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Should I run or stay for sex

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    #272
    bear1
    Registered Users Posts: 12,812 ✭✭✭✭bear1


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Nothing worse than going to your wardrobe for a nice shirt and there's a lesbian lurking inside.

    You told me I could stay there :( I'm male though so the insults aren't needed now :mad:


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    #273
    Ed Winchester
    Registered Users Posts: 1,393 ✭✭✭Ed Winchester


    A lot of people seem to take large mouthfuls of coffee before reading posts on here...


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    #274
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Chris___ wrote: »
    I wish I had a couch. Two wooden chairs a mat and a TV in my sitting room


    Anyway to those out there not getting any sex the secret to attracting girls is not Lynx. Be a total bastard talk like you have another 100 girls you could have right now. Tell her what you want to do with her sexually and that you won't settle for less than what you put on the table. Most girls deep down are submissive and will agree to this. The odd time you might get a feminists extremist or closeted lesbian. Boy do they go mental at you.

    Also Craigslist casual encounters section. Yeah it's full of spam most days but sometimes there are genuine girls on it you just have to be quick. And most the genuine girls on it are DCU, UCD students or professionals so you ain't going to get disability cheque Ann who stinks of linden village cider. Anyway here I'm off to Castleconnell for the day.

    Wow.


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    #275
    Penny Tration
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    Ed Winchester wrote: »
    A lot of people seem to take large mouthfuls of coffee before reading posts on here...

    If I'm at home, I'm generally drinking a lot of coffee!


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    #276
    TheSheriff
    Registered Users Posts: 1,108 ✭✭✭TheSheriff


    Ed Winchester wrote: »
    A lot of people seem to take large mouthfuls of coffee before reading posts on here...

    Its before 12!!

    Coffee is all that can be consumed before this time


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    #277
    Brego888
    Registered Users Posts: 1,314 ✭✭✭Brego888


    Ah this guy Chris is golden. Please keep us informed of your next encounter.


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    #278
    Brego888
    Registered Users Posts: 1,314 ✭✭✭Brego888


    Ah this guy Chris is golden. Please keep us informed of your next encounter.


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    #279
    junior_apollo
    Registered Users Posts: 740 ✭✭✭junior_apollo


    I think someone mentioned earlier about how country women are like septic-tanks... I can definitely think of a few other containers of unwanted material after reading through this alright...

    I would like to mention that although country women are indeed crazy.. they are definitely worth it... much better in the long term... the crazy wears off them over time haha... (or we just get used to it! :))


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    #280
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    junior_apollo wrote: »
    I think someone mentioned earlier about how country women are like septic-tanks... I can definitely think of a few other containers of unwanted material after reading through this alright...

    I would like to mention that although country women are indeed crazy.. they are definitely worth it... much better in the long term... the crazy wears off them over time haha... (or we just get used to it! :))

    This just keeps getting better and better......


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    #281
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    junior_apollo wrote: »
    I think someone mentioned earlier about how country women are like septic-tanks... I can definitely think of a few other containers of unwanted material after reading through this alright...

    I would like to mention that although country women are indeed crazy.. they are definitely worth it... much better in the long term... the crazy wears off them over time haha... (or we just get used to it! :))
    Isn't that what itinerants call non-caravan dwelling women?
    Are you a kna...pik...gyp...traveller?


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    #282
    wampyrus77
    Registered Users Posts: 1,763 ✭✭✭wampyrus77


    i ve reading how do sex organisms, i cant wait to try them make a woman squirt from pussy during sex again


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    #283
    Esel
    Registered Users Posts: 22,039 ✭✭✭✭Esel


    wampyrus77 wrote: »
    i ve reading how do sex organisms, i cant wait to try them make a woman squirt from pussy during sex again
    Be very, very careful with those organisms... :cool:

    Not your ornery onager



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    #284
    Say Your Number
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 11,089 Mod ✭✭✭✭Say Your Number


    I think the first girl discovered the OP was posting personal stuff about her on here then she cut off his willy and force fed it to him, now she has usurped his account and is posting typical laddish bullsh1t for the laugh.


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    #285
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    wampyrus77 wrote: »
    i ve reading how do sex organisms, i cant wait to try them make a woman squirt from pussy during sex again

    Hello? :confused:


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    #286
    ViveLaVie
    Registered Users Posts: 984 ✭✭✭ViveLaVie


    Chris___ wrote: »

    Anyway to those out there not getting any sex the secret to attracting girls is not Lynx. Be a total bastard.

    Well you've got that down pretty well anyway OP.


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    #287
    Esel
    Registered Users Posts: 22,039 ✭✭✭✭Esel


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Hello? :confused:
    It's all about the prostrate gland, at the end of the lay.

    Who needs enemas when you have friends like that?

    Not your ornery onager



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    #288
    fermanagh_man
    Registered Users Posts: 810 ✭✭✭fermanagh_man


    And I thought Northen Women were mental


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    #289
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Chris, do you not find it time consuming setting up 2 accounts and sending messages to yourself to pretend you're a playa on boards?


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    #290
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Chris, do you not find it time consuming setting up 2 accounts and sending messages to yourself to pretend you're a playa on boards?


    He's already got god knows how many phones sending messages back and forth between them so he can post up the screen captures on Boards!

    I'm off to Ballinspittle today myself, ramblin' romeos be ramblin', romeoin' :pac:


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    #291
    zef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 947 ✭✭✭zef


    Multiple Phone Disorder indeed.

    I bet he texts himself looking for the w**k.


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    #292
    Esel
    Registered Users Posts: 22,039 ✭✭✭✭Esel


    zef wrote: »
    Multiple Phone Disorder indeed.

    I bet he texts himself looking for the w**k.
    Work, yeah?

    Oh, wait...

    Not your ornery onager



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    #293
    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    This is one of the funniest threads I've seen in a while. But also, in many other ways, one of the saddest.


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    #294
    Notorious97
    Registered Users Posts: 1,479 ✭✭✭Notorious97


    Discovered this thread tonight, went through all 25 pages to discover a poorly put together wind up. At least put some effort into it OP like feeky did!

    Disappointing altogether, standards of boards trolls is slipping unfortunately!

    Please keep us all informed of which county you are off to next, or put pics up at least instead of the kik messenger screen shots please!


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    #295
    Ralf and Florian
    Site Banned Posts: 1,489 ✭✭✭Ralf and Florian


    So there was no crazy girl and yer man never got his hole?


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    #296
    Grab All Association
    Registered Users Posts: 3,917 ✭✭✭Grab All Association


    Ralf and Florian wrote: »
    So there was no crazy girl and yer man never got his hole?

    Oh there was lol her uncle is super creepy.


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    #297
    eamonnq
    Registered Users Posts: 4,009 ✭✭✭eamonnq


    Chris___ wrote: »
    Oh there was lol her uncle is super creepy.

    Now that proves it is all true.

    End of thread, nothing more to see here, move along now ladies and gents, thank you.


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    #298
    For Forks Sake
    Registered Users Posts: 11,499 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    wampyrus77 wrote: »
    i ve reading how do sex organisms, i cant wait to try them make a woman squirt from pussy during sex again

    First, you'll need some butter......


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    #299
    blade1
    Registered Users Posts: 12,184 ✭✭✭✭blade1


    keith16 wrote: »
    This is one of the funniest threads I've seen in a while. But also, in many other ways, one of the saddest.

    Forget about sad bit and concentrate on the funny!


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    #300
    Fallschirmjager
    Registered Users Posts: 3,341 ✭✭✭Fallschirmjager


    Popcorn, check
    Beer, check
    Something sugary, check
    Bunny boiler hot babe, check
    Desperate guy looking for sex, check


    Now awaiting the inevitable castration post.....


    Also where did she goto school, fuk me that some terrible spelling in her sms. Although probably hard to type with a voodoo doll in the other hand..


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    #301
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    I started reading this in the middle of a Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia binge and found it to be even funnier than that. Even if its all bollíx (and I think it is) its still one of the most hilarious things Ive read on Boards.

    Can we make this a sticky?

    Can we give Chris his own subforum?


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