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kunst nugget wrote: »

Wigga

Cormac... wrote: »

Say what you want, at least the grammar, spelling and punctuation is right for the most part

Tetra wrote: »

I can't remember if I shared this or not:

"This is gonna be so hard.I don't even know how to start.I've been out all night, drinking and partying and trying to forget....Trying to forget all the times we spent together....Trying to forget how much I truly love you...But it's impossible!I can't stop thinking about your smile, or the look in your big beautiful brown eyes...I can't stop thinking about how my heart flutters every time I hear your name...How my heart skips a beat every time I think about you saying "I love you" to me.You are so amazing .... and I miss you soo sooo much.I know that I've done things wrong.I am so sorry.I know that I've asked you to do things that you don't want to do...It was only in your best interest.I know that you think that I am selfish...This is not at all the case..All i ever did was love you with all my heart.
You are so amazing and incredible....You are to me the perfect girl.It doesn't matter what anyone says or does.It doesn't even matter what you have said or done....I'll always love you.You are Gods gift to humanity...and you were certainly Gods gift to me.You showed me how much it was possible to love someone who was far from perfect.
I always thought that it would take the perfect person to make me love perfectly...But this is not at all the case.Because along you came.With all your little flaws.And I still love you more than you could ever know.It doesn't matter to me that you yell at me...It doesn't matter that you found another....
All that matters is that I love you, and I always will.And that you loved me.And that we got to share that.I'll always have the good times.Always.
You are so incredible and special....You are perfect.No matter what anyone tells you... you are perfect.Don't listen to the hatred. Don't listen to the lies.Don't listen to those that try to bring you down.You are perfect. You are a miracle.You are my angel.
You always will be. I've loved you since the day we first said hello. I've loved you since the first kiss. I've loved you since the first time I looked into your eyes, and I saw the girl that I wanted to spend the rest of my life with. I'm so sorry that I wasn't what you expected....I tried... =''(I tried so hard baby.I wanted to be your everythingI wanted you to think about me, and want me and need me in your life.I must have done something terribly wrong to deserve thisand whatever it is, I am so so so sorry.I can't imagine how much you must have hurt to make this choice.
I really hope that you are happy. I hope that XXXX and you have the life together that you have always dreamed of. The life that I couldn't provide. The happyness that I couldn't give you.
I'll always think about the way that you held me. I'll always think about your laugh. I'll always miss the sound of your voice and the smell of you skin and the warmth of your smile. I hope I made a positive impact in your life...Because you have been such and important part of mine.
XXXX, not a day will go by for the rest of my life when I won't shed a tear for you. No a day will pass when I don't think about you. I am in love with you, and I always will be, and I am so so sorry that you thought of me the way you did...
You thought that I was controlling you and manipulating you...and I am so sorry, becuase this is not that case.....Because all I ever wanted was for you to be happy and successful.And now, I have to forever live with the fact that it's not with me.
I'd give anything on Earth to have you back. Id give anything to hold you in my arms again. I'd give my life, just to kiss you once more.
And that is all.
You are my love. You are my world. You are my angel.
You make me happy. You make me smile. You make me feel that there is a meaning to living beyond just living.
Without you, how can I be happy? How can I smile? How can I dream sweet dreams when all the dreams that I have are of you being in my arms again..? and Then I wake up, and you aren't really there..... and I cry.
I miss you more than a man should ever miss a woman. You are my everything. You always have been. You always will be.
May your life be full of joy and happyness. Happiness that for some reason, you could never find with me, no matter how hard I tried to give it to you.
I wish you the best. I just wish things would have been different ='''(
I love you.. I love you"

A guy sends you a friend request. You don't know him, but he's got a cute profile picture, so you accept.

It's baby girl's first day at school! She looks so cute in her new outfit you just have to take a picture and put it on Facebook so all your friends and family can see. You're so excited dropping her off that you "check in" to her school on Facebook saying "I can't believe how big she's gotten. Time sure flies. One proud momma/daddy right here!"...

Meanwhile, the mystery guy whose friend request you hurriedly accepted earlier this morning is saving that picture you posted of your daughter in her cute new outfit to his phone and texting it to 60 other grown men across the world with the caption "Caucasian female. Age 5. Brown hair, green eyes. $2,500." Not only did you provide a picture of your little girl to a child trafficker, you've handed him the name and exact location of her school on a silver cyber platter. You go to pick her up at 3:00 this afternoon, but she's nowhere to be found. Little do you know, your precious baby girl was sold to a 43-year-old pedophile before you even stepped foot off campus this morning, and now she's on her way to South Africa with a bag over her head, confused, terrified and crying because a man she's never seen before picked her up from school, and now she doesn't know where her parents are, where she's going, or what's gonna happen to her.

STOP ADDING STRANGERS ON FACEBOOK

Share it with as many you know & avoid keeping your children in profile pics on ‪#‎Facebook‬, ‪#‎Whatsapp‬ etc.

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Simona1986 wrote: »

Hello there.......
Just a few words if that is okay.
I am sure i am boring you at this stage.
I have been talking to family members about the current situation regarding what is going on in the protest against water.
I say the protest about water because so many of you are focused on this point.
Well i suppose it is better than no focus at all.
Now believe me the people i spoke to are very highly qualified in the legal profession all my family are i am the only one who is not involved.
It is funny because a few years back i had a booming business and i was the hero of the hour but the great wheel turns and fortunes turn to misfortune.
Some may say tough or you get what you deserve but i say most people wont understand the passion involved in a lifetimes work.
Most people will never achieve the level of satisfaction such passion can bring.
Anyway i do not want to drift too far from the point here.
Let us say that the advice i get is free it would cost €250-€500 an hour if i was not the big brother.
Irish water whether it was setup properly or improperly because it has been commissioned to do a task by the government will be protected by that government and all the tasks set out will be shepherded till the task is finished.
The legislation needed is there anyway and like all government appointed tasks be they good or bad the government can and will bully its way through the courts etc confidently in the knowledge that they can evoke for the common good etc etc if need be.
I would imagine you will get a bill soon regardless of a meter installation and regardless of a contract.
The normal rules of business do not apply here because the government says so.
As for the gardai.
Are you really this disillusioned?
No amount of jibes and protests will turn them.
The are the strong arm of the law put there to keep you peasants in your place.
To maintain the status quo.
The public will be protected when it suits but they protect the government and the governments interests first and foremost.
And as the violence or protest escalate the level of policing will arise accordingly.
This is the reality we face.
This is what keeps us hemmed in ,corralled like sheep by the farmer.
The greater good is a carte blanche with which the government can unfurl the skull and cross bones and hoist its flag of intentions.
What would any cornered beast do?
I know many people will not like or agree to what i am saying.
I don’t like what i am saying for gods sake!
So on the basis that the government is correct and we are at fault we have a big problem.
And the cards are stacked in their favour.
What cards you may ask.........well remember the famous tale about the origins of the Hellfire Club in the Dublin mountains?
This story still haunts me to this day.
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Richard Parsons, the first Earl of Rosse, established the Hell-Fire Club in Dublin in 1735.
The president of the Hell Fire Club was named 'The King of Hell' and was dressed like Satan, with horns, wings and cloven hoofs.
One custom was that of leaving the vice-chair unoccupied for the devil in whose honour the first toast was always drunk.
The Clubs became associated with excessive drinking.
Scaltheen, a drink made from whiskey and butter was served in abundance during meetings of the Hell Fire Club.
Malachi Horan, in the book, Malachi Horan Remembers, says how they always had scaltheen ready at the Jobstown Inn.
Current urban lore tells us that it was, and still is, a site commonly used for the practice of Satanism and other occult activities, and that the Devil himself made brief appearances at some unspecified times in the past.
One story tells us a mysterious stranger seeks shelter on a stormy night, and a card game ensues.
A member of the household drops a card, and sees that below the table, the otherwise affable and charming visitor has a cloven hoof.
His or her screams made the Devil 'aware of her discovery, and he at once vanished in a thunder-clap leaving a brimstone smell behind him'.
There are may versions of events but the reality is this.
If you play poker with the government make sure you check under the table first....even if you are too frightened to do so.......check for the cloven foot before the cards are dealt out and the game begins therein lies the contract.
We should have stood up against them when they robbed us of our oil.
Instead they lied to us.
And it was a lie.
And no one can lie to me now to change that lie into a truth.
No matter how expensive the cost if there is oil it will be extracted.
Answer me this Mr Government man.
How come Norway taxes a minimum of 78% on the extraction of their oil?
How can that not be the most expensive part of a project regardless of the ramifications.
Add up what you like Norway is looking out for the people.
We just swallowed the garbage.
I even watched the debate on the governments exclusive news channel RTE.
I felt ill afterwards.
And now that mistake is compounded by the fact that the reserves are even bigger.......wtf?
And when was Board Gais sold? that was kept low key..........and Eircom don't get me started.
This is happening all around us people.
It is happening now.
It is happening outside your door right now.
The subterfuge ,the deceit,we will never be whole again.
And because i say this i will be branded an enemy of the state.
I will be branded a traitor by many of my own because most people do not care one jot for justice.
Justice is a chameleon.
Justice is shambolic for if we have to rely on it we are already doomed.
Justice is there to serve the euro.
And this will not change.
It breaks my heart to say it because i am a fighting man to the death.
People closest to me would know this.
We are up against the devil.
Make no mistake.
How can five million people be gelded with so much ease?
Why do we shame those who protest in our stead?
Why do we exterminate the passion in others to compensate for the rot that festers in our hearts?
Someone once said to me and i will never forget this........
‘If you want to roast an Irishman make sure you get another Irishman to turn the spit.’
Do you take the full meaning to heart and mind.
The full meaning of this hits home hardest today.
For I am sickened by the feelings i feel right now.
The glaring truth has come too late.
Our older people will die with less dignity than they were born with.
Why?
I will let you answer that.
Our sick and vulnerable will pave the path to our own graves.
Our homeless will be ignored by simply turning a blind eye.
Great men will be hunted for the pleasing of the mob.
And all the while our life blood will be spilled.
And their justice will look unkindly upon our deeds.
There is no justice for you and me.
There is no justice in our constitution because they have raped over the last 25 years.
You have no rights.
I apologize.
I made an error of course you have rights.
You have the right to shut up.
You have the right to be taxed till you breathe your last.
You have the right to be robbed.
You have the right to be abused by the catholic church.
You have the right to let the financial institutions of this country pick at your carcass.
You have the right to have cancer.
You have the right to be mentally ill.
You have the right to work your fingers to the bone.
You have the right to be addicted to what ever we choose to peddle to you.
You have the right to be mass medicated by drinking the poison we have piped into your homes.
And now you have earned the right to pay for this time and time again.
If there was a god up there in the sky i think we can safely say we are in need of him or her right now.
I am not writing this because i am just an angry confused coward.
I am writing this because i am the new face of Ireland.
I am a practical man that heeds sound practical advice.
I have the advice of my loved ones to back me up and believe me you will not meet a closer family.
Each one of us would sacrifice everything for one another without a second thought.
So when the legalities are spelled out i listen.
There is only one solution.
One!
There are 5 million of us.
We have to make a stand.
We the public, you and i have created this monster.
It is no one else’s fault.
This is the hardest bit.
We put them in power.
We fuel the madness.
We are the cloven foot.
For the government is each and every one of us.
It is not in the Dail.
It is in our homes and our hearts and this is where we make our stand.
Legislation does not matter because we the people can change that.
Our pens are as mighty as their swords are.
Our wills are indomitable.
Our voices the sweetest.
Left,right our politics does not fill our bellies.
Black,white our blood still stains the ground upon which we tread.
It is time.
Happy,unhappy,young,old,sick,healthy,bewildered,disillusioned it is time for us to make the hardest choice we will ever have to make.
It is a time for selflessness.
For sacrifice.
To regain our pride.
Ireland is not and will never be a part of Germany.
We will not sell our soul.
We are not afraid of what you hide under the table.
We will use the pen we will bring you down.
We will use the love we hold in our hears for all that is dearest to us.
We will use our voices to persuade you.
We will use the system to break you.
If you strike us the world will see your true colours.
If you beggar us you will feed us.
If you jail us we will break free.
If you enslave us you will fear us.
My Message is this.
We need to unite home by home.
Village by village.
Town by town.
City by city.
County by county.
Provence by province till as a country we stand as one.
And as long as we together Ireland will be whole again.T
Together we can take on the world.
Thank you for your time

fussyonion wrote: »

i cant even hav a blue wkd to cool down"