!!Ya u get em n d cemhist u sud try em

Had to read that a few times.

Is it 10/27 words that are spelled correctly in the second comment :eek:

El Weirdo wrote: »

And apart from "called", all 2 and 3 letter words.

Moron.

Hey, the lady's in a hurry, leave her alone

demakinz wrote: »

A friend of a friend talking about her child getting too much homework in junior infants.

"So true and they think they should no all there letters so wroug if they can do ay letter bye there selfs there brl but they think there alway right"




I presume that status is an unbelievably sharp piece of humour and not how someone actually spells?

"Work dun ✔ cleaning dun ✔ walk dun ✔ dinner dun ✔ now wat ta du 4 d rest of d nite"

Learn to spell, maybe??

How difficult is it to spell "done" correctly? It only has one extra letter!! I have no problem with people who are genuinely bad at spelling, but people who purposely spell words incorrectly for no apparent reason annoy me so, so much. Like, why would you spell the word 'do' with a 'u' instead of the 'o'?! That makes absolutely no sense whatsoever!

Lucyfur wrote: »

''Wish dis hangovr wud fuk off''

From the same woman who posted her 20 week scan picture of ''daddies big boii'' the previous week.

"Ova d moon got news today dat dey finally have a council house for me and my princess im just delited"

"id say u r hun thats great"
"trilled 2 bitz 4 ye an ur little minime"
"well dun darlin didn i tel ya ya'd get sumwhere soon if ya kept bajering sin fein"
"congratz chick im glad an after all uve bin tru"
"tanks girlos im off to bnq tomoro an get dis kip furnished! lampshades n duvetts all de way an dont 4get the housewarmin in a few weeks we'l blo the roof off de gaff"
"dat we will darlin dat we will. so proud of u chicken"
"tanx ma"

fussyonion wrote: »

"Ova d moon got news today dat dey finally have a council house for me and my princess im just delited"

"id say u r hun thats great"
"trilled 2 bitz 4 ye an ur little minime"
"well dun darlin didn i tel ya ya'd get sumwhere soon if ya kept bajering sin fein"
"congratz chick im glad an after all uve bin tru"
"tanks girlos im off to bnq tomoro an get dis kip furnished! lampshades n duvetts all de way an dont 4get the housewarmin in a few weeks we'l blo the roof off de gaff"
"dat we will darlin dat we will. so proud of u chicken"
"tanx ma"

'sin fein' doesn't like being 'bajered'... You wouldn't like them when they're angry.

demakinz wrote: »

A friend of a friend talking about her child getting too much homework in junior infants.

In fairness, she got off to a good start but after the seventh word she went rapidly downhill.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Some sort of freaky double posting happened there.

Probably my fault.

https://www.facebook.com/grammarly/photos/a.158139670871698.33824.139729956046003/915838241768500/?type=1

kunst nugget wrote: »

Because everyone knows how what it's like to have a raging hangover…

I don't, no matter how much I drink I never get em.

You may commence the hatred :pac: