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Should I run or stay for sex

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    #182
    ShadowHearth
    Registered Users Posts: 22,929 ✭✭✭✭ShadowHearth


    Chris___ wrote: »
    This thread was a big mistake and I feel like a right bastard now. She said one or two messed up things the other day when she was drunk I honestly didn't think she would meet me or that she was serious about liking me and if we did it would just be a nsa one niter thing why I posted about it for the laugh but the past 24hrs with her it is like I am having an amazing dream looking at her into her eyes you get lost in them and she is so beautiful and the only thing crazy these past few hours is that she likes me a lot.

    I asked her a couple of days ago how many guys she was with because well you need to know these things (she is only 20 so assumed 6-8 guys max, 30+ if a total slut) never got answer until now. I am her second. Number 2 :) yes its not number 1 but its not number 31.

    Like I just won the lotto and keep winning it over and over again.

    Well that was disappointing. I was in a mood for some blood and gore. :(
    Best of luck m8. You never know how life turns and what you discover ;)


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    #183
    WILL NEVER LOG OFF
    Registered Users Posts: 138 ✭✭WILL NEVER LOG OFF


    anna080 wrote: »
    It's good that you're happy, but really, don't be so naive. She pretty much told you she just wants to get back at her ex, so as long as you know that that's all she wants you for then have fun.
    she's a young girl, she was drunk.

    lets just let the op enjoy this. although...
    prizefighter wrote: »
    So who is going to be the one to go to PRC and post a very candid link to this thread and thus act as a catalyst to the inevitable murder suicide which will surely shock Nenagh?!
    josip wrote: »
    Found her
    http://www.peoplesrepublicofcork.com/forums/showthread.php?t=228170

    And her ex
    http://www.peoplesrepublicofcork.com/forums/showthread.php?t=228130
    you bastards! sitting alone in a booth in a quiet pub, had a crazy lady laughing fit. many shifty looks.


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    #184
    DeadHand
    Registered Users Posts: 2,721 ✭✭✭DeadHand


    Chris___ wrote: »
    This thread was a big mistake

    DON'T EVER SAY THAT


    This thread is awesome.

    You're awesome, Chris.

    You're her no.2, Chris, always remember that.



    The plot thickens...


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    #185
    Bafucin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 642 ✭✭✭Bafucin


    Export wrote: »
    Ah no, she was going to mutilate the new girlfriend.

    Thaaat's pretty ****in crazy.


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    #186
    DeadHand
    Registered Users Posts: 2,721 ✭✭✭DeadHand


    anna080 wrote: »
    It's good that you're happy, but really, don't be so naive. She pretty much told you she just wants to get back at her ex, so as long as you know that that's all she wants you for then have fun.

    Away with your cynicism!


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    #187
    Heikki
    Registered Users Posts: 55 ✭✭Heikki


    Wow OP is so creepy. Uh shivers. I hope the poor girl cops on b4 thinking about having sex with him.


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    #188
    Aubrey loves Joe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 665 ✭✭✭Aubrey loves Joe


    She is gonna cry during the sex. Run now


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    #189
    GLaDOS
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    Chris___ wrote: »
    This thread was a big mistake and I feel like a right bastard now.

    I asked her a couple of days ago how many guys she was with because well you need to know these things (she is only 20 so assumed 6-8 guys max, 30+ if a total slut) never got answer until now. I am her second. Number 2 :) yes its not number 1 but its not number 31.
    .

    You feel like a right bastard for starting the thread, yet still post personal information she trusted you with?

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    #190
    Grab All Association
    Registered Users Posts: 3,917 ✭✭✭Grab All Association


    ScienceNerd wrote: »
    You feel like a right bastard for starting the thread, yet still post personal information she trusted you with?

    Don't think she will come across this thread (hope she don't or I will be dumped :D)


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    #191
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    Chris___ wrote: »
    Don't think she will come across this thread (hope not or I will be dumped :D)

    She has.....
    havent you seen the hypothetical "if you were a murderer" thread yet? :)


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    #192
    josip
    Registered Users Posts: 13,643 ✭✭✭✭josip


    Chris, if you think you're genuinely lucky, delete all your posts in this thread, then close your account. You've only had it a year. You'll be sacrificing a year of your past for an eternity of your future.

    You can always create a new Boards account; SoIMarriedAnAxeMurderer is available I see.


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    #193
    Bafucin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 642 ✭✭✭Bafucin


    Chris see you seem to be the type of bloke who likes to point at the drama in a relationship for spectators and we greatly appreciate that. But it is this type of behavior that is going to make it easier for her to justify killing you in her head. And not just you the next girl you want to shag. And before you know it you are known and the guy with a crazy ex who will destroy any girl kind enough to shift you.

    Where will the killing end?

    There is one question you really need to ask?

    Is the sex going to be THAT good?

    I think we all know it is.


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    #194
    DeadHand
    Registered Users Posts: 2,721 ✭✭✭DeadHand


    Chris___ wrote: »
    Don't think she will come across this thread (hope she don't or I will be dumped :D)

    Please Jesus let her discover this thread and start posting on it. Fully interactive drama!


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    #195
    mickoftheglens
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 17 ✭mickoftheglens


    I would give her a quare seeing to up against an auld abonded cottage wall.


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    #196
    Bafucin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 642 ✭✭✭Bafucin


    DeadHand wrote: »
    Please Jesus let her discover this thread and start posting on it. Fully interactive drama!

    It's gonna happen.


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    #197
    MS.ing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 680 ✭✭✭MS.ing


    is her name ciara and youre due to meet her in a petrol station, to discuss the new safe she found in her garden since you started on the journey?


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    #198
    Grab All Association
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    MS.ing wrote: »
    is her name ciara and youre due to meet her in a petrol station, to discuss the new safe she found in her garden since you started on the journey?

    Her sisters name is Ciara


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    #199
    jill_valentine
    Registered Users Posts: 7,090 ✭✭✭jill_valentine


    I haven't seen Audition, is it any good?


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    #200
    Novella
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    Chris___ wrote: »
    This thread was a big mistake and I feel like a right bastard now. She said one or two messed up things the other day when she was drunk I honestly didn't think she would meet me or that she was serious about liking me and if we did it would just be a nsa one niter thing why I posted about it for the laugh but the past 24hrs with her it is like I am having an amazing dream looking at her into her eyes you get lost in them and she is so beautiful and the only thing crazy these past few hours is that she likes me a lot.

    I asked her a couple of days ago how many guys she was with because well you need to know these things (she is only 20 so assumed 6-8 guys max, 30+ if a total slut) never got answer until now. I am her second. Number 2 :) yes its not number 1 but its not number 31.

    Like I just won the lotto and keep winning it over and over again.

    Oh she was drunk? You should've said sooner because that makes talking about seriously harming two other people not crazy at all. :pac:

    Do you "just need to know these things"? I don't think how many guys she slept with in her past is any of your business actually.


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    #201
    Export
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    Novella wrote: »
    Oh she was drunk? You should've said sooner because that makes talking about seriously harming two other people not crazy at all. :pac:

    Do you "just need to know these things"? I don't think how many guys she slept with in her past is any of your business actually.

    I have slept with more than 2 men. I think I absorbed a whole lot of CRAAZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ.
    Me hole.


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    #202
    Export
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 429 ✭✭Export


    I've just had a shocking revelation. This thread was genuine. LOL. 'Should I run or stay for sex'.
    Good God Almighty - save us all!


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    #203
    Doge
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    MS.ing wrote: »
    is her name ciara and youre due to meet her in a petrol station, to discuss the new safe she found in her garden since you started on the journey?
    Chris___ wrote: »
    Her sisters name is Ciara

    Wtf is going on there, has MS.ing figured out who she is?

    She closed her account within the last hour too apparently!


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    #204
    Export
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 429 ✭✭Export


    Esel wrote: »
    FYP

    It might be funny if it had basis in truth.

    It's not funny. On any level.


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    #205
    Esel
    Registered Users Posts: 22,016 ✭✭✭✭Esel


    Post deleted to spare your blushes, as you don't seem to get the FYP concept.

    In communist Russia, joke gets you.

    Not your ornery onager



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    #206
    FullblownRose
    Registered Users Posts: 1,501 ✭✭✭FullblownRose


    Why can't you just have sex with someone who isn't into 'mutlating' people?


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    #207
    lanos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 600 ✭✭✭lanos


    Crazy women are great fun
    I was seeing a stringfellows dancer in London when I was in my twenties in London. (looking back I'm not sure what she saw in me)
    She was crazy with a capital C
    Simple solution. Use a hotel, keep home address secret and have fun.
    Believe me, when you hit your 40's, you will cherish the memories.


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    #208
    blade1
    Registered Users Posts: 12,124 ✭✭✭✭blade1


    MS.ing wrote: »
    is her name ciara and youre due to meet her in a petrol station, to discuss the new safe she found in her garden since you started on the journey?
    Doge wrote: »
    Wtf is going on there, has MS.ing figured out who she is?

    She closed her account within the last hour too apparently!

    Can we presume MS.ing dead at this stage??
    Obliviously uncovered too much info and paid the ultimate price in doing so with her life.
    Well that's what I think happened anyway.

    Time for Jessica Fletcher me thinks!


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    #209
    ArtyM
    Registered Users Posts: 1,878 ✭✭✭ArtyM


    blade1 wrote: »
    Can we presume MS.ing dead at this stage??
    Obliviously uncovered too much info and paid the ultimate price in doing so with her life.
    Well that's what I think happened anyway.

    Time for Jessica Fletcher me thinks!

    When discussing choice of sexual partner, it is never time for Jessica Fletcher. That is just wrong dude. Wrong, wrong,wrong.


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    #210
    blade1
    Registered Users Posts: 12,124 ✭✭✭✭blade1


    ArtyM wrote: »
    When discussing choice of sexual partner, it is never time for Jessica Fletcher. That is just wrong dude. Wrong, wrong,wrong.

    Discussing choice of sexual partner???
    As if I'd do that over the internet to everyone?
    Surely no one would dream of doing...oh wait....


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    #211
    December2012
    Registered Users Posts: 4,695 ✭✭✭December2012


    Chris___ wrote: »
    Don't think she will come across this thread (hope she don't or I will be dumped :D)

    She should dump you.

    You've made a laughing stock out of her. For our amusement.






    Thanks btw!


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