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Tetra · 16-10-2014 01:21AM

I have seen this a few times lately:

"The moral is what this story is all about:

A young man had a girlfriend. He was getting tired of her because she sent him messages every hour that said "I miss you" or "I love you". One night before bed he received a message, but rather than read it went to sleep. In the morning he was awakened by a call. It was girlfriend's mother crying saying that his girlfriend was killed last night. He was in a state of shock, went to read the message: "My sweetheart, come quickly, I think someone is following me!".

Moral of the story: never rejects those who love, care, and try to reach out to you, because one day you'll realize you lost the moon while counting the stars! If ever you are touched by this story, Share it for everyone to know........"

shruikan2553 · 16-10-2014 01:41AM

Tetra wrote: »

I have seen this a few times lately:

"The moral is what this story is all about:

A young man had a girlfriend. He was getting tired of her because she sent him messages every hour that said "I miss you" or "I love you". One night before bed he received a message, but rather than read it went to sleep. In the morning he was awakened by a call. It was girlfriend's mother crying saying that his girlfriend was killed last night. He was in a state of shock, went to read the message: "My sweetheart, come quickly, I think someone is following me!".

Moral of the story: never rejects those who love, care, and try to reach out to you, because one day you'll realize you lost the moon while counting the stars! If ever you are touched by this story, Share it for everyone to know........"

She must have an iPhone if he's able to track her

Grayditch · 16-10-2014 01:44AM

Who writes "My sweetheart" while someone is following them?

Who writes "My sweetheart"?

eternal · 16-10-2014 01:46AM

Grayditch wrote: »

Who writes "My sweetheart" while someone is following them?

Who writes "My sweetheart"?

It's Americanised urban myth crap evidently.

skittles8710 · 16-10-2014 08:52AM

"Homesick

"

She's from Kerry living in Cork ffs.

Taylor365 · 16-10-2014 09:15AM

skittles8710 wrote: »

"Homesick "

She's from Kerry living in Cork ffs.

Sure I'm only in work and I'm homesick.

:pac:

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 16-10-2014 10:47AM

"There's something about breastfed babies, they look so content and happier than bottle fed babies. The look of satisfaction breastfed babies have when they feed, it's like a drug to them #babynameishighonmilk"

kunst nugget · 16-10-2014 11:00AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

"There's something about breastfed babies, they look so content and happier than bottle fed babies. The look of satisfaction breastfed babies have when they feed, it's like a drug to them #babynameishighonmilk"

Hey everybody, have I told you that I breastfeed my child because I do. The look of smugness I have after breastfeeding… it's like a drug to me. #mothersnameishighonsmugmoralsuperiority

I'm all for breastfeeding and our children were both breastfed but patting yourself on the back sh¡t like that annoys me...

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 16-10-2014 11:03AM

It's the whole "my child's better looked after than formula fed babies".
When my best friend had her daughter, she tried breast feeding, it wasn't for her or the baby, the baby wouldn't latch and needed to be fed so she was bottle fed. The way breast feeding mothers go on, you'd swear that was such neglect that it warrants calling social services.

pc7 · 16-10-2014 11:15AM

eternal wrote: »

It's Americanised urban myth crap evidently.

You take that back, if its on facebook it must be true. That along with likes cure cancer, lies make angels cry, pedophiles all use facebook to track and rob our kids on their first day of school.

kunst nugget · 16-10-2014 11:26AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

It's the whole "my child's better looked after than formula fed babies".
When my best friend had her daughter, she tried breast feeding, it wasn't for her or the baby, the baby wouldn't latch and needed to be fed so she was bottle fed. The way breast feeding mothers go on, you'd swear that was such neglect that it warrants calling social services.

Interestingly enough, just last night a friend of mine on facebook posted an article on facebook from the Washington Post about a woman who can't breastfeed because she had a double mastectomy and the reaction she gets from people who don't know her medical history.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/why-i-dont-breastfeed-if-you-must-know/2014/10/13/74c5fd3e-459a-11e4-9a15-137aa0153527_story.html?hpid=z3

The friend had to have the same procedure and has had the same reaction from people. If you can breastfeed, that is great but don't judge other people because they can't or won't. Frankly, a child being bottlefed in Ireland in 2014 is not going to suffer any ill effects and people who feel the need to polarize this issue in order to make themselves feel better by putting others down should take a running jump.

Hoop66 · 16-10-2014 11:32AM

Into a piss-filled skip

IvyTheTerrible · 16-10-2014 12:12PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

It's the whole "my child's better looked after than formula fed babies".
When my best friend had her daughter, she tried breast feeding, it wasn't for her or the baby, the baby wouldn't latch and needed to be fed so she was bottle fed. The way breast feeding mothers go on, you'd swear that was such neglect that it warrants calling social services.

The way SOME breastfeeding mothers go on, you mean.

(I have heard those zealots referred to as the Breastapo, love it!)

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 16-10-2014 12:44PM

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

The way SOME breastfeeding mothers go on, you mean.

(I have heard those zealots referred to as the Breastapo, love it!)

Of course, didn't mean that all mothers are pushy. I just see it on another forum I use. There's three mamas, one is normal, one has a 7 month old and the other one is a brand new mom, 3 weeks I think.
Your one with the 7 month old keeps going on about attachment parenting, telling her what to eat to get her supply up (despite the lady saying she wasn't going to continue breast feeding), telling her to dream feed (not to wake the baby during the night to feed it, ect.

I'm sure the lady finds all this unsolicited advice overwhelming, and anytime she says something negative about being a new mom, momzilla berates her as its the most precious time and it should be appreciated.

She openly posts about her disgust at her neighbour using formula because she never even gave breast feeding a chance.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 16-10-2014 12:49PM

"Londan let's be haven yea"

Axel Lamp · 16-10-2014 01:13PM

skittles8710 wrote: »

"Homesick "

She's from Kerry living in Cork ffs.

That's a real life-threatening illnes I'll have you know.

Generic Dreadhead · 16-10-2014 03:15PM

Axel Lamp wrote: »

That's a real life-threatening illnes I'll have you know.

Being from Kerry? Agreed

Tetra · 16-10-2014 09:18PM

"My goal is to photo bomb at least 5 selfies while waiting for my flight"

PopePalpatine · 16-10-2014 11:21PM

I think the words "bomb" and "flight" probably set off a few alarm bells for airport security! :pac:

MagicIRL · 17-10-2014 08:31AM

"Kissing my baby goodnight while she sleeps only makes me realise how lucky I am ! Rip to that poor little boy that was stabbed to death

"

Uhmmm...

Fakman87 · 17-10-2014 11:48AM

MagicIRL wrote: »

"Kissing my baby goodnight while she sleeps only makes me realise how lucky I am ! Rip to that poor little boy that was stabbed to death "

Uhmmm...

The lack of self awareness of some people is incredible. They're like a different species to the rest of us.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 17-10-2014 12:09PM

On the verge of deleting this muppet. She goes out every Thursday night then proceeds to have conversations with herself on her own wall, so weird.

http://tinypic.com/r/2iudiev/8

snowbabe · 17-10-2014 12:23PM

For sale ' Builder Bears from the BuilderBear factory'

Pherekydes · 17-10-2014 06:57PM

am i missing out on sumthing about this court case' i just dont see why its the headlines on the rte news for the last two days, there is people in and out of the courts all week for a lot more charges' murder' rape' and lot more, im confused here people. ... please dontghet we wrong thislady never deserved to lose an eye god help her. but shouldit be headline news i ask you?

Refers to this case.

FreeFallin94 · 17-10-2014 07:48PM

:rolleyes:

Ted_YNWA · 17-10-2014 07:51PM

FreeFallin94 wrote: »

:rolleyes:

Three words come to mind.

What is one, the is the second, answers on a postcard for the third.

Cunning Stunt · 17-10-2014 08:00PM

fussyonion wrote: »

Jesus what is with girls who are pregnant telling everyone about every fcuking moment of their pregnancy?!

"Guna get me 1st scan 2day, cnt wait 2c if its a boy r girl"

Three hours later:

"De midwife sed little bean is an activ little ****e lol and anyway its a boy i am so ecxited now i can boot it down ta heatons and stock up on blue stuff no way am i goin to mothercare its way 2 dear"

That evening:

"went 2 heatons got loads luvly stuff jaysus im wreked and i cant even hav a blue wkd to cool down"

This morning:

"Had a great sleep wit the little bean all tucked up in me womb now for a day in town and munchies in kfc gota luv a family bucket wha"

Lord help us.

Please tell me you just made that one up!

fussyonion · 17-10-2014 10:34PM

Cunning Stunt wrote: »

Please tell me you just made that one up!

I wish I had

mrsbyrne · 18-10-2014 01:00PM

I only drop in on this thread once a week but it always gives me a good laugh. Thanks to all the contributors.

pedro1234 · 19-10-2014 02:41PM

my block list is after getting longer and longer

now if I unfriend you dont take any heat too it

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