Rasheed wrote: » Why would I drink my own piss?
wazky wrote: » Why wouldn't you? Sterile and no harm apparently?
Paddy Cow wrote: » Very mature for a 12 yr old. Most would want to buy toys or video games.
Rasheed wrote: » Eating worms mightn't do you any harm either but I think I'll stick with the Cornflakes
Paddy Cow wrote: » Why was your 12 year old brother saving up for a heifer?
TeddyTedson wrote: » Come off it you replied to my post a few weeks ago saying you'd have pepper sprayed a bunch of students for singing. My post is in relation to things I did as a child and as a teenager. Students do get on my nerves too but I wouldn't condone pepper spraying them for singing. :rolleyes:
wazky wrote: » Just the mentality of shooting someone over them hiding your dog is mind boggling.
Rasheed wrote: » Figure of speech waz. But I would be seriously pissed off if someone stole my dog, even if it was for a week.
pablo128 wrote: » I met a bird and went back to her place. Gave her a few goes, but eventually ran out of jonnies.(only had a 3 pack) She was up for it again, and not wanting to let her down, I sneakily reached down onto the floor and slipped on one of the used ones. Inside out!
TeddyTedson wrote: » We know you'd execute them :eek: I love animals but the people willing to kill humans in retaliation for animal cruelty should really be locked away.
pablo128 wrote: » I met a bird and went back to her place. Gave her a few goes, but eventually ran out of jonnies.(only had a 3 pack) She was up for it again, and not wanting to let her down, I sneakily reached down onto the floor and slipped on one of the used ones. Inside out! As a teenager fishing up in Leixlip, a young lad came over to watch us. About 10 years old, he was a nice enough little fella. As soon as he had his back turned, I was away on his brand new 10 speed racer. I sold it back in Clondalkin for 15 pounds.
pablo128 wrote: » I met a bird and went back to her place. Gave her a few goes, but eventually ran out of jonnies.(only had a 3 pack) She was up for it again, and not wanting to let her down, I sneakily reached down onto the floor and slipped on one of the used ones. Inside out!.
orangesoda wrote: » blowjob and facial in forest
Crumpets wrote: » I bought my Mammy chocolates for her birthday and then I ate them all
orangesoda wrote: » a cousin of mine had a cow at 11 or 12
ericl wrote: » What did you wipe your face with?
cruais wrote: » I smell a porky!
Rasheed wrote: » Hmm, I think anybody that would knowingly harm an innocent, be it an animal, a child or an elderly person deserves anything they get.
onerone wrote: » Spied on both my sisters having showers. the stuck up local catholic girls wouldn't put out soi had to go incest style.
pablo128 wrote: » Not at all. It was close to 20 years ago, and I still remember the taxi that came the next morning. A Citroen BX. The reason I remember is because my back was broke from ridin 'yer wan all night, and the Citroens had lovely comfortable seats. And electric windows too. I had to ask the driver how to open it so I could fcuk yer wans number out the window!:D
HugsiePie wrote: » in that case congratulations mr. pablo youre now quite possibly the father of one 20 year old son or daughter (or who knows maybe even twins) :rolleyes:
pablo128 wrote: » I really thought people would have kicked off more about robbing the young fellas new bike!:D
Diabhal Beag wrote: » I'm no TeddyTedson but I did recommend Bulmers Pear to many friends and acquaintances while knowing of its diarrhoea inducing powers. Funnily enough I think my awareness came from a thread on AH's years back. Some say Bulmers Pear was the worst thing to happen to this country since the famine.