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cantdecide

"Urge to vaguebook; rising"

beakerjoe

Some one posted up a news article about a woman who walked free from court after stabbing a baby, one of the comments after it

"Ah we all do stupid things wen drunk an high on drugs, i know I did. it wud,b front page material id d poor baby wasn harmed. but unfortunatly this is teh case. , good to see no lastin damage to d kid an this gil changed her life round fo d better "

Invisible Monsters

Just because I borrowed your pogo stick when I was drunk does not mean I'm your friend Mr. Homeless man

IvyTheTerrible

beakerjoe wrote: »

Some one posted up a news article about a woman who walked free from court after stabbing a baby, one of the comments after it

"Ah we all do stupid things wen drunk an high on drugs, i know I did. it wud,b front page material id d poor baby wasn harmed. but unfortunatly this is teh case. , good to see no lastin damage to d kid an this gil changed her life round fo d better "

I really hope that commenter doesn't have kids!

shruikan2553

beakerjoe wrote: »

Some one posted up a news article about a woman who walked free from court after stabbing a baby, one of the comments after it

"Ah we all do stupid things wen drunk an high on drugs, i know I did. it wud,b front page material id d poor baby wasn harmed. but unfortunatly this is teh case. , good to see no lastin damage to d kid an this gil changed her life round fo d better "

Why do so many people claim we all do stupid things when talking about others who did something illegal and endangered lives. I may have beat someone, stole their car, ran it into an orphanage and then required an armed response unit to take me down but sure doesn't it happen to all of us?

beakerjoe

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

I really hope that commenter doesn't have kids!

Oh he does. He has a Facebook persona. You know, on FB he is a nice guy and a great dad, yet in reality hes a coke fiend, drug dealing, agro nut job who would hop on ya in a bar for no reason at all.

Nice guy

MrVestek

Invisible Monsters wrote: »

Just because I borrowed your pogo stick when I was drunk does not mean I'm your friend Mr. Homeless man

You shagged a homeless man when you were drunk?!


DOOORRRTY!

shruikan2553

when you havent heard from your boyfriend in 4 weeks no contact at all is rather weird. i havent felt like this since i was 16 when the guy went to the usa to see his sister ( but waking up during the night crying by gettin mean calls from a girl who says shes his wife ) i now know what true love really means now

When a guy has blocked you for 4 weeks take the hint.

Gerinspain

My cousin's daughter had a baby boy - his first grandson after 5 granddaughters. The OP here was a picture to congratulate him, these people are from London....


***** Walsh CONGRATULATIONSSSSS ****** ********* SOOOOOO PROUD OF YOU LIL SIS SOOOOOO PROUD XXXXXXXXXX
11 July at 08:41 · Like · 1

******* ********* ISN'T IT AMAZING WALSHEEEeeeee !!!! xxxxxx
11 July at 08:42 · Like · 2

***** Walsh OHHHH *****IEEEEEEE WHEN I READ YOUR POST MY HEART JERKED TEARS STARTING TO FLOW THEN I SEE MY BEAUTIFUL LIL SIS ****** IN MY HEAD AND STARTED DOING THE RUNNING MAN FOR YOU ALL ITS AMAZINGGGGGGG YESSSS ******* ********* I REPEAT IT AMAZINGGGGGG YESSSSSSSSSSS XXXXX
11 July at 09:34 · Like · 2

***** Walsh's friend ~♡~Aww..Congratz*xxxxxx*n*Fam*....,ThatzWonderfulNewz..!!.n'*Bud'D*..,U'Still'R'n'AlwayzWillBe'a'BIG'hearted°Nutta°.!!~♡~
11 July at 12:54 · Like · 2

***** Walsh HOW COULD I NOT GO CRAZZZZYYYY AT THIS FANTASTICKKKKKKKK NEWS BUD T IM SOOOOOOO OVER THE MOON WITH THIS NEWS I LOVE THIS FAMILY SOOOO MUCH THEYVE GOT ME WHERE I AM TODAY UNKNOWINGLY PS ORIGINAL NUTTAAAAA I DECLARE lol xxxxxxx
11 July at 14:39 · Like · 1

***** Walsh's friend ~♡~I'Know'n'CompletelyUnderstandThat*BabyGirl*...4'2'N'8'2'AvaNuva*Famo*ThatLovezYa'Like'U'WereTheirV.Own....~♡~*D•V•W•C*~♡~
11 July at 14:44 · Like · 1

HurtLocker

Anybody please text me : o - Fcking Twat who I really should delete- Feeling bored.

Lisha

Gerinspain wrote: »

My cousin's daughter had a baby boy - his first grandson after 5 granddaughters. The OP here was a picture to congratulate him, these people are from London....


***** Walsh CONGRATULATIONSSSSS ****** ********* SOOOOOO PROUD OF YOU LIL SIS SOOOOOO PROUD XXXXXXXXXX
11 July at 08:41 · Like · 1

******* ********* ISN'T IT AMAZING WALSHEEEeeeee !!!! xxxxxx
11 July at 08:42 · Like · 2

***** Walsh OHHHH *****IEEEEEEE WHEN I READ YOUR POST MY HEART JERKED TEARS STARTING TO FLOW THEN I SEE MY BEAUTIFUL LIL SIS ****** IN MY HEAD AND STARTED DOING THE RUNNING MAN FOR YOU ALL ITS AMAZINGGGGGGG YESSSS ******* ********* I REPEAT IT AMAZINGGGGGG YESSSSSSSSSSS XXXXX
11 July at 09:34 · Like · 2

***** Walsh's friend ~♡~Aww..Congratz*xxxxxx*n*Fam*....,ThatzWonderfulNewz..!!.n'*Bud'D*..,U'Still'R'n'AlwayzWillBe'a'BIG'hearted°Nutta°.!!~♡~
11 July at 12:54 · Like · 2

***** Walsh HOW COULD I NOT GO CRAZZZZYYYY AT THIS FANTASTICKKKKKKKK NEWS BUD T IM SOOOOOOO OVER THE MOON WITH THIS NEWS I LOVE THIS FAMILY SOOOO MUCH THEYVE GOT ME WHERE I AM TODAY UNKNOWINGLY PS ORIGINAL NUTTAAAAA I DECLARE lol xxxxxxx
11 July at 14:39 · Like · 1

***** Walsh's friend ~♡~I'Know'n'CompletelyUnderstandThat*BabyGirl*...4'2'N'8'2'AvaNuva*Famo*ThatLovezYa'Like'U'WereTheirV.Own....~♡~*D•V•W•C*~♡~
11 July at 14:44 · Like · 1

Am really hoping the 5 granddaughters got the same welcome!

If they did not these people are sad and mean.

TheChevron

Gerinspain wrote: »

My cousin's daughter had a baby boy - his first grandson after 5 granddaughters. The OP here was a picture to congratulate him, these people are from London....


***** Walsh CONGRATULATIONSSSSS ****** ********* SOOOOOO PROUD OF YOU LIL SIS SOOOOOO PROUD XXXXXXXXXX
11 July at 08:41 · Like · 1

******* ********* ISN'T IT AMAZING WALSHEEEeeeee !!!! xxxxxx
11 July at 08:42 · Like · 2

***** Walsh OHHHH *****IEEEEEEE WHEN I READ YOUR POST MY HEART JERKED TEARS STARTING TO FLOW THEN I SEE MY BEAUTIFUL LIL SIS ****** IN MY HEAD AND STARTED DOING THE RUNNING MAN FOR YOU ALL ITS AMAZINGGGGGGG YESSSS ******* ********* I REPEAT IT AMAZINGGGGGG YESSSSSSSSSSS XXXXX
11 July at 09:34 · Like · 2

***** Walsh's friend ~♡~Aww..Congratz*xxxxxx*n*Fam*....,ThatzWonderfulNewz..!!.n'*Bud'D*..,U'Still'R'n'AlwayzWillBe'a'BIG'hearted°Nutta°.!!~♡~
11 July at 12:54 · Like · 2

***** Walsh HOW COULD I NOT GO CRAZZZZYYYY AT THIS FANTASTICKKKKKKKK NEWS BUD T IM SOOOOOOO OVER THE MOON WITH THIS NEWS I LOVE THIS FAMILY SOOOO MUCH THEYVE GOT ME WHERE I AM TODAY UNKNOWINGLY PS ORIGINAL NUTTAAAAA I DECLARE lol xxxxxxx
11 July at 14:39 · Like · 1

***** Walsh's friend ~♡~I'Know'n'CompletelyUnderstandThat*BabyGirl*...4'2'N'8'2'AvaNuva*Famo*ThatLovezYa'Like'U'WereTheirV.Own....~♡~*D•V•W•C*~♡~
11 July at 14:44 · Like · 1

4'2'N'8'2'AvaNuva

That's feckin' genius.

implausible

TheChevron wrote: »

4'2'N'8'2'AvaNuva

That's feckin' genius.

Translation?

dee_mc

implausible wrote: »

Translation?

Something along the lines of 'fortunate to have another family that loves you like one of their own'

implausible

dee_mc wrote: »

Something along the lines of 'fortunate to have another family that loves you like one of their own'

Oh my jesus, looks like compass directions or something :eek:

NormalBob Ubiquitypants

His daughter got married.

"Let me tell you a thing or two about my ****. She is fearless, her only kryptonite was Love. She concurred that today. She has never been afraid to speak you mind, to travel the world or take on more task then three woman can handle. She is Wonder Woman and Eddie is her Superman. Eddie was able to break down her defenses, and show her the wonders of Love. As much as I love Eddie and his boys,( my new grandsons ) ***** and ***, Eddie will always be the one that stole my Little Baby Girl and for that I say EERRR EDDIE. I Love you both and as wonderful as today was I hope that everyday keeps getting better and better."

NormalBob Ubiquitypants

His daughter got married.

"Let me tell you a thing or two about my ****. She is fearless, her only kryptonite was Love. She concurred that today. She has never been afraid to speak you mind, to travel the world or take on more task then three woman can handle. She is Wonder Woman and Eddie is her Superman. Eddie was able to break down her defenses, and show her the wonders of Love. As much as I love Eddie and his boys,( my new grandsons ) ***** and ***, Eddie will always be the one that stole my Little Baby Girl and for that I say EERRR EDDIE. I Love you both and as wonderful as today was I hope that everyday keeps getting better and better."

Muise...

NormalBob Ubiquitypants wrote: »

His daughter got married.

"Let me tell you a thing or two about my ****. She is fearless, her only kryptonite was Love. She concurred that today. She has never been afraid to speak you mind, to travel the world or take on more task then three woman can handle. She is Wonder Woman and Eddie is her Superman. Eddie was able to break down her defenses, and show her the wonders of Love. As much as I love Eddie and his boys,( my new grandsons ) ***** and ***, Eddie will always be the one that stole my Little Baby Girl and for that I say EERRR EDDIE. I Love you both and as wonderful as today was I hope that everyday keeps getting better and better."

I can't be the only one who read **** as **** and spluttered over what followed... can I? :pac:

Kaycee2

Seen one recently

' I'm sick of seeing a certain person bitching and moaning about people on this and never saying who it is there talking about tryna make everyone guess who there talking about'

Eh so you'd never do that yourself so....

Axel Lamp

i am the luckiest man on the planet il tell ye why my birthday is this sunday and after a trip to the doctors and find out that i must head for a&e i said i be grand plus it a waist of a hundred euro but then my lovely wife to be xxxx says jesus thats it i got it says i what says xxxx il get you a gift voucher for a&e cause i dont know what to get ya haha best pressie ever

Phucking idiot

Fiolina

There's a bloke on one of the FB sites that I'm a member of offering to make a "profesional webstie" (website)for your busienss.

There are four or five other glaringly obvious spelling mistakes in his ad. He has the ad up on a couple of different sites and nobody has pulled him up on it

iDave

There are no words

Reventon93

iDave wrote: »

There are no words

God bless your post

marcbrophy

iDave wrote: »

There are no words

II GUEZ

House of Blaze

That can't be serious now can it?!

iDave

House of Blaze wrote: »

That can't be serious now can it?!

Don't question the LORD

TheGoldenAges

There were objections by some to a planning permission for a new cinema in the town. The regional paper did an article on it and most of the comments are gems. But this takes the cake:

Ah hear thats typical f irish government,thousands of jobs on oéer 4 young and old,and wat do they eh logde an appeal ah sure y not royals me up annoyd.com:-

My brain..

implausible

NormalBob Ubiquitypants wrote: »

His daughter got married.

"Let me tell you a thing or two about my ****. She is fearless, her only kryptonite was Love. She concurred that today. She has never been afraid to speak you mind, to travel the world or take on more task then three woman can handle. She is Wonder Woman and Eddie is her Superman. Eddie was able to break down her defenses, and show her the wonders of Love. As much as I love Eddie and his boys,( my new grandsons ) ***** and ***, Eddie will always be the one that stole my Little Baby Girl and for that I say EERRR EDDIE. I Love you both and as wonderful as today was I hope that everyday keeps getting better and better."

What the actual f*ck?! This dad cannot be Irish, what utter tripe!

milltown

TheGoldenAges wrote: »

There were objections by some to a planning permission for a new cinema in the town. The regional paper did an article on it and most of the comments are gems. But this takes the cake:



My brain..

Thousands of jobs? That is one big ass cinema. No wonder there were objections!

NormalBob Ubiquitypants

implausible wrote: »

What the actual f*ck?! This dad cannot be Irish, what utter tripe!

'Murica.