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07-08-2014 09:30PM

dar100 wrote: »

Your forgot your Capitals on every word

You forgot your full stop.

dar100 · 07-08-2014 09:31PM

Haha dam iPhone!

fleet_admiral · 07-08-2014 09:32PM

me fella nvr dun nutin

dem 50 convictins wer rong indentty

Ave Sodalis · 07-08-2014 09:35PM

My brother showed me a post one of his friends put up. It was about one of those extremely stupid "like for an honest opinion" things... Only the guy who had it was giving his completely honest opinion. Needless to say, this was bound to offend more than a few people... One girl in particular got something along the lines of being told she was an annoying, attention seeking b*tch who loved herself too much and was glad to put other people down to make herself feel better. Of course, this girl (who was half naked in her profile picture) took it very badly. She put it up on her page along with a status saying that she was being bullied and proceeded to call the guy every name under the sun. The resulting comments included the typical "U ok hun?!xoxo" and others that told the guy he should go kill himself.

About twenty comments down, someone actually had the sense to tell her that, although what he said was horrible, what she's doing is as bad, if not worse and she should take the post down. This resulted in the girl going crazy and attacking the other guy, accusing him of being a bully, of being too stupid to understand, telling him he should join the first guy in jumping off a bridge etc etc. All the while, I just had to shake my head and despair slightly at some members of the up and coming generation...

Ted_YNWA · 07-08-2014 09:46PM

Facebook gives people a platform to spread their inane drivel to the masses.

Too many attention seeking "look at me" "look at me""look at me""look at me""look at me""look at me""look at me""look at me""look at me""look at me""look at me""look at me""look at me""look at me""look at me""look at me""look at me".

Pictures of every stage of their kids lives. How long until their is a picture of their progeny's first deposit in toilet training.

obezyana · 07-08-2014 09:48PM

Benicetomonty wrote: »

Hope ur ok hun xxx

I fu@king hate that.

retro:electro · 07-08-2014 09:49PM

I hate Facebook. I honestly feel like I have nothing in common with most people anymore, people have become so obsessed with themselves. The world has gone mad.

Hotfail.com · 07-08-2014 09:51PM

Person 1's Status = "cant beleve he dumpd me! losing the wil to liv"
Person 2 ='"What's up luv?"
Person 1 = "Oh nutin"
Person 2 = "k lol"

yermandan · 07-08-2014 09:53PM

https://www.facebook.com/groups/LetsTalkAboutJohnGilligan/

obezyana · 07-08-2014 10:10PM

anna080 wrote: »

I hate Facebook. I honestly feel like I have nothing in common with most people anymore, people have become so obsessed with themselves. The world has gone mad.

I find it good for keeping in contact with family abroad but after that it's a cesspit. I think keeping your friends to actual friends is the best way for Facebook to work.

Pablodreamsofnew · 07-08-2014 10:12PM

'nigt nigt fb friends'

dar100 · 07-08-2014 10:14PM

Loving life right now

FloatingVoter · 07-08-2014 10:14PM

Facebook - where boring people live on the internet. Its good to keep them cooped up in one place.

cazzer22 · 07-08-2014 10:20PM

Thanks for the birthday wishes xx

cazzer22 · 07-08-2014 10:22PM

Also this whole 'feeling excited, feeling happy' crap.

People who check in at an airport and tag their destination, too.

Unknown Soldier · 07-08-2014 10:28PM

You use facebook, you're a sap.

What did you think people were going to progress to after Bebo etc?

I hope the Ebola virus goes rampant.

Pablodreamsofnew · 07-08-2014 10:29PM

i hate the rants about their partners or couples fighting via facebook that live together!

chosen1 · 07-08-2014 10:30PM

Works at:

Being a full time mad bastard

Or

Full time mammy to my little angels

Goat the dote · 07-08-2014 10:31PM

cazzer22 wrote: »

Also this whole 'feeling excited, feeling happy' crap.

People who check in at an airport and tag their destination, too.

An open invitation to rob the gaff

Thoie · 07-08-2014 10:32PM

Unknown Soldier wrote: »

You use facebook, you're a sap.

What did you think people were going to progress to after Bebo etc?

I hope the Ebola virus goes rampant.

Hoping it mutates, and learns to spread via Facebook might be better?

petrolcan · 07-08-2014 10:33PM

Robsweezie wrote: »

anal yiz

EEEEWWWWWWW!

cazzer22 · 07-08-2014 10:36PM

Goat the dote wrote: »

An open invitation to rob the gaff

Exactly. Dopes.

Unknown Soldier · 07-08-2014 10:38PM

Thoie wrote: »

Hoping it mutates, and learns to spread via Facebook might be better?

No.

Spreading through actual interaction is fine with me, versus fakebook.

Trebor176 · 07-08-2014 10:41PM

"Havin de bantz wit my hunz/hunzos/bitches/girlos"

"Gorgeous pic hun" or something along those lines.

"Awwww, hugs hun" usually if she has broken a nail or something other terrible event.

shruikan2553 · 07-08-2014 10:55PM

How do people sit there and think "you know what, Im going to take a picture of myself and put it online"? I thought at first maybe Im not attractive enough to understand but then I looked at them and thought neither are they most of the time! Then there's shruikans law of selfies which shows us that the worst the person look the more people will say they look "fab". No they dont, they look like a heifer dressed up as a clown oompa lumpa.

Any key? · 07-08-2014 10:57PM

MrsYelnekoff wrote:

i hate the rants about their partners or couples fighting via facebook that live together!

Also nothing worse than a couple who you know are sat beside each other on the couch saying Happy anniversary babe or I Love you or something along those lines.
Is nothing private anymore?

fleet_admiral · 07-08-2014 11:01PM

chosen1 wrote: »

Works at:

Being a full time mad bastard

Or

Full time mammy to my little angels

algles

shruikan2553 · 07-08-2014 11:08PM

fleet_admiral wrote: »

algles

angles :P

Jikashi · 08-08-2014 09:29AM

Person 1: fck sake/Ugh/:(
Person 2: wats wrong? x
Person 1: don't wanna talk about it

Person 3: wats wrong?
Person 1: inbox me i tell u x
Person 4: wats wrong
Person 1: notin
(thread continues in this fashion for about 50 posts with no elaboration on "Ugh")

TAKE A LONG WALK OFF A SHORT PIER, PERSON 1!

pc7 · 08-08-2014 09:34AM

Speaking of the 'Hope ur ok Hun?' types, has a new person taken over that page, its not as good as it used to be?

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