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eisenberg1 · 17-06-2014 11:52AM

banie01 wrote: »

Saw a very disturbing status posted by a friend of mine yesterday....

Is it wrong that I laughed when I read this??

"Whose yer daddy?":D

banie01 · 17-06-2014 12:00PM

Pawwed Rig wrote: »

Beour??

It's Limerick/Cork slang for girlfriend.

Pawwed Rig · 17-06-2014 12:04PM

banie01 wrote: »

It's Limerick/Cork slang for girlfriend.

Phew, I thought it meant son/daughter which puts a really weird slant to the post

Lisha · 17-06-2014 12:14PM

banie01 wrote: »

It's Limerick/Cork skanger slang for skanger girlfriend.

Fyp

banie01 · 17-06-2014 01:05PM

Pawwed Rig wrote: »

Phew, I thought it meant son/daughter which puts a really weird slant to the post

So a fella asking his GF for a fathers day Blowjob
And being told ''you're not my fecking father''!
Isn't already a weird enough slant?

Made me realize how she always gets away with just giving her auld fella a card!:D

The Snipe · 17-06-2014 02:00PM

rawn wrote: »

"#Friday #night with this #lovely #lady @friendsname #friends #bestfriends #friendship #fun #happy #girls #drinks #weekend #love"

Posted with a selfie of her and her mate. I mean, c'mon, if you're gonna use that many words why not just write a sentence? Fúckin hashtags.

Was it posted to instagram? AFAIK instagram uses the same '#' tagging system, similar to twittface.

17-06-2014 02:02PM

The Snipe wrote: »

Was it posted to instagram? AFAIK instagram uses the same '#' tagging system, similar to twittface.

FB uses hashtags as well, linked to twitter

michellie · 17-06-2014 07:11PM

Deleted User wrote: »

I know we can't say names here but is this person from waterford?

YES!!

rawn · 17-06-2014 10:04PM

The Snipe wrote: »

Was it posted to instagram? AFAIK instagram uses the same '#' tagging system, similar to twittface.

It was Facebook. She posted another today, not a selfie, a pic of an icecream on the beach

"Happy Tuesday ☀️.
#sunny #sunshine #dublin #ireland #icecream #lovely #weather #finally #summer #ishere"

WHY THE HASHTAGS? I really don't get it. Just write a sentence!

xzanti · 17-06-2014 10:38PM

Not a status but some guy on my newsfeed put up a link to a video of some poor unfortunate lad with half his face blown off.. Very distressing.

I googled it for context and it apparently originates from the trouble in Syria.. the guy is conscious and missing his entire lower jaw.

I'm still feeling sick from it.

Why do people share stuff like this.. yes the world is messed up and wars happen but there are kids on Facebook.. they do not need to see these horrors.

FullblownRose · 18-06-2014 08:40AM

banie01 wrote: »

It's Limerick/Cork slang for girlfriend.

It's also Cant for woman.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shelta

Fiolina · 18-06-2014 10:16AM

D 2 a user hairs are massive in dat pic really

Translation: Both of you have nice hair

fussyonion · 18-06-2014 10:23AM

Girl on my newsfeed is always doing the hastag thing and it is so irritating.
She also puts up selfies every day.

She is gorgeous but my God she knows it.
She has a little boy and she calls him her "sonshine" and the latest photo was of her posing with him in the sun.

"#summer, #icecream, #sonshine, #lovinglife, #posers. #sowhat, #whocares, #bray, #picnic, #bliss"
She hashtags everything she says.

Last week it was: "#dinner #parentshouse #roast #loveit #stuffed".

:mad::mad:

IvyTheTerrible · 18-06-2014 10:27AM

The way those people use hashtags without really understanding what they are for reminds me of Joey from friends trying to use the hand movement for inverted commas.

Muise... · 18-06-2014 10:33AM

xzanti wrote: »

Not a status but some guy on my newsfeed put up a link to a video of some poor unfortunate lad with half his face blown off.. Very distressing.

I googled it for context and it apparently originates from the trouble in Syria.. the guy is conscious and missing his entire lower jaw.

I'm still feeling sick from it.

Why do people share stuff like this.. yes the world is messed up and wars happen but there are kids on Facebook.. they do not need to see these horrors.

Never mind the kids - this adult does not need to see these horrors (I'd actually call them obscenities) to know that the world is messed up and wars happen. Some of them are faked too, which means less credibility to whatever petition/awareness/plea they are meant to advance, and even worse, a desensitisation to gruesome violence.

overexcitedaj · 18-06-2014 11:12AM

rawn wrote: »

It was Facebook. She posted another today, not a selfie, a pic of an icecream on the beach

"Happy Tuesday ☀️.
#sunny #sunshine #dublin #ireland #icecream #lovely #weather #finally #summer #ishere"

WHY THE HASHTAGS? I really don't get it. Just write a sentence!

Speaking of hash tags, came across this on my news feed earlier.

What a great family day! #badminton #badmintonlover #ströckfeierabend #brunch #frozenyoghurt #vienna #familybonding #austria #halfcast #halffilipina #halfcastcouple #pinay #pinoy

Philo Beddoe · 18-06-2014 11:41AM

fussyonion wrote: »

Girl on my newsfeed is always doing the hastag thing and it is so irritating.
She also puts up selfies every day.

She is gorgeous but my God she knows it.
She has a little boy and she calls him her "sonshine" and the latest photo was of her posing with him in the sun.

"#summer, #icecream, #sonshine, #lovinglife, #posers. #sowhat, #whocares, #bray, #picnic, #bliss"
She hashtags everything she says.

Last week it was: "#dinner #parentshouse #roast #loveit #stuffed".

:mad::mad:

Sounds like someone I know, she isn't a buxom blonde by any chance?

diograis · 18-06-2014 11:43AM

overexcitedaj wrote: »

Speaking of hash tags, came across this on my news feed earlier.

What a great family day! #badminton #badmintonlover #ströckfeierabend #brunch #frozenyoghurt #vienna #familybonding #austria #halfcast #halffilipina #halfcastcouple #pinay #pinoy

#halfcastcouple

oh dear :P

sligojoek · 18-06-2014 11:57AM

fussyonion wrote: »

Girl on my newsfeed is always doing the hastag thing and it is so irritating.
She also puts up selfies every day.

She is gorgeous but my God she knows it.
She has a little boy and she calls him her "sonshine" and the latest photo was of her posing with him in the sun.

"#summer, #icecream, #sonshine, #lovinglife, #posers. #sowhat, #whocares, #bray, #picnic, #bliss"
She hashtags everything she says.

Last week it was: "#dinner #parentshouse #roast #loveit #stuffed".

:mad::mad:

Kettle Pot

fussyonion · 18-06-2014 12:01PM

Philo Beddoe wrote: »

Sounds like someone I know, she isn't a buxom blonde by any chance?

No she's brunette.

fussyonion · 18-06-2014 12:01PM

sligojoek wrote: »

Kettle Pot

She's calling herself a poser.

eamonnq · 18-06-2014 12:21PM

fussyonion wrote: »

She's calling herself a poser.

Kettle Kettle

sligojoek · 18-06-2014 12:21PM

fussyonion wrote: »

She's calling herself a poser.

Apologies.

I get now.

razorblunt · 18-06-2014 12:25PM

Could those hashtags be linked to instagram and as a result it posts to facebook at the same time?

HeidiHeidi · 18-06-2014 10:37PM

A pal of mine of Spanish extraction posted

"Please don't say anything"

following the final whistle of the Spain-Chile match.

I guarantee she's sitting there biting her nails waiting on sympathetic "awww, hun" replies.

There are none so far

Taylor365 · 18-06-2014 11:02PM

HeidiHeidi wrote: »

A pal of mine of Spanish extraction posted

"Please don't say anything"

following the final whistle of the Spain-Chile match.

I guarantee she's sitting there biting her nails waiting on sympathetic "awww, hun" replies.

There are none so far

A :pac: would be proper order.

thesandeman · 19-06-2014 01:40AM

In fairness, Chile is of Spanish extraction as well so she should be happy enough.

rawn · 20-06-2014 07:23PM

http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/e57lyhW.jpg

Hopefully a joke...

rawn · 20-06-2014 07:23PM

http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/e57lyhW.jpg

Hopefully a joke...

shruikan2553 · 20-06-2014 08:30PM

rawn wrote: »

http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/e57lyhW.jpg

Hopefully a joke...

Shouldn't have sprayed them. Probably worth more then.

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