Scummiest thing you have done

turnikett1

Let's all be honest here. What is the scummiest, lowest thing you have done? Everyone has an inner cúnt.

I'm too embarassed to tell mine I will wait until others have shamed themselves before I start.

turnikett1

Fúck it Ill start. I did cocaine in a church, then pissed on the church afterwards. I was 18 at the time, I thought it was hilarious and that I was a badass.

I also stole off my little brother (9 at the time) for drugs. God, I was an AWFUL teenager.

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turnikett1 wrote: »

Let's all be honest here. What is the scummiest, lowest thing you have done? Everyone has an inner cúnt.

I'm too embarassed to tell mine I will wait until others have shamed themselves before I start.

You first!

wazky

turnikett1 wrote: »

Fúck it Ill start. I did cocaine in a church, then pissed on the church afterwards. I was 18 at the time, I thought it was hilarious and that I was a badass.

Ah jaysus, did your congregation see you do that?

BrokenArrows

I'll keep mine to myself. People know me in real life on here!

LizzieJones

I kicked my little sister once but she deserved. I don't care who you are, keep OFF my bike!!

Banjo String

hefferboi

I sh1t on a balcony of a pub when I was drunk. It was a scuttery one too.

Big whoop.

TeddyTedson

Absolutely out of it once and **** myself at a wedding. I was trying to sober up so I went to the toilet and took off my boxers and cleaned up the mess but just left my ****ty boxers behind the toilet.

Myself and another guy my age at about 10 tricked younger kids on our road that a bucket of our piss was orange juice...:o

Not really my fault this one but being attacked by a few scumbags outside of a chipper a few years ago managed to pick up a bottle and smash it off one of them and hold off the rest with it while I got away.

A horrible girl I know was really smashed one night and started calling herself ugly and an awful person and all of that and me being a bit drunk and having a strong dislike towards her just agreed with everything she was saying.

I kidnapped my neighbours dog for about a week and hid it in my friends garden while his family were away.

scudzilla

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Absolutely out of it once and **** myself at a wedding. I was trying to sober up so I went to the toilet and took off my boxers and cleaned up the mess but just left my ****ty boxers behind the toilet.

Myself and another guy my age at about 10 tricked younger kids on our road that a bucket of our piss was orange juice...:o

Not really my fault this one but being attacked by a few scumbags outside of a chipper a few years ago managed to pick up a bottle and smash it off one of them and hold off the rest with it while I got away.

A horrible girl I know was really smashed one night and started calling herself ugly and an awful person and all of that and me being a bit drunk and having a strong dislike towards her just agreed with everything she was saying.

I kidnapped my neighbours dog for about a week and hid it in my friends garden while his family were away.

Nice guy :rolleyes:

suicide_circus

This yoke I met in redz

rwg

turnikett1 wrote: »

Fúck it Ill start. I did cocaine in a church, then pissed on the church afterwards. I was 18 at the time, I thought it was hilarious and that I was a badass.

I also stole off my little brother (9 at the time) for drugs. God, I was an AWFUL teenager.

Father White is that you?

TeddyTedson

scudzilla wrote: »

Nice guy :rolleyes:

Come off it you replied to my post a few weeks ago saying you'd have pepper sprayed a bunch of students for singing.

My post is in relation to things I did as a child and as a teenager.

Students do get on my nerves too but I wouldn't condone pepper spraying them for singing. :rolleyes:

Rasheed

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I kidnapped my neighbours dog for about week and hid it in my friends garden while his family were away.

That's your worst one. I'd fcuking shoot you if you did that to my dog.

The orange juice was mean too, but funny

jamo2oo9

Think everyone on boards.ie know what was the scummiest thing I ever done......... :rolleyes:

wazky

Rasheed wrote: »

That's your worst one. I'd fcuking shoot you if you did that to my dog.

The orange juice was mean too, but funny

So a dog being hid from its owner for a few days is worse than kids drinking piss?

Odd.

Rasheed

Had a row with my brother one day and stole €100 of his confirmation money and blamed it on a alcoholic neighbour that frequents our house. He was saving up for a heifer but he was being a prick and I decided to punish him. I bought an Adidas hoody and said my friend gave it to me.

orangesoda

blowjob and facial in forest

Rasheed

wazky wrote: »

So a dog being hid from its owner for a few days is worse then kids drinking piss?

Odd.

Piss is sterile, not a bit of harm!

wazky

Rasheed wrote: »

Piss is sterile, not a bit of harm!

How often do you drink yours?

Paddy Cow

jamo2oo9 wrote: »

Think everyone on boards.ie know what was the scummiest thing I ever done......... :rolleyes:

I don't. Do tell!

burstbuckle

wazky wrote: »

How often do you drink yours?

All the time

MRnotlob606

I burned my sister with a red hot iron when I was about 7, she had to go to hospital and get treated, how evil !

Crumpets

I bought my Mammy chocolates for her birthday and then I ate them all

TeddyTedson

Rasheed wrote: »

That's your worst one. I'd fcuking shoot you if you did that to my dog.

The orange juice was mean too, but funny

They were all despicable to be fair.
The kidnapping of the dog wasn't malicious however as I hadn't a dog at the time and just wanted one so badly as a kid. I did it out of love.

You're saying you'd shoot someone for kidnapping your dog. That's messed up.
People before profit animals.

Rasheed

wazky wrote: »

How often do you drink yours?

Why would I drink my own piss?

MythicalMadMan

I once walked an old lady across the street when she didnt want to cross...

Paddy Cow

Rasheed wrote: »

Had a row with my brother one day and stole €100 of his confirmation money and blamed it on a alcoholic neighbour that frequents our house. He was saving up for a heifer but he was being a prick and I decided to punish him. I bought an Adidas hoody and said my friend gave it to me.

Why was your 12 year old brother saving up for a heifer?

fussyonion

I was absolutely locked one night and as I was walking home, I realised I needed to go for a sh*t but there was nowhere around so I ran to the nearest place, which was like a big courtyard...realised I wasn't going to make it.

Sh*t in my Reebok snappy-button-on-the-side tracksuit bottoms and when I was finished, left them there. Walked home in my long shirt and tights (was wearing tights as it was freezing out and sure nobody would see them underneath my bottoms.

Realised as I was walking home, I had actually done a poopoo in the pub carpark and there were floodlights.
And I was probably seen too.

It's scummy but hey you asked.

Rasheed

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Why was your 12 year old brother saving up for a heifer?

To feed and breed and make money from

Paddy Cow

Rasheed wrote: »

To feed and breed and make money from

Very mature for a 12 yr old. Most would want to buy toys or video games.

wazky

Rasheed wrote: »

Why would I drink my own piss?

Why wouldn't you?

Sterile and no harm apparently?

fussyonion

wazky wrote: »

Why wouldn't you?

Sterile and no harm apparently?

I drank a glass of piss once.






Oh no wait, it was Budweiser.

Rasheed

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Very mature for a 12 yr old. Most would want to buy toys or video games.

No he was stingy even then!

Rasheed

wazky wrote: »

Why wouldn't you?

Sterile and no harm apparently?

Eating worms mightn't do you any harm either but I think I'll stick with the Cornflakes

pablo128

I met a bird and went back to her place. Gave her a few goes, but eventually ran out of jonnies.(only had a 3 pack) She was up for it again, and not wanting to let her down, I sneakily reached down onto the floor and slipped on one of the used ones. Inside out!

As a teenager fishing up in Leixlip, a young lad came over to watch us. About 10 years old, he was a nice enough little fella. As soon as he had his back turned, I was away on his brand new 10 speed racer. I sold it back in Clondalkin for 15 pounds.

wazky

Rasheed wrote: »

Eating worms mightn't do you any harm either but I think I'll stick with the Cornflakes

Just the mentality of shooting someone over them hiding your dog is mind boggling.

orangesoda

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Why was your 12 year old brother saving up for a heifer?

a cousin of mine had a cow at 11 or 12

scudzilla

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Come off it you replied to my post a few weeks ago saying you'd have pepper sprayed a bunch of students for singing.

My post is in relation to things I did as a child and as a teenager.

Students do get on my nerves too but I wouldn't condone pepper spraying them for singing. :rolleyes:

Sure that was me? And anyway, i'm a complete twat

Rasheed

wazky wrote: »

Just the mentality of shooting someone over them hiding your dog is mind boggling.

Figure of speech waz. But I would be seriously pissed off if someone stole my dog, even if it was for a week.

TeddyTedson

Rasheed wrote: »

Figure of speech waz. But I would be seriously pissed off if someone stole my dog, even if it was for a week.

We know you'd execute them :eek:

I love animals but the people willing to kill humans in retaliation for animal cruelty should really be locked away.

SamAK

pablo128 wrote: »

I met a bird and went back to her place. Gave her a few goes, but eventually ran out of jonnies.(only had a 3 pack) She was up for it again, and not wanting to let her down, I sneakily reached down onto the floor and slipped on one of the used ones. Inside out!

Ugh, you sick dog!

Rasheed

TeddyTedson wrote: »

We know you'd execute them :eek:

I love animals but the people willing to kill humans in retaliation for animal cruelty should really be locked away.

Hmm, I think anybody that would knowingly harm an innocent, be it an animal, a child or an elderly person deserves anything they get.

Odelay

pablo128 wrote: »

I met a bird and went back to her place. Gave her a few goes, but eventually ran out of jonnies.(only had a 3 pack) She was up for it again, and not wanting to let her down, I sneakily reached down onto the floor and slipped on one of the used ones. Inside out!

As a teenager fishing up in Leixlip, a young lad came over to watch us. About 10 years old, he was a nice enough little fella. As soon as he had his back turned, I was away on his brand new 10 speed racer. I sold it back in Clondalkin for 15 pounds.

Well if you done it right the first time you wouldnt have to use a used one.....

onerone

Spied on both my sisters having showers. the stuck up local catholic girls wouldn't put out soi had to go incest style.

cruais

pablo128 wrote: »

I met a bird and went back to her place. Gave her a few goes, but eventually ran out of jonnies.(only had a 3 pack) She was up for it again, and not wanting to let her down, I sneakily reached down onto the floor and slipped on one of the used ones. Inside out!.

I smell a porky!

ericl

orangesoda wrote: »

blowjob and facial in forest

What did you wipe your face with?

cabledude

Crumpets wrote: »

I bought my Mammy chocolates for her birthday and then I ate them all

Oh, you absolute tyrant......

peckerhead

orangesoda wrote: »

a cousin of mine had a cow at 11 or 12

Bet he wasn't invited back to the farm for quite a while, the randy little bugger. :-0

orangesoda

ericl wrote: »

What did you wipe your face with?

an auld leaf, there was shocking saliva dripping from me

pablo128

cruais wrote: »

I smell a porky!

Not at all. It was close to 20 years ago, and I still remember the taxi that came the next morning. A Citroen BX. The reason I remember is because my back was broke from ridin 'yer wan all night, and the Citroens had lovely comfortable seats. And electric windows too. I had to ask the driver how to open it so I could fcuk yer wans number out the window!:D