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Should I run or stay for sex

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    #242
    raze_them_all_
    Registered Users Posts: 6,744 ✭✭✭raze_them_all_


    only 1 person before you, **** that's boring,


    "no seriously, missionary is the best position" etc


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    #243
    bear1
    Registered Users Posts: 12,812 ✭✭✭✭bear1


    Yeah OP I bet this is all real ;)


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    #244
    Penny Tration
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    So... Op has gone from wanting a ONS with a crazy person, to falling for said crazy person and talking about a relationship, to coming back here and showing us texts from some other girl that wants to sleep with him.

    You sound like a pretty nasty person, showing messages you receive on a public forum.

    You said in a previous post you felt terrible for doing it, because girl 1 was actually amazing.

    And yet you do it again with another girl.

    Here's an idea - stop announcing each time you're offered sex. It's sad.


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    #245
    TheSheriff
    Registered Users Posts: 1,108 ✭✭✭TheSheriff


    "Please F**k me" - classy wan!


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    #246
    bear1
    Registered Users Posts: 12,812 ✭✭✭✭bear1


    The_Sheriff wrote: »
    "Please F**k me" - classy wan!

    Marriage material.


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    #247
    rere
    Registered Users Posts: 107 ✭✭rere


    So you're the ex now, and she knows where you live...
    This will end well.


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    #248
    TheSheriff
    Registered Users Posts: 1,108 ✭✭✭TheSheriff


    rere wrote: »
    So you're the ex now, and she knows where you live...
    This will end well.

    Have to keep an eye on the news - young man killed following Tindr encounter.


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    #249
    Grab All Association
    Registered Users Posts: 3,917 ✭✭✭Grab All Association


    The last one was alright until she went back to Mallow. Her friends starting posting things on my Facebook stuff like "she's my friend hurt her and i'll hurt you and the 60+ year old commenting on her pics was her uncle. Who tells their niece she looks sexy.


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    #250
    TheSheriff
    Registered Users Posts: 1,108 ✭✭✭TheSheriff


    Chris___ wrote: »
    The last one was alright until she went back to Mallow. Her friends starting posting things on my Facebook stuff like "she's my friend hurt her and i'll hurt you and the 60+ year old commenting on her pics was her uncle. Who tells their niece she looks sexy.

    Thats fairly strange alright. Creepy unlce should always be a red flag.

    This thread is providing for a great read on the train from Dub to Cork I must say!


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    #251
    Barely There
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭Barely There


    A day will come in the future where the OP looks back and inwardly cringes that he needed to announce to the internet everytime he was planning on having sex.


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    #252
    Alf Veedersane
    Registered Users Posts: 24,579 ✭✭✭✭Alf Veedersane


    Chris___ wrote: »
    The last one was alright until she went back to Mallow. Her friends starting posting things on my Facebook stuff like "she's my friend hurt her and i'll hurt you and the 60+ year old commenting on her pics was her uncle. Who tells their niece she looks sexy.

    On the flip side, you came out of it all smelling of roses.

    Time to break out the Silvo and polish your suit of armour.


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    #253
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    You're really in your jocks sitting on the couch and batin' your todger at the thought of even talking to a woman who didn't scream immediately at the sight of you, aren't you OP?


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    #254
    DeltaWhite
    Registered Users Posts: 666 ✭✭✭DeltaWhite


    green_screen wrote: »
    So... Op has gone from wanting a ONS with a crazy person, to falling for said crazy person and talking about a relationship, to coming back here and showing us texts from some other girl that wants to sleep with him.

    You sound like a pretty nasty person, showing messages you receive on a public forum.

    You said in a previous post you felt terrible for doing it, because girl 1 was actually amazing.

    And yet you do it again with another girl.

    Here's an idea - stop announcing each time you're offered sex. It's sad.

    Pretty much everything green_screen said...

    Have to say I'm so glad I'm in a relationship, all this "dating" sh!te that goes on is enough to make me vom.... Even if I ever did end up single, the LAST place I would go to is Tinder... fcuk that..


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    #255
    Penny Tration
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    Hey, AH, I'm getting sex tonight! And tomorrow, and the next day!

    Is that how I do it?


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    #256
    Barely There
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭Barely There


    Darling, if you're reading this, I too am planning to have sex with you tonight, unless of course I'm too tired, in which case can we just have a nice mug of tea and watch an episode of Walking Dead?


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    #257
    Grab All Association
    Registered Users Posts: 3,917 ✭✭✭Grab All Association


    wazky wrote: »
    You're really in your jocks sitting on the couch and batin' your todger at the thought of even talking to a woman who didn't scream immediately at the sight of you, aren't you OP?

    I wish I had a couch. Two wooden chairs a mat and a TV in my sitting room


    Anyway to those out there not getting any sex the secret to attracting girls is not Lynx. Be a total bastard talk like you have another 100 girls you could have right now. Tell her what you want to do with her sexually and that you won't settle for less than what you put on the table. Most girls deep down are submissive and will agree to this. The odd time you might get a feminists extremist or closeted lesbian. Boy do they go mental at you.

    Also Craigslist casual encounters section. Yeah it's full of spam most days but sometimes there are genuine girls on it you just have to be quick. And most the genuine girls on it are DCU, UCD students or professionals so you ain't going to get disability cheque Ann who stinks of linden village cider. Anyway here I'm off to Castleconnell for the day.


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    #258
    Ed Winchester
    Registered Users Posts: 1,393 ✭✭✭Ed Winchester


    Chris___ wrote: »
    I wish I had a couch. Two wooden chairs a mat and a TV in my sitting room


    Anyway to those out there not getting any sex the secret to attracting girls is not Lynx. Be a total bastard talk like you have another 100 girls you could have right now. Tell her what you want to do with her sexually and that you won't settle for less than what you put on the table. Most girls deep down are submissive and will agree to this. The odd time you might get a feminists extremist or closeted lesbian. Boy do they go mental at you.

    Also Craigslist casual encounters section. Yeah it's full of spam most days but sometimes there are genuine girls on it you just have to be quick. And most the genuine girls on it are DCU, UCD students or professionals so you ain't going to get disability cheque Ann who stinks of linden village cider. Anyway here I'm off to Castleconnell for the day.

    Don't knock it till you've tried it...


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    #259
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    Chris___ wrote: »
    I wish I had a couch. Two wooden chairs a mat and a TV in my sitting room


    Anyway to those out there not getting any sex the secret to attracting girls is not Lynx. Be a total bastard talk like you have another 100 girls you could have right now. Tell her what you want to do with her sexually and that you won't settle for less than what you put on the table. Most girls deep down are submissive and will agree to this. The odd time you might get a feminists extremist or closeted lesbian. Boy do they go mental at you.

    Also Craigslist casual encounters section. Yeah it's full of spam most days but sometimes there are genuine girls on it you just have to be quick. And most the genuine girls on it are DCU, UCD students or professionals so you ain't going to get disability cheque Ann who stinks of linden village cider. Anyway here I'm off to Castleconnell for the day.


    Please, tell us more


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    #260
    wampyrus77
    Registered Users Posts: 1,763 ✭✭✭wampyrus77


    well i hope get third base with a woman by halloween


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    #261
    Penny Tration
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    How cute, OP thinks he's a PUA because he's managed to bang two girls he spoke to on a hook up site.

    Hook up sites are for sex, mate. No need to treat 'em mean, or do anything, really.

    It's quite sad that you think you're such an expert on women, though.


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    #262
    TheSheriff
    Registered Users Posts: 1,108 ✭✭✭TheSheriff


    DeltaWhite wrote: »
    Pretty much everything green_screen said...

    Have to say I'm so glad I'm in a relationship, all this "dating" sh!te that goes on is enough to make me vom.... Even if I ever did end up single, the LAST place I would go to is Tinder... fcuk that..

    Easy to say from the comfort of a relationship!

    You just wait, tindr will get you eventually! :D


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    #263
    Penny Tration
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    The_Sheriff wrote: »
    Easy to say from the comfort of a relationship!

    You just wait, tindr will get you eventually! :D

    Even when I was single and using dating sites, i couldn't bring myself to use Tindr :pac:


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    #264
    TheSheriff
    Registered Users Posts: 1,108 ✭✭✭TheSheriff


    green_screen wrote: »
    Even when I was single and using dating sites, i couldn't bring myself to use Tindr :pac:

    I have a housemate who has have unimaginable success on it I must say - it seems to be totally normal. He'd match with someone, then he was on his way to her house or she was coming over!!

    Very casual stuff altogether.

    I suppose you have to get it somewhere!


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    #265
    Penny Tration
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    The_Sheriff wrote: »
    I have a housemate who has have unimaginable success on it I must say - it seems to be totally normal. He'd match with someone, then he was on his way to her house or she was coming over!!

    Very casual stuff altogether.

    I suppose you have to get it somewhere!

    If I wanted casual hook ups, I'd say it'd be great, because I'm in the 'desired' age and gender category, but jaysus, I couldn't see myself being that desperate.


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    #266
    bear1
    Registered Users Posts: 12,812 ✭✭✭✭bear1


    Craigslist?
    The secret to getting sex OP is this.... now ssshhhh don't tell anyone... come closer..... listen carefully......















    Is to actually engage with a woman face to face... then you move onto the better stuff like... oh I don't know, actually having sex?
    Texting and posting your "macho" texts for the world to see is just about the saddest thing I've seen a man do in a long time.
    Poor OP :(


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    #267
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Nothing worse than going to your wardrobe for a nice shirt and there's a lesbian lurking inside.


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    #268
    TheSheriff
    Registered Users Posts: 1,108 ✭✭✭TheSheriff


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Nothing worse than going to your wardrobe for a nice shirt and there's a lesbian lurking inside.

    This just made me spit out my coffee on the train roaring laughing - needless to say the person sitting opposite me is looking at me strange.

    I am meant to be in the "quiet cabin"


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    #269
    DeltaWhite
    Registered Users Posts: 666 ✭✭✭DeltaWhite


    The_Sheriff wrote: »
    Easy to say from the comfort of a relationship!

    You just wait, tindr will get you eventually! :D

    To be reeeeeally honest here, I would prefer to pleasure myself rather than some creep coming over who I dont even know, or where he's been sticking his mickey... No thank you sir! :)


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    #270
    TheSheriff
    Registered Users Posts: 1,108 ✭✭✭TheSheriff


    DeltaWhite wrote: »
    To be reeeeeally honest here, I would prefer to pleasure myself rather than some creep coming over who I dont even know, or where he's been sticking his mickey... No thank you sir! :)

    Yeah I get that - and more power to you!

    Im not really bothered by the seedy-ness of the whole thing, its more that there is so many women out there who are willing to have casual one nighters/one hour sessions!

    It just goes against the normal stereotype that men are after one thing, when clearly a large proportion of women (at least in Dub) are after the exact same activities!


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    #271
    Penny Tration
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Nothing worse than going to your wardrobe for a nice shirt and there's a lesbian lurking inside.

    I spat coffee and dropped my phone on the floor from laughing so hard at this :o


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