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Ladies and gentlemen, Yore Mas is now open under new management

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,963 trout
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    *wanders in*

    *examines till*

    Eh ... what happened to the till? It's empty :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 Tom Dunne
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    Honour system?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,963 trout
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    I'm sure we used to deal with cold hard cash.

    *squints at Tom Dunne*

    Are you sure you dealt with Mr. Herboglovski?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 Tom Dunne
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    His name is mud around here.

    Last I heard, he was running a cattery in Lithuania.

    And yes, I did.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,963 trout
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    *pats empty pockets*

    Have you ever seen a white eared elephant?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 Tom Dunne
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    That elephant must live in either a very cold climate, or where the trees are very low hanging.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,963 trout
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    I think you are thinking of the pygmy shrew ... which has some similarities.


    Rodent-Short-eared_Elephant_Shrew-by_John_White.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 Tom Dunne
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    My mistake.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,963 trout
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    *pats empty pockets again*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 Tom Dunne
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    What's with the empty pockets?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,642 OldGoat
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    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    What's with the empty pockets?
    It's the elephant in the room. We don't talk about it.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 Tom Dunne
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    Ah, that explains the round footprints in the sawdust.


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Agent Smith
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    *falls in door*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 Tom Dunne
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    Well, will you look at what the, em, elephant just dragged in.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,963 trout
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    Where's my bar-stool ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,005 Toto Wolfcastle
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    trout wrote: »
    Where's my bar-stool ?

    I...improved it.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,963 trout
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    picture.php?albumid=634&pictureid=3591


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,642 OldGoat
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    /Installs barstool protection

    110604_buster.JPG

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,963 trout
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    I once saw a man, in a bar, sneeze into a poodle.

    That's right ... he used a poodle as a hanky.

    True story. It was a Sunday, during Holy Hour.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 Micky Dolenz
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    Ah remember holy hour. Loved that. Sitting in a darkened pub drinking pints and praying. Good times.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,963 trout
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    Good times? Yes ... but not for poodles.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 BBDBB
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    That's ruff


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,070 patrickc
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    ah great to see some familiar faces

    round of drinks on me

    I'll have a beer_31057.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 Poor Uncle Tom
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    a_pint_of_guinness_extra_cold_by_rlkitterman-d52iian.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,330 DenMan
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    Guinness for Tom!

    Evening all!

    *Orders round for the house*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 Poor Uncle Tom
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    Good man Den, how's things...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,330 DenMan
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    Good man Den, how's things...

    Things are great Tom. Only a couple of weeks left in work until the summer holidays! Hope all is well with you! :)

    *Sips lovely pint*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 Poor Uncle Tom
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    Yeah, all is very good right now. I'll be taking a couple of days off this week myself to just relax and catch up on a bit of this n that....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 C.K Dexter Haven
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    This thread needs a coctail:whiskey_sour.jpg


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 Tom Dunne
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    Hmmmm


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