Should I run or stay for sex

bear1

Well this thread ended in pure disappointment.

DeadHand

It's not over, is it?

Chris? Chris? Chrrrrriiiiiiisssssss???

Tar.Aldarion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRVxFPKAFKg

Taylor365

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRVxFPKAFKg

No Colonel?

Most disappointing.

Pulsating Star

Cut down up in the prime of life, terrible,terrible.

Export

I need to see a pic of this stunner.

everything is embarassing

This is going to end badly for you Chris.

A day will come when you think yourself safe and happy, and suddenly your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth.

_Whimsical_

At best this sounds like a rebound thing.
a girl who is demented over her ex, threatening to kill people, has only slept with one person but is now throwing herself at a stranger off the internet, sending him naked pics right after meeting him. It all sounds a little unstable!
Prepare for meltdown in the not too distant future. Just don't be the one to do the dumping unless you have a good lock on your bunny hutch. Sounds like she might not do well with rejection....

Day Lewin

I hate leaving before the end. I want to find out whodunnit!

DeadHand

Chris hasn't posted since yesterday... The lack of closure to this thing is killing me...

In his defence, it's tough to make posts when half of you is in a gear bag buried in the Wicklow mountains and the other half is in an old chest freezer somewhere in north Cork.

FairytaleGirl

Chris___ wrote: »

This thread was a big mistake and I feel like a right bastard now. She said one or two messed up things the other day when she was drunk I honestly didn't think she would meet me or that she was serious about liking me and if we did it would just be a nsa one niter thing why I posted about it for the laugh but the past 24hrs with her it is like I am having an amazing dream looking at her into her eyes you get lost in them and she is so beautiful and the only thing crazy these past few hours is that she likes me a lot.

I asked her a couple of days ago how many guys she was with because well you need to know these things (she is only 20 so assumed 6-8 guys max, 30+ if a total slut) never got answer until now. I am her second. Number 2 yes its not number 1 but its not number 31.

Like I just won the lotto and keep winning it over and over again.

HE CAUGHT THE CRAZY!

May God have mercy on your soul!

Hooked

I think the above post is from little miss 'crazy' and she's telling us that Chris has well and truly met his 'Fairytale Ending'...

Apt username is apt. XD

Goodnight, sweet prince.

Fat Christy

Chris___ wrote: »

This thread was a big mistake and I feel like a right bastard now. She said one or two messed up things the other day when she was drunk I honestly didn't think she would meet me or that she was serious about liking me and if we did it would just be a nsa one niter thing why I posted about it for the laugh but the past 24hrs with her it is like I am having an amazing dream looking at her into her eyes you get lost in them and she is so beautiful and the only thing crazy these past few hours is that she likes me a lot.

I asked her a couple of days ago how many guys she was with because well you need to know these things (she is only 20 so assumed 6-8 guys max, 30+ if a total slut) never got answer until now. I am her second. Number 2 yes its not number 1 but its not number 31.

Like I just won the lotto and keep winning it over and over again.

Oh gawd, you gullible fcuker. She'll have you balls in vice quicker then you can say 'squishy'.

roofer1988

RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN Never ever worth if you dump her you will be on her revenge list too.Go way and tear it off yourself less hassel

Fat Christy

roofer1988 wrote: »

RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN Never ever worth if you dump her you will be on her revenge list too.Go way and tear it off yourself less hassel

It's like dating Taylor Swift/Adele, never a good idea unless you want a whole album wrote about you.

Grab All Association

Another one. Not crazy but into a lot kinky stuff top comment was a bit too dirty why i snipped it. Off to Dungarvan this time.

Grab All Association

Make that two Wicklow town. Isn't Tinder great

Micky Dolenz

Back in my day, you had to go out to a local dance and court a girl, it was a long time before you saw the crazy.

Modern technology is great.

KeithM89

Coke and Mentos? Were you telling her you shoot your load very quickly?

kissmequick

*Gets Popcorn and goes to Page 1.*

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

I dying remember posting on this thread, why's it showinv up in my update list..... ?

nermal15

I would definitely go mental if someone posted my texts to them on boards. If she murders you, you only have yourself to blame.

DazMarz

So I guess our man Chris didn't get gutted, skinned and flayed alive by the mad wan from Cork.

And now he's going to stick his dick into crazy in Wicklow.

You stay classy.

Donnielighto

You are full of poo

Bafucin

Fat Christy wrote: »

It's like dating Taylor Swift/Adele, never a good idea unless you want a whole album wrote about you.

Dear god the man responsible for inspiring Taylor Swift owes the world of music an apology.

Fat Christy

Bafucin wrote: »

Dear god the man responsible for inspiring Taylor Swift owes the world of music an apology.

'You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me.'

Lyrical genius so she is.

blade1

What happened with the first girl,Chris?
I thought ye were madly????

bnagrrl

Fat Christy wrote: »

'You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me.'

Lyrical genius so she is.

You left out the best bit:

"Weeeeeeeeeee-heeeeeeeeeeee are never ever ever getting back together"

I'd say she's an absolute melter :pac:

Sinister Kid

Chris___ wrote: »

This thread was a big mistake and I feel like a right bastard now. She said one or two messed up things the other day when she was drunk I honestly didn't think she would meet me or that she was serious about liking me and if we did it would just be a nsa one niter thing why I posted about it for the laugh but the past 24hrs with her it is like I am having an amazing dream looking at her into her eyes you get lost in them and she is so beautiful and the only thing crazy these past few hours is that she likes me a lot.

I asked her a couple of days ago how many guys she was with because well you need to know these things (she is only 20 so assumed 6-8 guys max, 30+ if a total slut) never got answer until now. I am her second. Number 2 yes its not number 1 but its not number 31.

Like I just won the lotto and keep winning it over and over again.

Ah bless... When you get married your best man can reference this thread in his speech "When Chris first met the love of his life he was a tad apprehensive...."

farmerjj

Chris___ wrote: »

This thread was a big mistake and I feel like a right bastard now. She said one or two messed up things the other day when she was drunk I honestly didn't think she would meet me or that she was serious about liking me and if we did it would just be a nsa one niter thing why I posted about it for the laugh but the past 24hrs with her it is like I am having an amazing dream looking at her into her eyes you get lost in them and she is so beautiful and the only thing crazy these past few hours is that she likes me a lot.

I asked her a couple of days ago how many guys she was with because well you need to know these things (she is only 20 so assumed 6-8 guys max, 30+ if a total slut) never got answer until now. I am her second. Number 2 yes its not number 1 but its not number 31.

Like I just won the lotto and keep winning it over and over again.

Title should read should she stay or run!! RUN RUN RUN