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Jaafa

I saw my fair share of these before I deactivated my account.

One of the worst came from an american 'friend'(?) of mine.

She said and I quote:
"Ughhh so stupid...I have to get a visa to go to south america! I mean seriously isn't this the UNITED sates! Ahhhhh....Worst state ever!"

She was promptly removed from my friends list.

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diograis

shruikan2553 wrote: »

At least try to show some compassion when pretending to be morally superior. Sometimes I wish I was friends with people just so I could unfriend them.

took the words out of my mouth, jaysis they could have at least pretended to care for the victim if they're gonna share it on their timeline...

sligojoek

Person A: Not a wink of sleep in two nights, like a zombie going around this morning.

Person B: Notting as bad ders tabs u can get calms der called der suppose to b good!!!Ya u get em n d cemhist u sud try em

The exclamation marks and the cemhist did it for me. I'll have a look at this friend of a frendz pst 2mro. Going by their form there's bound to be more gemz!! LOL

sligojoek

MrStuffins

shruikan2553 wrote: »

At least try to show some compassion when pretending to be morally superior. Sometimes I wish I was friends with people just so I could unfriend them.

I think we share a Facebook friend. Unless that's been doing the rounds as a feminist thing?

shruikan2553

MrStuffins wrote: »

I think we share a Facebook friend. Unless that's been doing the rounds as a feminist thing?

The person wasnt a friend of myself, a friend of mine liked it so it came up for me.

Ted_YNWA

sligojoek wrote: »

Person A: Not a wink of sleep in two nights, like a zombie going around this morning.

Person B: Notting as bad ders tabs u can get calms der called der suppose to b good!!!Ya u get em n d cemhist u sud try em

Had to read that a few times.

Is it 10/27 words that are spelled correctly in the second comment :eek:

El Weirdo

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Had to read that a few times.

Is it 10/27 words that are spelled correctly in the second comment :eek:

And apart from "called", all 2 and 3 letter words.

Moron.

coolhull

El Weirdo wrote: »

And apart from "called", all 2 and 3 letter words.

Moron.

Hey, the lady's in a hurry, leave her alone

demakinz

A friend of a friend talking about her child getting too much homework in junior infants.

So true and they think they should no all there letters so wroug if they can do ay letter bye there selfs there brl but they think there alway right

dirkmeister

demakinz wrote: »

A friend of a friend talking about her child getting too much homework in junior infants.

"So true and they think they should no all there letters so wroug if they can do ay letter bye there selfs there brl but they think there alway right"

I presume that status is an unbelievably sharp piece of humour and not how someone actually spells?

Applause

dirkmeister wrote: »

"So true and they think they should no all there letters so wroug if they can do ay letter bye there selfs there brl but they think there alway right"

I presume that status is an unbelievably sharp piece of humour and not how someone actually spells?

I don't see any humour in it, though. :pac:

FreeFallin94

"Work dun ✔ cleaning dun ✔ walk dun ✔ dinner dun ✔ now wat ta du 4 d rest of d nite"

Learn to spell, maybe??

How difficult is it to spell "done" correctly? It only has one extra letter!! I have no problem with people who are genuinely bad at spelling, but people who purposely spell words incorrectly for no apparent reason annoy me so, so much. Like, why would you spell the word 'do' with a 'u' instead of the 'o'?! That makes absolutely no sense whatsoever!

Lucyfur

''Wish dis hangovr wud fuk off''

From the same woman who posted her 20 week scan picture of ''daddies big boii'' the previous week.

Lisha

Lucyfur wrote: »

''Wish dis hangovr wud fuk off''

From the same woman who posted her 20 week scan picture of ''daddies big boii'' the previous week.

BaZmO*

Lucyfur wrote: »

''Wish dis hangovr wud fuk off''

From the same woman who posted her 20 week scan picture of ''daddies big boii'' the previous week.

That's actually disgraceful if true.

fussyonion

"Ova d moon got news today dat dey finally have a council house for me and my princess im just delited"

"id say u r hun thats great"
"trilled 2 bitz 4 ye an ur little minime"
"well dun darlin didn i tel ya ya'd get sumwhere soon if ya kept bajering sin fein"
"congratz chick im glad an after all uve bin tru"
"tanks girlos im off to bnq tomoro an get dis kip furnished! lampshades n duvetts all de way an dont 4get the housewarmin in a few weeks we'l blo the roof off de gaff"
"dat we will darlin dat we will. so proud of u chicken"
"tanx ma"

Ted_YNWA

So proud of your daughter (I presume) for getting a council house :eek:

Jebus, how do some people manage to tie their shoes in the morning.

coolhull

fussyonion wrote: »

"Ova d moon got news today dat dey finally have a council house for me and my princess im just delited"

"id say u r hun thats great"
"trilled 2 bitz 4 ye an ur little minime"
"well dun darlin didn i tel ya ya'd get sumwhere soon if ya kept bajering sin fein"
"congratz chick im glad an after all uve bin tru"
"tanks girlos im off to bnq tomoro an get dis kip furnished! lampshades n duvetts all de way an dont 4get the housewarmin in a few weeks we'l blo the roof off de gaff"
"dat we will darlin dat we will. so proud of u chicken"
"tanx ma"

'sin fein' doesn't like being 'bajered'... You wouldn't like them when they're angry.

J Mysterio

demakinz wrote: »

A friend of a friend talking about her child getting too much homework in junior infants.

Bahahaha. That's it. ****ing post of the year.

sligojoek

demakinz wrote: »

A friend of a friend talking about her child getting too much homework in junior infants.

In fairness, she got off to a good start but after the seventh word she went rapidly downhill.

sligojoek

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Some sort of freaky double posting happened there.

Probably my fault.

_Whimsical_

" water charges rable rable rable"-posted from my iPhone

"I have no money I can barely afford to live because of this government, rabble rabble rabble "-posted from my iPad

" Overthrow the Dail, people like me are broken barely able to put food on the table "-posted from my iPhone

" Me with my super expensive telescope that I've just bought myself, anyone recommend a camera I could use with it? " -posted from my iPhone.

*rolls eyes*

crybaby

Lucyfur wrote: »

''Wish dis hangovr wud fuk off''

From the same woman who posted her 20 week scan picture of ''daddies big boii'' the previous week.

Post some pictures of deformed babies on her wall and tell her to stop drinking

Generic Dreadhead

dirkmeister wrote: »

"So true and they think they should no all there letters so wroug if they can do ay letter bye there selfs there brl but they think there alway right"

I don't actually understand this one, anyone care to have a stab at translating? :pac:

Lucyfur wrote: »

''Wish dis hangovr wud fuk off''

From the same woman who posted her 20 week scan picture of ''daddies big boii'' the previous week.

Lisha wrote: »

Why does the

face have more likes than the original post :pac:

sligojoek

https://www.facebook.com/grammarly/photos/a.158139670871698.33824.139729956046003/915838241768500/?type=1

kunst nugget

Cormac... wrote: »

Why does the face have more likes than the original post

Because everyone knows how what it's like to have a raging hangover…

GAAman

kunst nugget wrote: »

Because everyone knows how what it's like to have a raging hangover…

I don't, no matter how much I drink I never get em.

You may commence the hatred :pac:

Paddy Cow

_Whimsical_ wrote: »

" water charges rable rable rable"-posted from my iPhone

"I have no money I can barely afford to live because of this government, rabble rabble rabble "-posted from my iPad

" Overthrow the Dail, people like me are broken barely able to put food on the table "-posted from my iPhone

" Me with my super expensive telescope that I've just bought myself, anyone recommend a camera I could use with it? " -posted from my iPhone.

*rolls eyes*

Is that you Joan?

Paddy Cow

Cormac... wrote: »

dirkmeister wrote: »

"So true and they think they should no all there letters so wroug if they can do ay letter bye there selfs there brl but they think there alway right"

I don't actually understand this one, anyone care to have a stab at translating? :pac:

So true. The teachers think the kids should know all their letters and it's so wrong. If they can do any letter by themselves they're brilliant. The kids in junior infants get too much homework but the teachers always think they are right.