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Kaycee2 · 01-07-2014 09:47AM

Seeing loads of statuses about the weather lately and most accompanied by pictures of beaches or parks which are nice but are just an excuse to get their legs and knees in a pic, taking pictures with the camera on their stomachs.

I've another friend who's become very fond of shadow selfies 'my shadow on the beach' my shadow against a tree' WTF!!

HeidiHeidi · 01-07-2014 09:49AM

Kaycee2 wrote: »

Seeing loads of statuses about the weather lately and most accompanied by pictures of beaches or parks which are nice but are just an excuse to get their legs and knees in a pic, taking pictures with the camera on their stomachs.

I've another friend who's become very fond of shadow selfies 'my shadow on the beach' my shadow against a tree' WTF!!

It's not the knees and legs I mind the most, it's the big ugly nobbly-toed feet in those pics I object to :eek:

kunst nugget · 01-07-2014 09:51AM

I draw a face on my penis and then I take picture of it against different backgrounds - Willy at the beach, Willy by the tree - that sort of thing. They are very tastefully done…

Jinonatron · 01-07-2014 09:52AM

****n gutted no money wen i went ovr..hav 2 go dwn nw 2 the dole nw itself

HeidiHeidi · 01-07-2014 10:00AM

Jinonatron wrote: »

****n gutted no money wen i went ovr..hav 2 go dwn nw 2 the dole nw itself

I get the first bit.... but what does the second bit mean?

batistuta9 · 01-07-2014 10:41AM

HeidiHeidi wrote: »

I get the first bit.... but what does the second bit mean?

they've to go to the dole office (to see why their money wasn't in)

eisenberg1 · 01-07-2014 11:31AM

Jinonatron wrote: »

****n gutted no money wen i went ovr..hav 2 go dwn nw 2 the dole nw itself

batistuta9 wrote: »

they've to go to the dole office (to see why their money wasn't in)

Jesus, that's tough, they must be exhausted:D

Photo-Sniper · 01-07-2014 11:40AM

"free da weed,,,,, make bob marley proud of his creation...RIP legendz"

Yes ladies and gentleman. Bob Marley planted the first ever cannabis seed.

Muise... · 01-07-2014 01:10PM

kunst nugget wrote: »

I draw a face on my penis and then I take picture of it against different backgrounds - Willy at the beach, Willy by the tree - that sort of thing. They are very tastefully done…

You should take a picture of it in a big crowd so we can play Where's Willy.

kunst nugget · 01-07-2014 01:37PM

Muise... wrote: »

You should take a picture of it in a big crowd so we can play Where's Willy.

Tried it at the Zoo. The popo didn't see it as an expression of my artistic side for some reason…

Muise... · 01-07-2014 05:47PM

kunst nugget wrote: »

Tried it at the Zoo. The popo didn't see it as an expression of my artistic side for some reason…

I actually looked up popo thinking it was an exotic animal.

coolhull · 01-07-2014 10:57PM

Muise... wrote: »

You should take a picture of it in a big crowd so we can play Where's Willy.

Or behind bars so we can shout ''Free Willy''

rob w · 02-07-2014 08:08AM

Kaycee2 wrote: »

Seeing loads of statuses about the weather lately and most accompanied by pictures of beaches or parks which are nice but are just an excuse to get their legs and knees in a pic, taking pictures with the camera on their stomachs.

Hot dogs or legs?!?

http://hot-dog-legs.tumblr.com/

The Snipe · 02-07-2014 08:40AM

Photo-Sniper wrote: »

**** me. This one takes the biscuit. Someone on my wall always posting quotes

"You know you love someone when you save their texts and reread dem when no one is watchin ya - Marilyn Monroe"

Eh......Text messaging wasnt even invented when Marilyn Monroe died you absolute doughnut.

Read that insult as "Dung ****" dunno why, but it sounded funny!

PrettyBoy · 02-07-2014 11:45AM

This made me laugh

Fluxfan · 02-07-2014 01:36PM

"ya muppet i told ya not to mail me now uve annoyed me fuk tellin ur bird ill go down kick ur door in and ull eat tis fone ya clown i wuldnt get up on ya to get over mountjoy wall ...."

same person:

"oh stop my x went to rid me over 6th floor in turkey he gotsum fright wen the nalcony shook haha i do meet them lol ...."

The same person works at "BED"

NormalBob Ubiquitypants · 02-07-2014 07:31PM

ppcperson wrote: »

"ya muppet i told ya not to mail me now uve annoyed me fuk tellin ur bird ill go down kick ur door in and ull eat tis fone ya clown i wuldnt get up on ya to get over mountjoy wall ...."

same person:

"oh stop my x went to rid me over 6th floor in turkey he gotsum fright wen the nalcony shook haha i do meet them lol ...."

The same person works at "BED"

Seems she is excelling in the University of Hard Knocks.

FreeFallin94 · 03-07-2014 08:13PM

All of these are from the same girl. She is always posting this type of stuff. She is very charming, as you'll see from her comments under her status in the third screenshot! :pac::p

dee_mc · 03-07-2014 08:19PM

FreeFallin94 wrote: »

All of these are from the same girl. She is always posting this type of stuff. She is very charming, as you'll see from her comments under her status in the third screenshot! :pac::p

She sounds like a catch, fill me in, why is she single?!

WellThen? · 03-07-2014 08:20PM

"Jus lost me best mate, no point in goin on now"

Jesus christ and the comments are worse. I always feel like people who post personal upset or trauma on social websites are not upset or traumatised at all. So tempted to write "goodbye Claire" underneath it.

FreeFallin94 · 03-07-2014 08:28PM

dee_mc wrote: »

She sounds like a catch, fill me in, why is she single?!

Well, funnily enough, she was recently engaged. For a month. Not kidding, her boyfriend proposed to her on Valentines day (original!), and they broke up on something like the 12 of march. I know this because during that month she put up around a million statuses about how he was her one true love :L Oh, and they had only been going out since like early January, and had moved in together after 2 weeks, so in total the entire relationship lasted 2 months :L (Once again- she literally posted all of this on her page! ).

She has been in love with at least 2 other guys since then! If anything I think she should maybe stick with the single life for a bit. :rolleyes:

dee_mc · 03-07-2014 08:30PM

FreeFallin94 wrote: »

Well, funnily enough, she was recently engaged. For a month. Not kidding, her boyfriend proposed to her on Valentines day (original!), and they broke up on something like the 12 of march. I know this because during that month she put up around a million statuses about how he was her one true love :L Oh, and they had only been going out since like early January, and had moved in together after 2 weeks, so in total the entire relationship lasted 2 months :L (Once again- she literally posted all of this on her page! ).

She has been in love with at least 2 other guys since then! If anything I think she should maybe stick with the single life for a bit. :rolleyes:

So she's basically Jordan?

rawn · 03-07-2014 08:30PM

WellThen? wrote: »

"Jus lost me best mate, no point in goin on now"

Jesus christ and the comments are worse. I always feel like people who post personal upset or trauma on social websites are not upset or traumatised at all. So tempted to write "goodbye Claire" underneath it.

It's a cry for help from a vulnerable person. Some friend you are

rawn · 03-07-2014 08:31PM

FreeFallin94 wrote: »

Well, funnily enough, she was recently engaged. For a month. Not kidding, her boyfriend proposed to her on Valentines day (original!), and they broke up on something like the 12 of march. I know this because during that month she put up around a million statuses about how he was her one true love :L Oh, and they had only been going out since like early January, and had moved in together after 2 weeks, so in total the entire relationship lasted 2 months :L (Once again- she literally posted all of this on her page! ).

She has been in love with at least 2 other guys since then! If anything I think she should maybe stick with the single life for a bit. :rolleyes:

Oh please post more of her drama

Wilberto · 03-07-2014 08:40PM

FreeFallin94 wrote: »

Well, funnily enough, she was recently engaged. For a month. Not kidding, her boyfriend proposed to her on Valentines day (original!), and they broke up on something like the 12 of march. I know this because during that month she put up around a million statuses about how he was her one true love :L Oh, and they had only been going out since like early January, and had moved in together after 2 weeks, so in total the entire relationship lasted 2 months :L (Once again- she literally posted all of this on her page! ).

She has been in love with at least 2 other guys since then! If anything I think she should maybe stick with the single life for a bit. :rolleyes:

I remember that story from here. I'm full sure you posted a few of her statuses from that time!!

:D:pac:

Big Bag of Chips · 03-07-2014 08:41PM

She has to have posted at least 1 - I'm sick of people talking behind my back, thinking they know about my life. You know sht... So don't think you know me or know anything about me etc etc

(obviously spelt in that language that I can't grasp - or that my autocorrect won't allow!)

Wilberto · 03-07-2014 08:44PM

Big Bag of Chips wrote: »

I'm

drunk??

:P

Big Bag of Chips · 03-07-2014 08:45PM

Wilberto wrote: »

drunk?? :P

*hic*

Riesen_Meal · 03-07-2014 10:03PM

He's at it again, check out this little dinger :

I apologize in addvance of de peeple who wit tikets for gart bruks dats canseld, but for fuk sake ders MUCH mor important tings in de cuntry, hospitals, homeless, pay cuts, no room for elderly in A&E, childrens hospitals...tipicle guvernment..... get over it and talk about important tings, corupt fukers

Reply 1 - Lol grt minds think alike

OP - Its trew dow, again ill say guvernment ar *****

Reply 2 - Feck of D Im going d lost lol it's only a ticket ur rite worst things to worry about cuz x

Now whilst the sentiment is lovely, one would think that surely his phone should have some form of autocorrect, or has he programmed in all the wrong spelling of "tingz" in the dictionary...

FreeFallin94 · 03-07-2014 10:10PM

Wilberto wrote: »

I remember that story from here. I'm full sure you posted a few of her statuses from that time!! :D:pac:

I forgot I posted about the failed-engagement bit actually

Yeah, I have posted in this thread quite a few times and I am fairly sure every single time has been about the same girl :pac: She is incredibly entertaining. Sometimes it is hard to believe that she is a real person and not some sort of parody page.

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