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Ladies and gentlemen, Yore Mas is now open under new management

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    #1082
    trout
    Registered Users Posts: 9,922 ✭✭✭trout


    *wanders in*

    *examines till*

    Eh ... what happened to the till? It's empty :confused:


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    #1083
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Honour system?


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    #1084
    trout
    Registered Users Posts: 9,922 ✭✭✭trout


    I'm sure we used to deal with cold hard cash.

    *squints at Tom Dunne*

    Are you sure you dealt with Mr. Herboglovski?


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    #1085
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    His name is mud around here.

    Last I heard, he was running a cattery in Lithuania.

    And yes, I did.


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    #1086
    trout
    Registered Users Posts: 9,922 ✭✭✭trout


    *pats empty pockets*

    Have you ever seen a white eared elephant?


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    #1087
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    That elephant must live in either a very cold climate, or where the trees are very low hanging.


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    #1088
    trout
    Registered Users Posts: 9,922 ✭✭✭trout


    I think you are thinking of the pygmy shrew ... which has some similarities.


    Rodent-Short-eared_Elephant_Shrew-by_John_White.jpg


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    #1089
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    My mistake.


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    #1090
    trout
    Registered Users Posts: 9,922 ✭✭✭trout


    *pats empty pockets again*


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    #1091
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    What's with the empty pockets?


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    #1092
    OldGoat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,633 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    What's with the empty pockets?
    It's the elephant in the room. We don't talk about it.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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    #1093
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Ah, that explains the round footprints in the sawdust.


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    #1094
    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,502 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    *falls in door*


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    #1095
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Well, will you look at what the, em, elephant just dragged in.


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    #1096
    trout
    Registered Users Posts: 9,922 ✭✭✭trout


    Where's my bar-stool ?


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    #1097
    Toto Wolfcastle
    Registered Users Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭Toto Wolfcastle


    trout wrote: »
    Where's my bar-stool ?

    I...improved it.

    th?id=HN.608025536618500023&pid=15.1


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    #1098
    trout
    Registered Users Posts: 9,922 ✭✭✭trout


    picture.php?albumid=634&pictureid=3591


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    #1099
    OldGoat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,633 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    /Installs barstool protection

    110604_buster.JPG

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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    #1100
    trout
    Registered Users Posts: 9,922 ✭✭✭trout


    I once saw a man, in a bar, sneeze into a poodle.

    That's right ... he used a poodle as a hanky.

    True story. It was a Sunday, during Holy Hour.


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    #1101
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Ah remember holy hour. Loved that. Sitting in a darkened pub drinking pints and praying. Good times.


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    #1102
    trout
    Registered Users Posts: 9,922 ✭✭✭trout


    Good times? Yes ... but not for poodles.


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    #1103
    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    That's ruff


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    #1104
    patrickc
    Registered Users Posts: 7,875 ✭✭✭patrickc


    ah great to see some familiar faces

    round of drinks on me

    I'll have a beer_31057.jpg


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    #1105
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users Posts: 14,544 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    a_pint_of_guinness_extra_cold_by_rlkitterman-d52iian.jpg


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    #1106
    DenMan
    Registered Users Posts: 7,957 ✭✭✭DenMan


    Guinness for Tom!

    Evening all!

    *Orders round for the house*


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    #1107
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users Posts: 14,544 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Good man Den, how's things...


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    #1108
    DenMan
    Registered Users Posts: 7,957 ✭✭✭DenMan


    Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »
    Good man Den, how's things...

    Things are great Tom. Only a couple of weeks left in work until the summer holidays! Hope all is well with you! :)

    *Sips lovely pint*


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    #1109
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users Posts: 14,544 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Yeah, all is very good right now. I'll be taking a couple of days off this week myself to just relax and catch up on a bit of this n that....


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    #1110
    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    This thread needs a coctail:whiskey_sour.jpg


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    #1111
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Hmmmm


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