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Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    Lyaiera wrote: »
    Ctrl + Zero to get it back to regular size.

    Yeah that'll work too if it was at regular size to begin with. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭Lyaiera


    Yeah that'll work too if it was at regular size to begin with. ;)

    They're such handy shortcuts when you have a PC hooked up to a TV.


  • Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    cheers, I got the font size back, dont know how I did it, but its back :))


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Dunnes offers. I got my Dunnes vouchers today and the latest offer is get 25 euro off when you spend 160 on one shop. Yeah, not a chance I'm going to be spending 160 euro in Dunnes, so no real offer then. I may be wrong on this but as far as I recall the last threshold for the offer was 75/100 euro. I don't know why they bother.

    I've started really shopping around and I doubt I'd spend more than 80 a week in Dunnes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Yes, when you can't get it up for the real loofah, you may be banging out one too many. :pac:
    Ok yea, that's just too much then. I knew a guy that this happened to when he was in his teens, everyone knew about it. Poor bastard.
    Jake1 wrote: »
    phone is now in bowl of rice, Im in a tizzy.
    If you leave it in a bowl of rice over night, an asian guy will come and fix it by the time you wake up!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    smash wrote: »
    Ok yea, that's just too much then. I knew a guy that this happened to when he was in his teens, everyone knew about it. Poor bastard.


    If you leave it in a bowl of rice over night, an asian guy will come and fix it by the time you wake up!

    I love me some porn when the mood takes me but I also like the real thing as well. :pac:

    Balance, people, balance. :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    I am meticulous about hygiene. I shower at least once if not twice a day, I use anti perspirant, perfume, body lotion, always have my hair and makeup and teeth immaculate. But yet, I still feel dirty. At the airport, I'm paranoid I smell. I keep asking my brother to smell me to see if he thinks I'm starting to stink and he is getting annoyed with me.

    Apparently I don't smell but I feel like I do. Blah. I need to shower. :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    You know what annoys me? Story line sin porn... seriously, I reckon the average is around 15 mins these days before you see some action! Aint nobody got time for that!
    At the airport, I'm paranoid I smell.
    duty free... cover yourself in ALL the testers just to be safe!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭Barely There


    You sure it's the font and you haven't zoomed out? Try Ctrl + Plus a couple of times.
    Lyaiera wrote: »
    Ctrl + Zero to get it back to regular size.

    I just move my face closer to or further away from the screen.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    I am meticulous about hygiene. I shower at least once if not twice a day, I use anti perspirant, perfume, body lotion, always have my hair and makeup and teeth immaculate. But yet, I still feel dirty. At the airport, I'm paranoid I smell. I keep asking my brother to smell me to see if he thinks I'm starting to stink and he is getting annoyed with me.

    Apparently I don't smell but I feel like I do. Blah. I need to shower. :(

    I hate that.

    And then you sweat more because you're panicking that you smell which then makes you smell. It's a vicious circle!!

    I sweat like a mad yolk especially when busy or stressed out. I carry round bottles of deodeorant and shower whenever the opportunity arises. If the showers were better at work, I'd probably shower at lunchtime.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    I hate that.

    And then you sweat more because you're panicking that you smell which then makes you smell. It's a vicious circle!!

    I sweat like a mad yolk especially when busy or stressed out. I carry round bottles of deodeorant and shower whenever the opportunity arises. If the showers were better at work, I'd probably shower at lunchtime.

    I have to sit on a plane for 7 odd hours, then get to a hotel, before I will be able go destink myself.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭gugleguy


    Lexie, just think about number 1 like anybody in your position and blather along on boards.ie. Don't mind the other plane passengers. The kiddies onboard might find it novel.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    gugleguy wrote: »
    The kiddies onboard might find it novel.

    You just reminded me that schools are back in 2 weeks... there goes my lie in :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Sitting beside sweaty stinky people on planes


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭gugleguy


    smash wrote: »


    If you leave it in a bowl of rice over night, an asian guy will come and fix it by the time you wake up!
    only trust an Asian guy.
    Don't trust somebody from anywhere else. They'll just tell you it's totalled and then flog the thing on for a Hugh personal profit of their own.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    When I was younger, I constantly had sweaty pits. This kicked my self confidence in the nuts daily. No smell, just the sweat, but it made me want to shower all the time.
    Now though, I dont really sweat in my pits anymore. Even after a 5k run, my shirt will be ringing apart from the pits.
    But then some days, out of the blue I will have sweat patches again and it will freak me out and will revert back to my younger self momentarily.

    This really impacted the way I bought clothes when I was younger, only certain fabrics, certain colours, nothing heavy.
    Even now when buying clothes I find myself going through the checklist, until I check myself and realise I don't need to do that anymore.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 181 ✭✭berrygood


    I have to sit on a plane for 7 odd hours, then get to a hotel, before I will be able go destink myself.

    Sure Maximum Protection is very good. No smells! Rubbing a slice of lemon under your armpits will also stop the smell. Just make sure it's not on a freshly shaved armpit.... ouch! :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    When I was younger, I constantly had sweaty pits. This kicked my self confidence in the nuts daily. No smell, just the sweat, but it made me want to shower all the time.
    Now though, I dont really sweat in my pits anymore. Even after a 5k run, my shirt will be ringing apart from the pits.
    But then some days, out of the blue I will have sweat patches again and it will freak me out and will revert back to my younger self momentarily.

    This really impacted the way I bought clothes when I was younger, only certain fabrics, certain colours, nothing heavy.
    Even now when buying clothes I find myself going through the checklist, until I check myself and realise I don't need to do that anymore.

    One word


    Botox


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Smidge wrote: »
    One word


    Botox
    I considered it at one stage!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Smidge wrote: »
    One word


    Botox

    Much better on the forehead, although I hear its fantastic for underarms too. Such a weird feeling, I wonder if it'd be the same feeling underNeath your arms


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭✭Generic Dreadhead


    Not knowing what some people on AH look like :mad::mad::mad:

    You need to be judged for your looks damn it!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 826 ✭✭✭geeksauce


    Sinutab - It comes in a pack of 15 yet you are supposed to take 2 at a time, so after 7 dosages you are left with one tablet, seriously make it 14 or 16 not bloody 15.

    In work and someone rings up and I have the following conversation:

    Them: Yeah I am just looking for a number for x?

    Me: Ok its 086

    Them: Oh wait I'll just grab a pen

    Me:arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggh


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Cormac... wrote: »
    Not knowing what some people on AH look like :mad::mad::mad:

    You need to be judged for your looks damn it!!!!
    Know your lookalikes is a hilarious. Endless entertainment!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Cormac... wrote: »
    Not knowing what some people on AH look like :mad::mad::mad:

    You need to be judged for your looks damn it!!!!

    You wondering how fat I am?

    Sorry babes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Christy's so fat that she doesn't need the internet... she's already world wide!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    I considered it at one stage!

    A friend (I swear) had it done for their pits. Same as you, no smell just sweat and they said it was the best thing they ever did and couldn't believe they waited so long.
    Was very reasonable too and they only bother doing it once a year.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 733 ✭✭✭Reebrock


    People on planes putting their seats back. They are scum.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Smidge wrote: »
    A friend (I swear) had it done for their pits. Same as you, no smell just sweat and they said it was the best thing they ever did and couldn't believe they waited so long.
    Was very reasonable too and they only bother doing it once a year.


    I think this is what is was actually designed for ..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    I think this is what is was actually designed for ..

    I haven't a clue tbh but definitely know that it worked for my friend.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,691 ✭✭✭failinis


    When my brother boils the kettle, then walks off for 5mins up stairs/bathroom/outside, comes back down and boils it again, and sometimes even another boil.
    Just make the fecking tea, and drink it.
    Don't set off the loud kettle more times than is needed.


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