Scummiest thing you have done

Snake

Demonique wrote: »

Oh and when I was a lot younger I was too lazy to go to the bathroom for a wee, instead I'd get out of bed and piss on the carpet

I was found out when my mother came into my bedroom in her bare feet...

Sure why not I suppose

pablo128

B.A._Baracus wrote: »

That is one of the most stupidest things I have ever heard :pac:

By flipping it inside out, you were coming in to contact with her fluids and vice versa for her. lol. Sperm can only last a few minutes outside the warmth of a human body so forget about pregnancy :P

So you had 'unprotected sex whilst wearing a condom' :pac::pac: How that feel for ya? lol.....

She wouldn't ride me without a jonny - which is ironic given what I did. I was out of it and didn't give a fook.

Demonique wrote: »

Oh and when I was a lot younger I was too lazy to go to the bathroom for a wee, instead I'd get out of bed and piss on the carpet

I was found out when my mother came into my bedroom in her bare feet...

I did the same myself when I was 8. It was too cold to go all the way out to the toilet, and we were moving to a new house the next day! I had a sneaky piss behind a chest of drawers in the bedroom.
I told my mother about it there a while ago. She was pretty disgusted. "FFS ma, it was 30 years ago!" I said to her. Made no difference.

Zed Bank

Demonique wrote: »

Oh and when I was a lot younger I was too lazy to go to the bathroom for a wee, instead I'd get out of bed and piss on the carpet

I was found out when my mother came into my bedroom in her bare feet...

I would like to judge, but unfortunately I did this too.

Lady Spangles

I pinched loo roll from a public toilet because I didn't want to waste any of my last fiver on actually paying for it from the corner shop. I was a broke student at the time, does that give me a free pass?

lazza14

Push Pop wrote: »

Took a big **** in a kettle in a hotel room and turned it on. Not only did the room have to be shut down but the whole floor of the hotel had to be evacuated. I'm pretty sure anyone who inhaled those fumes now have aids*.

*it wasn't actually me who did it but someone I know from Cork.

congratulations - you win.


vile

L1011

I installed an empty safe in every house I lived in just before sale...

jessiejam

When i was about 8 or 9 we didn't have a house phone so we would play around with the one in the phone box down the road. We would ring the operator which was free at the time and pretend we were lost in town and couldn't get home. we would talk in a really sad soft voice and then just hang up Poor operator must have been going out of her mind over us.
Lousy thing to do

previous user

Used to fire rockets (fireworks) at kids when I was in my early teens

turnikett1

previous user wrote: »

Used to fire rockets (fireworks) at kids when I was in my early teens

That's pretty... bad.

Kind of funny though.

misterdeeds

turnikett1 wrote: »

Let's all be honest here. What is the scummiest, lowest thing you have done? Everyone has an inner cúnt.

I'm too embarassed to tell mine I will wait until others have shamed themselves before I start.

Once took a s*** in a bag and placed it in the recycling bag ( sister was in the bathroom again at the time ) again !!!


ps : sorry recycling man .

pablo128

I fcuked my used diesel engine oil down my neighbours drain.
As it happens, I always pour used oil down a drain or a shore. A quick look around to see if the neighbours are curtain twitching, and straight down. The odd time if i'm not at my own place, I'll put the oil back into a container, and hide it halfway down in the green bin.

nails1

Jacked off in the same room as my sister when she was asleep.

Satriale

nails1 wrote: »

Jacked off in the same room as my sister when she was asleep.

i wasnt asleep Nails...

Cupcake_Crisis

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Absolutely out of it once and **** myself at a wedding. I was trying to sober up so I went to the toilet and took off my boxers and cleaned up the mess but just left my ****ty boxers behind the toilet.

Myself and another guy my age at about 10 tricked younger kids on our road that a bucket of our piss was orange juice...:o

Not really my fault this one but being attacked by a few scumbags outside of a chipper a few years ago managed to pick up a bottle and smash it off one of them and hold off the rest with it while I got away.

A horrible girl I know was really smashed one night and started calling herself ugly and an awful person and all of that and me being a bit drunk and having a strong dislike towards her just agreed with everything she was saying.

I kidnapped my neighbours dog for about a week and hid it in my friends garden while his family were away.

I think I love you.

rwg

misterdeeds wrote: »

Once took a s*** in a bag and placed it in the recycling bag ( sister was in the bathroom again at the time ) again !!!


ps : sorry recycling man .

why are there url's to smiley faces on this post?

FiachDubh

Sex with a man in a field.
He's married with a young family and I'm a lad myself.

Not half bad compared to most of the stuff I've read on this thread feeling better about myself already

Mar Mar Marmalade

In school, right, 5th-6th year a few years ago I went through this phase of taking s***'s on the teachers' desks. It began after I was put into Mr. Sheehan's room for after school Friday detention for firing a LED pen at John Copeland. After school finished, he left before any of the students did. I sought to get revenge so I waited behind a bit to do what was going to happen.

It kind of happened regularly after that tbh, eventually it became quite amusing. I had specific classes that were easier targets then others. After a while I was legendarily titled the "s***-Bandit" but the thing was, no one knew who it was. It would Normally 'cause a stir after every strike. The other students found the whole ordeal hilarious.. There was always talk about "Who is it?" and such.

To this day, no one still knows. Heard from a mate a while back that some jackasses had covered the bathroom wall and caused a major cleanup and apparently rumors arose of a comeback. Ah, thus is life.

montyrebel

the 4chan /b/ posts have arrived

Maximus Alexander

magicmushroom wrote: »

Had a boyfriend when I was 17 (and very immature) and he house shared with a girl who I really didnt like.
She was always very off with me when I went round and clearly hated me.
So whenever I stayed over I would run her toothbrush under the rim of the toilet bowl - what a horrible, disgusting thing to do.
I feel bad to this day. She really was a b!tch though.

Sounds like she was right to hate you! :eek:

calanus

When I was about 10-11 I convinced most of the houses on our street that tiles had fallen from their roofs. After a particularly stormy night a friend and I took a pile of roof slates that had been removed from a house a number of years ago and planted 1 or 2 in the back of about 5-6 of my neighbours houses. To not arouse suspicion, we also placed a few in our own yards....... And so, the call outs began and the look of confusion on everyone's face when they found that there was no damage (actually 1 house did need immediate attention so maybe we kinda helped) was amazing. I feel a little bad about it but at the same time it makes me chuckle at how much of little sheeit I was back then

fleet_admiral

Years ago at midnight at the olympia I knocked over a girls bottle of wine while I was pissed. I bought her a new one and I knocked that over too. The second replacement wasnt wine though, It was wine coloured alright and warm........

adam88

FiachDubh wrote: »

Sex with a man in a field.
He's married with a young family and I'm a lad myself.

Not half bad compared to most of the stuff I've read on this thread feeling better about myself already

Firstly you straight or gay. Secondly I wouldn't be worried it's a common thing these days

BeerWolf

I stole 5p worth of chocolate peanuts when I was a kid, and was never caught!

My life's biggest heist it was.