Ladies and gentlemen, Yore Mas is now open under new management

trout · 02-07-2014 02:19PM

*wanders in*

*examines till*

Eh ... what happened to the till? It's empty

Tom Dunne · 02-07-2014 02:22PM

Honour system?

trout · 02-07-2014 02:24PM

I'm sure we used to deal with cold hard cash.

*squints at Tom Dunne*

Are you sure you dealt with Mr. Herboglovski?

Tom Dunne · 02-07-2014 02:26PM

His name is mud around here.

Last I heard, he was running a cattery in Lithuania.

And yes, I did.

trout · 02-07-2014 02:27PM

*pats empty pockets*

Have you ever seen a white eared elephant?

Tom Dunne · 02-07-2014 02:34PM

That elephant must live in either a very cold climate, or where the trees are very low hanging.

trout · 02-07-2014 02:36PM

I think you are thinking of the pygmy shrew ... which has some similarities.

Tom Dunne · 02-07-2014 02:40PM

My mistake.

trout · 02-07-2014 02:41PM

*pats empty pockets again*

Tom Dunne · 02-07-2014 02:43PM

What's with the empty pockets?

OldGoat · 02-07-2014 02:46PM

Tom Dunne wrote: »

What's with the empty pockets?

It's the elephant in the room. We don't talk about it.

Tom Dunne · 02-07-2014 02:48PM

Ah, that explains the round footprints in the sawdust.

Agent Smith · 02-07-2014 02:49PM

*falls in door*

Tom Dunne · 02-07-2014 02:52PM

Well, will you look at what the, em, elephant just dragged in.

trout · 02-07-2014 02:54PM

Where's my bar-stool ?

Toto Wolfcastle · 02-07-2014 03:06PM

trout wrote: »

Where's my bar-stool ?

I...improved it.

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trout · 02-07-2014 03:09PM

OldGoat · 02-07-2014 03:46PM

/Installs barstool protection

trout · 02-07-2014 04:02PM

I once saw a man, in a bar, sneeze into a poodle.

That's right ... he used a poodle as a hanky.

True story. It was a Sunday, during Holy Hour.

Micky Dolenz · 02-07-2014 04:19PM

Ah remember holy hour. Loved that. Sitting in a darkened pub drinking pints and praying. Good times.

trout · 02-07-2014 04:20PM

Good times? Yes ... but not for poodles.

BBDBB · 03-07-2014 10:38AM

That's ruff

patrickc · 04-07-2014 09:38PM

ah great to see some familiar faces

round of drinks on me

I'll have a

Poor Uncle Tom · 20-07-2014 08:46PM

DenMan · 20-07-2014 08:53PM

Guinness for Tom!

Evening all!

*Orders round for the house*

Poor Uncle Tom · 20-07-2014 08:58PM

Good man Den, how's things...

DenMan · 20-07-2014 09:03PM

Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »

Good man Den, how's things...

Things are great Tom. Only a couple of weeks left in work until the summer holidays! Hope all is well with you!

*Sips lovely pint*

Poor Uncle Tom · 20-07-2014 09:06PM

Yeah, all is very good right now. I'll be taking a couple of days off this week myself to just relax and catch up on a bit of this n that....

C.K Dexter Haven · 20-07-2014 09:07PM

This thread needs a coctail:

Tom Dunne · 24-07-2014 12:22PM

Hmmmm

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