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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 748 Axel Lamp
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    I relly shod think befor I tock - feeling ashamed
    Chats Bord Home Alone
    Feelin ugly ughhh

    And I see more of the problems apart from being a morbidly obese stupid narcissistic bitch are:
    Works at: model (barbie)
    Studied at: i dont go to school


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 264 Squeedily Spooch
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    Tock?

    Tock?

    What a ****ing moron.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 qo2cj1dsne8y4k
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,684 dirkmeister
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    Spot the glass of "vino" strategically positioned in the picture.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,276 extra gravy
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    Spot the glass of "vino" strategically positioned in the picture.

    And the empty bottle beside it...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,957 Magenta
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    Marilyn Monroe framed pic on the wall and everything!!!

    "If yiz dont love me at me worst, yiz dont deserve me at me best hunzos xxx"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,244 Guy:Incognito
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    Tock?

    Tock?

    What a ****ing moron.

    Maybe shes a clock and meant tick instead of think?


    Although , funnily enough, think is the only word more than 1 letter long she spelled properly.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,821 fussyonion
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    Girl 1: "O to the em to the G. I have such big news!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
    Girl 2: "I know hun cnt believe it"
    Girl 3: "Trilled 4 ya chick"
    Girl 4: "wat news is this?"
    Girl 5: "Mail ya."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 Ted_YNWA
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    fussyonion wrote: »
    Girl 1: "O to the em to the G. I have such big news!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
    Girl 2: "I know hun cnt believe it"
    Girl 3: "Trilled 4 ya chick"
    Girl 4: "wat news is this?"
    Girl 5: "Mail ya."

    Girl 4 should reply.

    Delighted that .... & mention the news in that chat.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 190 pedro1234
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    Why do silly boys lie ?? then get caught rotten well your girlfriend isnt impressd with you all fellas like that should be put down snakes


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 eternal
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    Nib wrote: »
    Notin only a pak of mouths n dis town hun let d haterz b ur motevaters xoxoxo

    Luv u xxxx


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,093 rawn
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    "C dis fb takn all me crd crackn up."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,065 TheChevron
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    rawn wrote: »
    "C dis fb takn all me crd crackn up."
    Ill have a go at deciphering this one:

    "This Facebook application is using all my mobile phone credit as I was unaware of the of the data charges. I am seriously unhappy about this."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,433 MrStuffins
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    rawn wrote: »
    "C dis fb takn all me crd crackn up."

    If she's paying by the letter then she's grand!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 654 sparkle_23
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    Not friends with this person but this status has been shared way too many times by people I'm friends with
    B1A30E57-1978-4C09-B5EE-BE8CAC22C537_zpshrzghqy7.jpg
    I hate people...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,191 Shanotheslayer
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    sparkle_23 wrote: »
    Not friends with this person but this status has been shared way too many times by people I'm friends with
    B1A30E57-1978-4C09-B5EE-BE8CAC22C537_zpshrzghqy7.jpg
    I hate people...

    100 shares and he gets fired from his job tho xoxo


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,093 rawn
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    https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8364458752/hEBC31298/

    Shame ya can't post images on this forum. Effort of clicking!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 Toto Wolfcastle
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    rawn wrote: »
    https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8364458752/hEBC31298/

    Shame ya can't post images on this forum. Effort of clicking!

    What an absolute knob of a person.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 efb
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    Facebook just seemed to be details about commercial pages my friends liked


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 297 NormalBob Ubiquitypants
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    The first few months of our marriage haven't been the smoothest of sailing- but tonight is pretty damn hard. How do you give up something that you've had long before a new last name because the love of your life asks you to?

    Responses:
    1.There are many people that find a lot of value in the idea of compromise, but when it comes to giving up elements of yourself to please or maintain a relationship I personally don’t feel that it is very healthy. The best, and often longest lasting relationships are those in which both parties can effortlessly be themselves without being faced by or fearing judgement, ridicule or a pressure to change. We all know when we are being fake, it’s therefore up to us to first see why we are being fake and then decide whether or not our true self belongs in this relationship.

    2. Achieving harmony is always a challenge....but it is much easier if you, as a couple, sit quietly together, holding hands, and breathing and letting go of any expectations on the other and yourself - and just being at one. Andy and I have practiced this process - to reach consensus for years - and it has virtually eliminated all arguments. This has been practiced by native populations for millennia - and it works. The biggest problem with this method - is that life gets in the way - dinner needs fixing, you have to go to work, kids need care....etc etc...But truthfully - if you will take a few minutes when the situation comes up - and sit together - and bond....you will achieve a deeper harmony than you ever realized was possible. But truthfully - if it is smoking that is the issue - I vote for your husband! LOL Also - If you do have a major disagreement and the other partner doesn't want to participate in the harmony sitting - you can do it by yourself too - breathing and just being quiet....at least you find your own center...and can deal in kindness and strength.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 297 NormalBob Ubiquitypants
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    The first few months of our marriage haven't been the smoothest of sailing- but tonight is pretty damn hard. How do you give up something that you've had long before a new last name because the love of your life asks you to?

    Responses:
    1.There are many people that find a lot of value in the idea of compromise, but when it comes to giving up elements of yourself to please or maintain a relationship I personally don’t feel that it is very healthy. The best, and often longest lasting relationships are those in which both parties can effortlessly be themselves without being faced by or fearing judgement, ridicule or a pressure to change. We all know when we are being fake, it’s therefore up to us to first see why we are being fake and then decide whether or not our true self belongs in this relationship.

    2. Achieving harmony is always a challenge....but it is much easier if you, as a couple, sit quietly together, holding hands, and breathing and letting go of any expectations on the other and yourself - and just being at one. Andy and I have practiced this process - to reach consensus for years - and it has virtually eliminated all arguments. This has been practiced by native populations for millennia - and it works. The biggest problem with this method - is that life gets in the way - dinner needs fixing, you have to go to work, kids need care....etc etc...But truthfully - if you will take a few minutes when the situation comes up - and sit together - and bond....you will achieve a deeper harmony than you ever realized was possible. But truthfully - if it is smoking that is the issue - I vote for your husband! LOL Also - If you do have a major disagreement and the other partner doesn't want to participate in the harmony sitting - you can do it by yourself too - breathing and just being quiet....at least you find your own center...and can deal in kindness and strength.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,200 J Mysterio
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    What a ****


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,870 Generic Dreadhead
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    Achieving harmony is always a challenge....but it is much easier if you, as a couple, sit quietly together, holding hands, and breathing and letting go of any expectations on the other and yourself - and just being at one. Andy and I have practiced this process - to reach consensus for years - and it has virtually eliminated all arguments. This has been practiced by native populations for millennia - and it works. The biggest problem with this method - is that life gets in the way - dinner needs fixing, you have to go to work, kids need care....etc etc...But truthfully - if you will take a few minutes when the situation comes up - and sit together - and bond....you will achieve a deeper harmony than you ever realized was possible. But truthfully - if it is smoking that is the issue - I vote for your husband! LOL Also - If you do have a major disagreement and the other partner doesn't want to participate in the harmony sitting - you can do it by yourself too - breathing and just being quiet....at least you find your own center...and can deal in kindness and strength.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 kunst nugget
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    What's she actually being asked to give up?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 IvyTheTerrible
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    What's she actually being asked to give up?
    I think she's saying that she's perfected sulking til her husband agrees with her.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 kunst nugget
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    Achieving harmony is always a challenge....but it is much easier if you, as a couple, sit quietly together, holding hands, and breathing and letting go of any expectations on the other and yourself - and just being at one. Andy and I have practiced this process - to reach consensus for years - and it has virtually eliminated all arguments. This has been practiced by native populations for millennia - and it works.

    Strangely enough, I think that two people having a bit of cop on works wonders as well. Much better than a dose of hand holding and heavy breathing imo.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 528 Fozzydog3
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    The first few months of our marriage haven't been the smoothest of sailing- but tonight is pretty damn hard. How do you give up something that you've had long before a new last name because the love of your life asks you to?

    Responses:
    1.There are many people that find a lot of value in the idea of compromise, but when it comes to giving up elements of yourself to please or maintain a relationship I personally don’t feel that it is very healthy. The best, and often longest lasting relationships are those in which both parties can effortlessly be themselves without being faced by or fearing judgement, ridicule or a pressure to change. We all know when we are being fake, it’s therefore up to us to first see why we are being fake and then decide whether or not our true self belongs in this relationship.

    2. Achieving harmony is always a challenge....but it is much easier if you, as a couple, sit quietly together, holding hands, and breathing and letting go of any expectations on the other and yourself - and just being at one. Andy and I have practiced this process - to reach consensus for years - and it has virtually eliminated all arguments. This has been practiced by native populations for millennia - and it works. The biggest problem with this method - is that life gets in the way - dinner needs fixing, you have to go to work, kids need care....etc etc...But truthfully - if you will take a few minutes when the situation comes up - and sit together - and bond....you will achieve a deeper harmony than you ever realized was possible. But truthfully - if it is smoking that is the issue - I vote for your husband! LOL Also - If you do have a major disagreement and the other partner doesn't want to participate in the harmony sitting - you can do it by yourself too - breathing and just being quiet....at least you find your own center...and can deal in kindness and strength.



    Ahh native populations and all the earthy spiritual wisdom that comes with ... being from a place.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 Digital Solitude
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    Aren't all populations native? Sounds like a kind of a New Age Hippy to me


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,200 J Mysterio
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    I think she's saying that she's perfected sulking til her husband agrees with her.

    :pac:


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