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Scummiest thing you have done

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  • #32
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Rasheed wrote: »
    Why would I drink my own piss?

    Why wouldn't you?

    Sterile and no harm apparently?


  • #33
    fussyonion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    wazky wrote: »
    Why wouldn't you?

    Sterile and no harm apparently?

    I drank a glass of piss once.






    Oh no wait, it was Budweiser.


  • #34
    Rasheed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Rasheed


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    Very mature for a 12 yr old. Most would want to buy toys or video games.

    No he was stingy even then!


  • #35
    Rasheed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Rasheed


    wazky wrote: »
    Why wouldn't you?

    Sterile and no harm apparently?

    Eating worms mightn't do you any harm either but I think I'll stick with the Cornflakes


  • #36
    pablo128
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭pablo128


    I met a bird and went back to her place. Gave her a few goes, but eventually ran out of jonnies.(only had a 3 pack) She was up for it again, and not wanting to let her down, I sneakily reached down onto the floor and slipped on one of the used ones. Inside out!

    As a teenager fishing up in Leixlip, a young lad came over to watch us. About 10 years old, he was a nice enough little fella. As soon as he had his back turned, I was away on his brand new 10 speed racer. I sold it back in Clondalkin for 15 pounds.


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  • #37
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    Rasheed wrote: »
    Eating worms mightn't do you any harm either but I think I'll stick with the Cornflakes

    Just the mentality of shooting someone over them hiding your dog is mind boggling.


  • #38
    orangesoda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,223 ✭✭✭orangesoda


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    Why was your 12 year old brother saving up for a heifer? :confused:

    a cousin of mine had a cow at 11 or 12


  • #39
    scudzilla
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,983 ✭✭✭✭scudzilla


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    Come off it you replied to my post a few weeks ago saying you'd have pepper sprayed a bunch of students for singing.

    My post is in relation to things I did as a child and as a teenager.

    Students do get on my nerves too but I wouldn't condone pepper spraying them for singing. :rolleyes:

    Sure that was me? And anyway, i'm a complete twat


  • #40
    Rasheed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Rasheed


    wazky wrote: »
    Just the mentality of shooting someone over them hiding your dog is mind boggling.

    Figure of speech waz. But I would be seriously pissed off if someone stole my dog, even if it was for a week.


  • #41
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Rasheed wrote: »
    Figure of speech waz. But I would be seriously pissed off if someone stole my dog, even if it was for a week.

    We know you'd execute them :eek:

    I love animals but the people willing to kill humans in retaliation for animal cruelty should really be locked away.


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  • #42
    SamAK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,094 ✭✭✭SamAK


    pablo128 wrote: »
    I met a bird and went back to her place. Gave her a few goes, but eventually ran out of jonnies.(only had a 3 pack) She was up for it again, and not wanting to let her down, I sneakily reached down onto the floor and slipped on one of the used ones. Inside out!


    Ugh, you sick dog!


  • #43
    Rasheed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Rasheed


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    We know you'd execute them :eek:

    I love animals but the people willing to kill humans in retaliation for animal cruelty should really be locked away.

    Hmm, I think anybody that would knowingly harm an innocent, be it an animal, a child or an elderly person deserves anything they get.


  • #44
    Odelay
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,996 ✭✭✭Odelay


    pablo128 wrote: »
    I met a bird and went back to her place. Gave her a few goes, but eventually ran out of jonnies.(only had a 3 pack) She was up for it again, and not wanting to let her down, I sneakily reached down onto the floor and slipped on one of the used ones. Inside out!

    As a teenager fishing up in Leixlip, a young lad came over to watch us. About 10 years old, he was a nice enough little fella. As soon as he had his back turned, I was away on his brand new 10 speed racer. I sold it back in Clondalkin for 15 pounds.

    Well if you done it right the first time you wouldnt have to use a used one.....


  • #45
    onerone
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 28 ✭onerone


    Spied on both my sisters having showers. the stuck up local catholic girls wouldn't put out soi had to go incest style.


  • #46
    cruais
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭cruais


    pablo128 wrote: »
    I met a bird and went back to her place. Gave her a few goes, but eventually ran out of jonnies.(only had a 3 pack) She was up for it again, and not wanting to let her down, I sneakily reached down onto the floor and slipped on one of the used ones. Inside out!.

    I smell a porky!


  • #47
    ericl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,064 ✭✭✭ericl


    orangesoda wrote: »
    blowjob and facial in forest

    What did you wipe your face with?


  • #48
    cabledude
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 842 ✭✭✭cabledude


    Crumpets wrote: »
    I bought my Mammy chocolates for her birthday and then I ate them all :(
    Oh, you absolute tyrant......


  • #49
    peckerhead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,385 ✭✭✭peckerhead


    orangesoda wrote: »
    a cousin of mine had a cow at 11 or 12
    Bet he wasn't invited back to the farm for quite a while, the randy little bugger. :-0


  • #50
    orangesoda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,223 ✭✭✭orangesoda


    ericl wrote: »
    What did you wipe your face with?

    an auld leaf, there was shocking saliva dripping from me


  • #51
    pablo128
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭pablo128


    cruais wrote: »
    I smell a porky!
    Not at all. It was close to 20 years ago, and I still remember the taxi that came the next morning. A Citroen BX. The reason I remember is because my back was broke from ridin 'yer wan all night, and the Citroens had lovely comfortable seats. And electric windows too. I had to ask the driver how to open it so I could fcuk yer wans number out the window!:D


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  • #52
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Rasheed wrote: »
    Hmm, I think anybody that would knowingly harm an innocent, be it an animal, a child or an elderly person deserves anything they get.

    Do you eat meat?

    I didn't harm any animal.


  • #53
    meoklmrk91
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭meoklmrk91


    onerone wrote: »
    Spied on both my sisters having showers. the stuck up local catholic girls wouldn't put out soi had to go incest style.

    What...The....Actual......****????


  • #54
    poppyvally
    Closed Accounts Posts: 341 ✭✭poppyvally


    let my family down by singing at a cousin's wedding


  • #55
    BandyMandy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 150 ✭✭BandyMandy


    I dissed my friend's daughter tonight, and I feel pretty scummy now! ...He told me she wares leggings and she's well-built! ................Pffft, I said she was a FAT Bitch and was too fat to be wearing leggings! ...............Was I wrong???


  • #56
    HugsiePie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,160 ✭✭✭✭HugsiePie


    pablo128 wrote: »
    Not at all. It was close to 20 years ago, and I still remember the taxi that came the next morning. A Citroen BX. The reason I remember is because my back was broke from ridin 'yer wan all night, and the Citroens had lovely comfortable seats. And electric windows too. I had to ask the driver how to open it so I could fcuk yer wans number out the window!:D

    in that case congratulations mr. pablo

    youre now quite possibly the father of one 20 year old son or daughter (or who knows maybe even twins) :rolleyes:


  • #57
    pablo128
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭pablo128


    HugsiePie wrote: »
    in that case congratulations mr. pablo

    youre now quite possibly the father of one 20 year old son or daughter (or who knows maybe even twins) :rolleyes:
    I really thought people would have kicked off more about robbing the young fellas new bike!:D


  • #58
    HugsiePie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,160 ✭✭✭✭HugsiePie


    pablo128 wrote: »
    I really thought people would have kicked off more about robbing the young fellas new bike!:D

    riding a bike never got anyone pregnant :P


  • #59
    Jonny Blaze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 753 ✭✭✭Jonny Blaze


    I shot my brother with an air rifle out my bedroom window when I was a kid..

    Also the dog..

    And the cat...

    And some swans down the lakes....

    Come to think of it, why on earth did the 'aul wan let such a little bollix as I was buy an air rifle! :o


  • #60
    Diabhal Beag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    I'm no TeddyTedson but I did recommend Bulmers Pear to many friends and acquaintances while knowing of its diarrhoea inducing powers. Funnily enough I think my awareness came from a thread on AH's years back.

    Some say Bulmers Pear was the worst thing to happen to this country since the famine.


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  • #61
    fussyonion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    Diabhal Beag wrote: »
    I'm no TeddyTedson but I did recommend Bulmers Pear to many friends and acquaintances while knowing of its diarrhoea inducing powers. Funnily enough I think my awareness came from a thread on AH's years back.

    Some say Bulmers Pear was the worst thing to happen to this country since the famine.

    I wrote this poem just now:

    "It hides behind a label, promising bubbles and fun
    But Bulmers Pear has another secret, it opens up your bum

    You take that first sweet mouthful, your tongue is fizzing with fruit
    But don't drink too much, ya hear, or you'll sh*t right in your suit

    For the delicate floral flavour, so refreshing in the sun
    Has the ability to have you running and open up your bum

    Torrents will come and "Sweet Jesus!!" will be cried
    "What is this drink, what have I tried?"

    After an hour on the lovely cool loo, you'll walk with a confidant gait
    But make sure your next drink's not a Bulmer's Pear or you'll undo your pants too late.""


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