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  • #7862
    Lucifer MorningStar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


    Some guy on my friends list is always liking his own posts :confused:


  • #7863
    cantdecide
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,364 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    "just read garth mite pull out of all concerts"

    A published writer and "qualified proofreader".


  • #7864
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    cantdecide wrote: »
    "just read garth mite pull out of all concerts"

    A published writer and "qualified proofreader".

    Gart musta bin ragin over it, de poor mite. xoxo


  • #7865
    cynicalcough
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 127 ✭✭cynicalcough


    Fieldog wrote: »
    tipicle guverment....

    "...

    Haha


  • #7866
    maximo31
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,029 ✭✭✭maximo31


    'Serious nice people In thiland.walked through a mall with out a tee shirt . Three security men took a fence to it .an beat me half to death...tried to break my shoulder , back and legs weird bunch of ****s. Haha tell them that ure going to **** their mother grandmother , sister, and the say how much .... don't wear a tee shirt and they turn in to low flying helicopters . Would be a lovely place if their morals weren't up in their are. Any way having a great holiday only for loosing my bank card and definitely getting the worse beating of my life , twas like being in a Bruce Lee film....'

    Accompanied by pictures taken by himself in the shower of some of the bruises!


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  • #7867
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,279 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    jeez he was lucky he wasn't killed being hit by a fence ;)


  • #7868
    Fluxfan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 218 ✭✭Fluxfan


    "passports and tickets at the ready, Belfast here we come!!"

    (Sent from person travelling from Roi)


  • #7869
    iDave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭iDave


    '31 hours without food....still not hungry....must be a record for me.....think I might double it.'

    Keep going lad do the world a favour


  • #7870
    Fiolina
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 623 ✭✭✭Fiolina


    I just found a Fb page called " Love Angles".

    It's nothing to do with geometry :o:eek:


  • #7871
    Wilberto
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,582 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


    Fiolina wrote: »
    I just found a Fb page called " Love Angles".

    It's nothing to do with geometry :o:eek:

    Clearly, it has to do with different positions during the act of love. The different angles with which one's can be at.



    :pac::pac:


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  • #7872
    Fiolina
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 623 ✭✭✭Fiolina


    Wilberto wrote: »
    Clearly, it has to do with different positions during the act of love. The different angles with which one's can be at.



    :pac::pac:

    That's it hun:D


  • #7873
    homemadecider
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,858 ✭✭✭homemadecider


    Status from Ricky Gervais just now:

    Women, don't bother with fertility treatment. Just get a vicious dog and start smoking and wearing leggings. You'll have 6 kids in no time.


  • #7874
    implausible
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,937 ✭✭✭implausible


    Fieldog wrote: »
    de cuntry,

    Best. Spelling. Ever.


  • #7875
    peewee_44
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 490 ✭✭peewee_44


    Person A - No my parents just brought me up to understand and Write English. Guess they brought me up correctly.

    Person B - Its right? Not write u dope lol

    Person A - Lmfao no they brought me up to write correctly that's the right thing to do. Seriously go learn some grammar and stop drinking

    How can you not know the difference between right and Write lol


  • #7876
    House of Blaze
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 627 ✭✭✭House of Blaze


    peewee_44 wrote: »
    Person A - No my parents just brought me up to understand and Write English. Guess they brought me up correctly.

    Person B - Its right? Not write u dope lol

    Person A - Lmfao no they brought me up to write correctly that's the right thing to do. Seriously go learn some grammar and stop drinking

    How can you not know the difference between right and Write lol

    Lol indeed!


  • #7877
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    peewee_44 wrote: »
    Person A - No my parents just brought me up to understand and Write English. Guess they brought me up correctly.
    Not that well, it would seem.


  • #7878
    roro1990
    Closed Accounts Posts: 317 ✭✭roro1990


    "I don't mean to sound daft or anyting but r magaluf still in the world cup?"


  • #7879
    secondrowgal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,091 ✭✭✭secondrowgal


    roro1990 wrote: »
    "I don't mean to sound daft or anyting but r magaluf still in the world cup?"

    Sheaninigans!!!

    That's from twitter ;)


  • #7880
    implausible
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,937 ✭✭✭implausible


    peewee_44 wrote: »
    Person A - No my parents just brought me up to understand and Write English. Guess they brought me up correctly.

    Person B - Its right? Not write u dope lol

    Person A - Lmfao no they brought me up to write correctly that's the right thing to do. Seriously go learn some grammar and stop drinking

    How can you not know the difference between right and Write lol

    I'm beginning to redirect my violent impulses towards people who randomly capitalise words. At least txtspkrs just can't spell. The cApital Letter anywhere i Feel like it brigade often can spell :mad:


  • #7881
    Fluxfan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 218 ✭✭Fluxfan


    implausible wrote: »
    I'm beginning to redirect my violent impulses towards people who randomly capitalise words. At least txtspkrs just can't spell. The cApital Letter anywhere i Feel like it brigade often can spell :mad:

    +1trillion


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  • #7882
    Toots
    Administrators, Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,979 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Toots


    Fieldog wrote: »
    He's at it again, check out this little dinger :

    I apologize in addvance of de peeple who wit tikets for gart bruks dats canseld, but for fuk sake ders MUCH mor important tings in de cuntry, hospitals, homeless, pay cuts, no room for elderly in A&E, childrens hospitals...tipicle guvernment..... get over it and talk about important tings, corupt fukers

    Reply 1 - Lol grt minds think alike

    OP - Its trew dow, again ill say guvernment ar *****

    Reply 2 - Feck of D Im going d lost lol it's only a ticket ur rite worst things to worry about cuz x

    Now whilst the sentiment is lovely, one would think that surely his phone should have some form of autocorrect, or has he programmed in all the wrong spelling of "tingz" in the dictionary...

    He missed out the education crisis. Makes me despair that this is the product of our country's education system.


  • #7883
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    implausible wrote: »
    I'm beginning to redirect my violent impulses towards people who randomly capitalise words. At least txtspkrs just can't spell. The cApital Letter anywhere i Feel like it brigade often can spell :mad:
    I can touch type and have a pretty fast word per minute but if I tried to Capitalise Every Word, It Would Seriously Slow Down My Typing Speed (even typing that annoyed me).

    Why, WHY do some people feel the need to capitalise the first letter of every word????? It makes no sense :confused:


  • #7884
    Fez juslikethat
    Site Banned Posts: 6 ✭Fez juslikethat


    I'm in shock!! I've always been proud to be Irish, even during the all the last few years, but today I am absolutely ashamed, it's shocking, i'm so Pissed it's not even funny!!!
    .


  • #7885
    XxMCRxBabyxX
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,441 Mod ✭✭✭✭XxMCRxBabyxX


    Fez juslikethat wrote: »
    .

    Please tell me that that isn't over the damn Garth Brooks ridiculousnesss?


  • #7886
    Fez juslikethat
    Site Banned Posts: 6 ✭Fez juslikethat


    you'd like to think it's not, but... (it is)


  • #7887
    Anonymagician
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,137 ✭✭✭Anonymagician


    "Wonder if anyone's ever paid to get their whole body tattooed in tan coloured ink. Would be Sooo much easier than sunbeds & fake tan! :)"


  • #7888
    rawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    Anonymagician wrote: »
    "Wonder if anyone's ever paid to get their whole body tattooed in tan coloured ink. Would be Sooo much easier than sunbeds & fake tan! :)"

    My boyfriend actually brought up the same question yesterday :o


  • #7889
    leggo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,061 ✭✭✭leggo


    I think the whole Garth debacle has brought the full spectrum of uneducated stupidity to the fore on social media. The amount of people I've seen somehow link it to "how d guverment fukkd us al"


  • #7890
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Re Gareth :D
    What a shower of ****ing clueless bastards we have in this laughing stock of a so called country


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  • #7891
    shruikan2553
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    I love how somehow the rest of the world cares, never mind laughs at us for having some singer cancel his concerts in Ireland as if there wasnt far worse things that actually mattered for us to be laughed at.


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