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Scummiest thing you have done

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  • #62
    Snake
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,844 ✭✭✭Snake


    Had sex with my girlfriend on the back of a bus.... To completion at that.


  • #63
    Schwiiing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,733 ✭✭✭Schwiiing


    fussyonion wrote: »
    I was absolutely locked one night and as I was walking home, I realised I needed to go for a sh*t but there was nowhere around so I ran to the nearest place, which was like a big courtyard...realised I wasn't going to make it.

    Sh*t in my Reebok snappy-button-on-the-side tracksuit bottoms and when I was finished, left them there. Walked home in my long shirt and tights (was wearing tights as it was freezing out and sure nobody would see them underneath my bottoms.

    Realised as I was walking home, I had actually done a poopoo in the pub carpark and there were floodlights.
    And I was probably seen too.

    It's scummy but hey you asked.


    Stay classy.


  • #64
    Diabhal Beag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    fussyonion wrote: »
    I wrote this poem just now:

    "It hides behind a label, promising bubbles and fun
    But Bulmers Pear has another secret, it opens up your bum
    I'm not one to overstate things but this opening verse is probably the greatest literature ever produced.


  • #65
    Snake
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,844 ✭✭✭Snake


    onerone wrote: »
    Spied on both my sisters having showers. the stuck up local catholic girls wouldn't put out soi had to go incest style.




    What the incest ****? You spied on your sister showering


    You got sexual pleasure from watching your sisters showering.... Well **** me sideways


  • #66
    Jonny Blaze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 753 ✭✭✭Jonny Blaze


    turnikett1 wrote: »
    Let's all be honest here. What is the scummiest, lowest thing you have done? Everyone has an inner cúnt.
    onerone wrote: »
    Spied on both my sisters having showers. the stuck up local catholic girls wouldn't put out soi had to go incest style.

    I think we have a winner!


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  • #67
    cabledude
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 842 ✭✭✭cabledude


    Diabhal Beag wrote: »
    I'm not one to overstate things but this opening verse is probably the greatest literature ever produced.
    Who needs the Heaneys and Kavanaghs of the world when we have this!


  • #68
    Barely There
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭Barely There


    pablo128 wrote: »
    Not at all. It was close to 20 years ago, and I still remember the taxi that came the next morning. A Citroen BX. The reason I remember is because my back was broke from ridin 'yer wan all night, and the Citroens had lovely comfortable seats. And electric windows too. I had to ask the driver how to open it so I could fcuk yer wans number out the window!:D

    Be honest now - you've never actually had your penis in a vagina have you?


  • #69
    Kimbot
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,857 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    HugsiePie wrote: »
    riding a bike never got anyone pregnant :P

    Unless its the town bike :P


  • #70
    joe stodge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 986 ✭✭✭joe stodge


    I went to an 18th birthday party in someone's house, got trashed drunk, stole their birthday cake before it could be cut and smashed it over their parents car as I was leaving.


  • #71
    Shiraz 4.99
    Site Banned Posts: 824 ✭✭✭Shiraz 4.99


    Broke it off with a gf to go back shagging an ex, had a glorious night of rekindled passion & while walking home ran into the other one who had got destroyed on vodka trying to drown her sorrows.
    Well, it seemed rude not to.


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  • #72
    petes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Diabhal Beag wrote: »
    I'm no TeddyTedson but I did recommend Bulmers Pear to many friends and acquaintances while knowing of its diarrhoea inducing powers. Funnily enough I think my awareness came from a thread on AH's years back.

    Some say Bulmers Pear was the worst thing to happen to this country since the famine.

    I remember also staying away from it from reading a thread on here. I didn't tell anyone else about it though and let them drink away at it!


  • #73
    razorblunt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    Bought two easter eggs (small ones) for a charity drive at work for poor families in the city. Ate them as soon as I got home.


    Felt awful so bought two large ones the next day at lunch ... almost ate them too.


    Lock me up.


  • #74
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,420 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    razorblunt wrote: »
    Bought two easter eggs (small ones) for a charity drive at work for poor families in the city. Ate them as soon as I got home.


    Felt awful so bought two large ones the next day at lunch ... almost ate them too.


    Lock me up.


    You sir/madam are worse than Hitler.


  • #75
    turnikett1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 676 ✭✭✭turnikett1


    C'mon guys, I expected more from this thread.

    Ill get the ball rolling again. I used to pretend to be homeless/needed a taxi/needed to ring my parents etc and ask people for €2 then saved the money for booze/weed/pizza


  • #76
    FouxDaFaFa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,850 ✭✭✭FouxDaFaFa


    God, you people are awful.

    *polishes halo*


  • #77
    BOHtox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,314 ✭✭✭BOHtox


    I... dropped the screw... in the tuna!


  • #78
    John Cherry
    Closed Accounts Posts: 763 ✭✭✭John Cherry


    BOHtox wrote: »
    I... dropped the screw... in the tuna!
    :D


  • #79
    HugsiePie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,160 ✭✭✭✭HugsiePie


    retrogamefan wrote: »
    What the incest ****? You spied on your sister showering


    You got sexual pleasure from watching your sisters showering.... Well **** me sideways

    But youre not his sister :pac::pac::pac:


  • #80
    Snake
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,844 ✭✭✭Snake


    HugsiePie wrote: »
    But youre not his sister :pac::pac::pac:

    HAHAHAHAHA XD


  • #81
    murrak123
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 74 ✭✭murrak123


    One of my housemates among a serious amount of other crap was constantly robbing my milk from the fridge and leaving the empty carton back. I may have taken a **** into the milk carton and left it back and waited for him to make his milky milky tea.


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  • #82
    HugsiePie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,160 ✭✭✭✭HugsiePie


    John Cherry wrote: »
    :D

    Well I dropped a penny fell out of my pocket got stuck in the door

    took me 8 years to come clean on that one


  • #83
    Snake
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,844 ✭✭✭Snake


    murrak123 wrote: »
    One of my housemates among a serious amount of other crap was constantly robbing my milk from the fridge and leaving the empty carton back. I may have taken a **** into the milk carton and left it back and waited for him to make his milky milky tea.

    Oh that's nasty.


  • #84
    Snake
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,844 ✭✭✭Snake


    HugsiePie wrote: »
    Well I dropped a penny fell out of my pocket got stuck in the door

    took me 8 years to come clean on that one

    We knew all along you scumbag.


  • #85
    HugsiePie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,160 ✭✭✭✭HugsiePie


    retrogamefan wrote: »
    We knew all along you scumbag.

    It was an accident it fell out of my pocket and rolled into the door. It was my first day I didnt want you to be mad with me


    WE COULD STILL BE FRIENDS


  • #86
    Irish Guitarist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    Years ago I was talking to someone in a chat room and she said she was going to watch the Eastenders omnibus. I ruined it for her by saying "Billy and Little Mo are getting back together".


  • #87
    HugsiePie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,160 ✭✭✭✭HugsiePie


    Irish Guitarist wrote: »
    Years ago I was talking to someone in a chat room and she said she was going to watch the Eastenders omnibus. I ruined it for her by saying "Billy and Little Mo are getting back together".

    That was you?! YOU FÚCKER!!!!!! :P


  • #88
    Kimbot
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,857 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    HugsiePie wrote: »
    It was an accident it fell out of my pocket and rolled into the door. It was my first day I didnt want you to be mad with me


    WE COULD STILL BE FRIENDS

    Eaaaaaaaagggggggggllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeee :D


  • #89
    The Mig
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 2,054 Mod ✭✭✭✭The Mig


    Playing a football match and I seen dog sh*te on the pitch. Stood in it on purpose and when defending a throw-in rubbed it all over the left leg of the person I was marking.


  • #90
    lazza14
    Closed Accounts Posts: 265 ✭✭lazza14


    The Mig wrote: »
    Playing a football match and I seen dog sh*te on the pitch. Stood in it on purpose and when defending a throw-in rubbed it all over the left leg of the person I was marking.


    disgusting, person could have been really sick after that ..


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  • #91
    Irishcrx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,861 ✭✭✭Irishcrx


    Playing a match when I was younger , think ot was a semi or something and the last 10 - 15 minutes for pretty intense , lad who was marking me took me down in the box studs up towards the end and ref didn't see it/give it...I was beyond furious , had problems controlling my temper back then. We lost the match and the lad went to shake my hand at the end I heatbutted him and broke his nose...scummy thing to do, deserved the ban I got..


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